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> [The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/the-reason-people-use-a-crucifix-against-vampires-is-because-vampires/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

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> [I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/i-expected-dracula-to-come-jumping-out-any-second-if-he-did-i-d-have/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

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> [Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/crosses-only-scare-vampires-away-because-they-re-allergic-to-bullshit/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

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## More by Richard Pryor

> [It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/it-s-so-much-easier-for-me-to-talk-about-my-life-in-front-of-two/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/a-sold-out-house-my-first-night-back-do-you-have-any-idea-what-kinda/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/when-you-re-running-down-the-street-on-fire-people-get-out-of-your-way/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/no-i-m-not-dying-and-i-sure-ain-t-dead/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [Freebase? What's free about it?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/freebase-what-s-free-about-it/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/i-m-not-for-integration-and-i-m-not-against-it/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/marriage-is-really-tough-because-you-have-to-deal-with-feelings-and/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/now-they-re-calling-taking-drugs-an-epidemic-that-s-cos-white-folks/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/what-i-never-understand-about-a-hangover-is-where-does-the-breath/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/i-believe-the-ability-to-think-is-blessed-if-you-can-think-about-a/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/you-work-your-butt-off-and-somebody-says-you-can-t-have-your-record/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/i-don-t-want-to-go-through-life-as-a-wonder-wheel-murderer/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [Do you know how you felt when you would lean all the way back in a chair, and just before you were about to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/do-you-know-how-you-felt-when-you-would-lean-all-the-way-back-in-a/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/i-had-to-stop-drinkin-cuz-i-got-tired-of-waking-up-in-my-car-driving/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

> [Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/why-get-killed-when-you-can-run-your-ego-will-heal-much-faster-than-a/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

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