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title: "3 Alessandro Quotes By Sharon Ashwood"
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> [“You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radish garnishes and humming to himself. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/you-met-over-a-pile-of-dead-bodies-mere-days-ago-now-he-s-carving/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c0/sharon-ashwood-43336_alessandro_you-met-over-a-pile-of-dead-bodies-mere_1854131.jpg)

> [“He'd heard about Holly putting some magical whammy on him, bringing to life the legend of the Chosen that gave a vampire…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/he-d-heard-about-holly-putting-some-magical-whammy-on-him-bringing-to/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ff/sharon-ashwood-43336_alessandro_he-d-heard-about-holly-putting-some-magi_2148873.jpg)

> [“I am old, not senile,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/i-am-old-not-senile/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37b/sharon-ashwood-43336_alessandro_i-am-old-not-senile-2979376_2979376.jpg)

## More by Sharon Ashwood

> [“Do you think city hall would take battling dragons as a excuse to waive a fine?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/do-you-think-city-hall-would-take-battling-dragons-as-a-excuse-to/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

> [“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/being-the-evil-undead-wasn-t-fun-anymore-for-one-thing-it-was/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

> [“... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/vampires-are-like-gourmet-chocolate-oh-so-tempting-but-overindulgence/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

> [“You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radish garnishes and humming to himself. It's creepy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/you-met-over-a-pile-of-dead-bodies-mere-days-ago-now-he-s-carving/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

> [“He'd heard about Holly putting some magical whammy on him, bringing to life the legend of the Chosen that gave a vampire the power…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/he-d-heard-about-holly-putting-some-magical-whammy-on-him-bringing-to/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

> [“She reached down and picked up one of the stakes she'd dropped, running the tip along her thigh as she straightened. "Want to play…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/she-reached-down-and-picked-up-one-of-the-stakes-she-d-dropped/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

> [“I am old, not senile,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/i-am-old-not-senile/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

> [“Rebels are simply oppressed individuals demanding their rights.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/rebels-are-simply-oppressed-individuals-demanding-their-rights/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

> [“And-he was ashamed to admit--he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/and-he-was-ashamed-to-admit-he-had-been-known-to-carry-off-the/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

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