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title: "2 All day Quotes By Maria Bamford"
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> [I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel Osteen, Steve Martin, and an anonymous purple egg - just to see where they go with it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-m-sort-of-shy-and-twitter-feels-like-chatting-all-day-with-a-group/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

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> [I think taking vacations and turning off the phone and only doing emails or social media for a specific short amount of time helps with work/life balance. If I'm checking it all day I start to feel cuckoo-bird. So I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-think-taking-vacations-and-turning-off-the-phone-and-only-doing/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

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## More by Maria Bamford

> [I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities... but their moods create weather.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-feel-bad-about-that-that-i-worship-celebrities-but-their-moods/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [In L.A., a lot of comics live here, but we don't get to spend that much time together because we've got to drive 45…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/in-l-a-a-lot-of-comics-live-here-but-we-don-t-get-to-spend-that-much/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/sometimes-i-worry-i-don-t-want-to-get-married-as-much-as-i-d-like-to/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't have that personality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-m-not-an-extroverted-person-nor-am-i-hyper-confident-in-my-point-of/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-like-all-kinds-of-comedy-i-like-comedy-that-doesn-t-talk-about-real/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-think-i-like-a-lot-of-people-have-that-type-of-brain-where-i-find/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-have-trouble-watching-singers-because-they-are-so-sincere/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/even-if-you-re-disgusting-and-everyone-is-creeped-out-by-you-and/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/some-of-my-friends-and-family-have-tried-to-challenge-me-to-do-jokes/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-can-t-stand-makeup-commercials-do-you-need-a-lipstick-that-keeps/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-have-a-comic-character-my-sister-said-that-i-m-the-victim-of-every/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/schizophrenia-is-hearing-voices-not-doing-voices/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/it-s-always-the-compliments-from-people-you-love-that-mean-so-much/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/i-express-things-through-characters-because-i-have-a-fear-that-my-own/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

> [In my stand up, I think I try to be less energetic because I feel embarrassed about how much enthusiasm I have. There's something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-bamford/in-my-stand-up-i-think-i-try-to-be-less-energetic-because-i-feel/)

[Maria Bamford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-bamford/)

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