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> [“I don’t sell spells, and I don’t sell tricks. I don’t carry illusions or marked cards or weighted coins. I can not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benedict-jacka/i-don-t-sell-spells-and-i-don-t-sell-tricks-i-don-t-carry-illusions/)

[Benedict Jacka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benedict-jacka/)

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> [“The noise makes your heart jump, but hearing a sniper bullet is a good thing. The bullet outruns the sound wave; if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benedict-jacka/the-noise-makes-your-heart-jump-but-hearing-a-sniper-bullet-is-a-good/)

[Benedict Jacka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benedict-jacka/)

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> [“Congrats, you’ve just had your first assassination attempt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benedict-jacka/congrats-you-ve-just-had-your-first-assassination-attempt/)

[Benedict Jacka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benedict-jacka/)

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> [“My would-be assassin was a very good shot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benedict-jacka/my-would-be-assassin-was-a-very-good-shot/)

[Benedict Jacka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benedict-jacka/)

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> [“As I walked, I started making a list of everyone in the mage world whom I’d opposed, fought with, or otherwise irritated.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benedict-jacka/as-i-walked-i-started-making-a-list-of-everyone-in-the-mage-world/)

[Benedict Jacka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benedict-jacka/)

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## Top authors on Alex-verus

- [Benedict Jacka 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alex-verus/benedict-jacka/)

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