--- title: "11 Alcoholic Drink Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 11 Alcoholic Drink quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Alcoholic Drink sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg" --- > [You lost me at non-alcoholic drink...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg) > [I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/i-m-ombibulous-i-drink-every-known-alcoholic-drink-and-enjoy-them-all/) [H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/290/h-l-mencken-245_alcoholic-drinks_i-m-ombibulous-i-drink-every-known-alcoh_1313794.png) > [Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-call-me-an-alcoholic-they-drink-everyday-i-drink-every-night-i/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c6/anonymous-1_every-night_don-t-call-me-an-alcoholic-they-drink-ev_1117784.jpg) > [I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-larkin/i-never-stood-in-a-public-house-bar-and-alcoholic-drink-never-touched/) [James Larkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-larkin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11c/james-larkin-18952_alcoholic_i-never-stood-in-a-public-house-bar-and_3159179.png) > [I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-murray/i-m-not-an-alcoholic-i-only-drink-two-times-a-year-when-it-s-my/) [Bill Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-murray/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ce/bill-murray-1709_alcoholic_i-m-not-an-alcoholic-i-only-drink-two-ti_2326663.png) > [I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink twice a year, when its by birthday and when its not my birthday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ali/i-m-not-an-alcoholic-i-only-drink-twice-a-year-when-its-by-birthday/) [Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ali/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/832/ali-4998_alcoholic_i-m-not-an-alcoholic-i-only-drink-twice_2751980.jpg) > [I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/i-haven-t-had-an-alcoholic-drink-in-22-years-but-when-i-did-drink-i-d/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aec/alice-cooper-2435_alcoholic-drinks_i-haven-t-had-an-alcoholic-drink-in-22-y_79749.png) > [So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows that a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-jackson/so-popular-is-beer-the-world-s-best-selling-alcoholic-drink-that-it/) [Michael Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-jackson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2f/michael-jackson-411_alcoholic-drinks_so-popular-is-beer-the-world-s-best-sell_1478876.jpg) > [I love a drink. But I've never, ever in my life been on a stage and done a performance with an alcoholic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-ball/i-love-a-drink-but-i-ve-never-ever-in-my-life-been-on-a-stage-and/) [Michael Ball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-ball/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3d/michael-ball-6205_good_i-love-a-drink-but-i-ve-never-ever-in-my_1578536.jpg) > [“According to glycemic index principles, it would be fine for an alcoholic to drink beer, but not whisky since beer raises your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-noakes/according-to-glycemic-index-principles-it-would-be-fine-for-an/) [Tim Noakes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-noakes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26c/tim-noakes-12730_alcohol_according-to-glycemic-index-principles-i_3123315.jpg) > [“Beverages. It may seem austere, but water should be your first choice. One hundred percent fruit juices can be enjoyed in small…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-davis/beverages-it-may-seem-austere-but-water-should-be-your-first-choice/) [William Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-davis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53c/william-davis-3014_bad-idea_beverages-it-may-seem-austere-but-water_1535740.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alcoholic-drink/#itemlist", "name": "Alcoholic Drink Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You lost me at non-alcoholic drink...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/anonymous-1_quote_you-lost-me-at-non-alcoholic-drink-11609_1160902.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You lost me at non-alcoholic drink...” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm ombibulous. 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