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title: "3 Alessandro Quotes by 1 author"
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> [“You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radish garnishes and humming to himself. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/you-met-over-a-pile-of-dead-bodies-mere-days-ago-now-he-s-carving/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

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> [“He'd heard about Holly putting some magical whammy on him, bringing to life the legend of the Chosen that gave a vampire…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/he-d-heard-about-holly-putting-some-magical-whammy-on-him-bringing-to/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

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> [“I am old, not senile,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-ashwood/i-am-old-not-senile/)

[Sharon Ashwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-ashwood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37b/sharon-ashwood-43336_alessandro_i-am-old-not-senile-2979376_2979376.jpg)

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