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title: "Best Alcohol Proverbs"
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> [PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/prenatal-when-your-life-was-still-somewhat-your-own/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I will drink alcohol socially. That's really on the weekends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/romeo-santos/i-will-drink-alcohol-socially-that-s-really-on-the-weekends/)

[Romeo Santos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/romeo-santos/)

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> [Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/drink-because-you-are-happy-but-never-because-you-are-miserable/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-pregnancies/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I've said no to alcohol for years but it still won't listen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-ve-said-no-to-alcohol-for-years-but-it-still-won-t-listen/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I don't trust people who don't use profanity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-oliver-everett/i-don-t-trust-people-who-don-t-use-profanity/)

[Mark Oliver Everett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-oliver-everett/)

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> [It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-neftzger/it-s-4-58-on-friday-afternoon-do-you-know-where-your-margarita-is/)

[Amy Neftzger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-neftzger/)

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> [It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/it-was-too-much-tequila-or-not-quite-enough/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-stafford/smoking-wildwood-flower-got-to-be-a-habit-we-didn-t-see-no-harm-we/)

[Jim Stafford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-stafford/)

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> [Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marguerite-duras/alcohol-doesn-t-console-it-doesn-t-fill-up-anyone-s-psychological-2/)

[Marguerite Duras](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marguerite-duras/)

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> [In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/in-wine-there-is-wisdom-in-beer-there-is-freedom-in-water-there-is/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [It did occur to me that the effect of good literature may be as dizzying as that of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pamela-dean/it-did-occur-to-me-that-the-effect-of-good-literature-may-be-as/)

[Pamela Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pamela-dean/)

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> [“Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-bylsma/ignorance-is-a-lot-like-alcohol-the-more-you-have-of-it-the-less-you/)

[Jay Bylsma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-bylsma/)

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> [I've never taken drugs of any kind, never had a glass of alcohol. Never had a cigarette, never had a cup of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/i-ve-never-taken-drugs-of-any-kind-never-had-a-glass-of-alcohol-never/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merle-haggard/the-turn-i-made-was-not-the-one-i-planned-and-i-watched-my-social/)

[Merle Haggard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merle-haggard/)

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> [“What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/what-is-your-advice-to-young-writers-drink-fuck-and-smoke-plenty-of-2/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [The abuse of food, alcohol, or drugs is essentially a material response to a need that isn't really physical at its foundation..…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deepak-chopra/the-abuse-of-food-alcohol-or-drugs-is-essentially-a-material-response/)

[Deepak Chopra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deepak-chopra/)

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> [Your hair loves it; everything loves water, you know. So I don't drink soda. I don't drink the devil's juice. Everyone knows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rozonda-thomas/your-hair-loves-it-everything-loves-water-you-know-so-i-don-t-drink/)

[Rozonda Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rozonda-thomas/)

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> [All poets have signalized their consciousness of rare moments when they were superior to themselves, -when a light, a freedom, a power…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/all-poets-have-signalized-their-consciousness-of-rare-moments-when/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/ten-thousand-million-nightmares-temptation-by-the-score-i-used-to-get/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/man-being-reasonable-must-get-drunk-the-best-of-life-is-but-2/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [I grew up in a pretty tough neighborhood. I grew up around drugs, alcohol, prostitution, I grew up around everything, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alicia-keys/i-grew-up-in-a-pretty-tough-neighborhood-i-grew-up-around-drugs/)

[Alicia Keys](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alicia-keys/)

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> [There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-are-many-good-reasons-for-drinking-one-has-just-entered-my-head/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Texting and phone calls, fireworks, blends, café au lait, and music. Yesterday's television. Work and beer. The neighbor's dog, or those strange…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tomoko-yamashita/texting-and-phone-calls-fireworks-blends-caf-au-lait-and-music/)

[Tomoko Yamashita](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tomoko-yamashita/)

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> [This is my drink. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My drink is my best friend. It is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nurija-hamidovic/this-is-my-drink-there-are-many-like-it-but-this-one-is-mine-my-drink/)

[Nurija Hamidovic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nurija-hamidovic/)

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> [Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/alcohol-makes-other-people-less-tedious-and-food-less-bland-and-can-3/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [Islam makes very large claims for itself. In its art, there is a prejudice against representing the human form at all. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/islam-makes-very-large-claims-for-itself-in-its-art-there-is-a/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [“People don't like to talk about alcohol. They don't like to think about it, except in the most superficial of ways. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-laing/people-don-t-like-to-talk-about-alcohol-they-don-t-like-to-think/)

[Olivia Laing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-laing/)

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> [Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/most-americans-are-born-drunk-and-really-require-a-little-wine-or-2/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [Too many people are stuck on sickness benefits because of issues that could be addressed but instead are not, some have drug…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cameron/too-many-people-are-stuck-on-sickness-benefits-because-of-issues-that/)

[David Cameron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cameron/)

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> [Dreamlands Golden Goose! Fragrance-free! Vodka me! Goose it up, baby! Mouth-watering! Condensed, purify, extracted, for the world to see. LET IT BE!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/javaz/dreamlands-golden-goose-fragrance-free-vodka-me-goose-it-up-baby/)

[Javaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/javaz/)

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> [For me, Yves Saint Laurent is a hero because he fought his whole life against illness. Maybe the only way to fight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jalil-lespert/for-me-yves-saint-laurent-is-a-hero-because-he-fought-his-whole-life/)

[Jalil Lespert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jalil-lespert/)

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> [I don't know of any issues associated with alcohol before flight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-ochoa/i-don-t-know-of-any-issues-associated-with-alcohol-before-flight/)

[Ellen Ochoa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-ochoa/)

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> [I will not Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/i-will-not-drink-more-than-fourteen-alcohol-units-a-week/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

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> [I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-diffie/i-can-walk-the-line-if-it-ain-t-too-straight/)

[Joe Diffie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-diffie/)

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> [Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/two-great-european-narcotics-alcohol-and-christianity/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/here-s-to-alcohol-the-rose-colored-glasses-of-life/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/sir-if-you-were-my-husband-i-would-poison-your-drink/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

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> [It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-mertz/it-was-hate-at-first-sight-clean-pure-and-strong-as-grain-alcohol/)

[Barbara Mertz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-mertz/)

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> [Eat your alcohol, or you won't get nonconsensual sex!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brenda-song/eat-your-alcohol-or-you-won-t-get-nonconsensual-sex/)

[Brenda Song](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brenda-song/)

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