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title: "Best Alcohol Wisdom"
description: "Browse 1,953 Alcohol quotes by 1,306 authors. Discover the best Alcohol sayings and thoughts."
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> [My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mercedes-mccambridge/my-second-marriage-had-a-lot-to-do-with-alcohol/)

[Mercedes McCambridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mercedes-mccambridge/)

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> [Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irwin-corey/remember-i-before-e-except-in-budweiser/)

[Irwin Corey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irwin-corey/)

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> [God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-mcmahon/god-invented-whiskey-to-keep-the-irish-from-ruling-the-world/)

[Ed McMahon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-mcmahon/)

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> [I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/i-ain-t-no-drinking-man-but-temptation-got-the-best-of-me/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [The alcohol goes in, the truth comes out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-mcdoodle/the-alcohol-goes-in-the-truth-comes-out/)

[Jessica Mcdoodle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-mcdoodle/)

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> [That's wonderful, but my mind has been destroyed by alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-andre/that-s-wonderful-but-my-mind-has-been-destroyed-by-alcohol/)

[Carl Andre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-andre/)

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> [Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-davis-jr/alcohol-gives-you-infinite-patience-for-stupidity/)

[Sammy Davis, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-davis-jr/)

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> [Why is it we all think alcohol is the only way of escaping reality. ..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-is-it-we-all-think-alcohol-is-the-only-way-of-escaping-reality/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drinking long-term is a lot worse than doing heroin. Alcohol's a real poison.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-winehouse/drinking-long-term-is-a-lot-worse-than-doing-heroin-alcohol-s-a-real/)

[Amy Winehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-winehouse/)

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> [I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stonewall-jackson/i-like-liquor-its-taste-and-its-effects-and-that-is-just-the-reason/)

[Stonewall Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stonewall-jackson/)

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> [“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/millions-of-deaths-would-not-have-happened-if-it-weren-t-for-the/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/it-isn-t-chic-for-women-to-be-drunk-men-drunks-are-more-excusable/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

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> [I just took some ecstasy, ain't no tellin' what the side effects could be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-dre/i-just-took-some-ecstasy-ain-t-no-tellin-what-the-side-effects-could/)

[Dr. Dre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-dre/)

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> [I'm going to keep drinking on stage. I have a pretty healthy relationship with alcohol. I know how far to go and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-berninger/i-m-going-to-keep-drinking-on-stage-i-have-a-pretty-healthy/)

[Matt Berninger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-berninger/)

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> [Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ziggy-marley/alcohol-tobacco-and-pharmaceutical-drugs-are-legal-but-they-can-hurt/)

[Ziggy Marley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ziggy-marley/)

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> [“Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ross-macdonald/pour-alcohol-on-a-bundle-of-nerves-and-it-generally-turns-into-a-can/)

[Ross Macdonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ross-macdonald/)

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> [You never think you're on the verge of disaster while you're looking over the edge yourself. It's your friends and family who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/you-never-think-you-re-on-the-verge-of-disaster-while-you-re-looking/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [At that comfortable tavern on Pontchartrain we had a bouillabaisse than which a better was never eaten at Marseilles; and not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-makepeace-thackeray/at-that-comfortable-tavern-on-pontchartrain-we-had-a-bouillabaisse/)

[William Makepeace Thackeray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-makepeace-thackeray/)

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> [It is time to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol. It is time to end the arrests of so many people and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-sanders/it-is-time-to-tax-and-regulate-marijuana-like-alcohol-it-is-time-to/)

[Bernie Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-sanders/)

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> [I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-stone/i-think-at-a-certain-point-it-s-better-for-women-not-to-have-any/)

[Sharon Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-stone/)

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> [Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graeme-simsion/research-consistently-shows-that-the-risks-to-health-outweigh-the/)

[Graeme Simsion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graeme-simsion/)

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> [Place a substantial meal before a tired man and he will eat with effort and be little better for it at first.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/place-a-substantial-meal-before-a-tired-man-and-he-will-eat-with/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [ “There has never been any art or literature without drink and there never will be…Unless something is done about the matter \[prohibition\]… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-pennell/there-has-never-been-any-art-or-literature-without-drink-and-there/)

[Joseph Pennell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-pennell/)

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> [I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-baio/i-never-did-drugs-and-i-can-t-really-drink-because-i-have-zero/)

[Scott Baio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-baio/)

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> [Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roland-barthes/other-countries-drink-to-get-drunk-and-this-is-accepted-by-everyone/)

[Roland Barthes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roland-barthes/)

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> [It seems wrong and unfair that Christmas, with its stressful and unmanageable financial and emotional challenges, should first be forced upon one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/it-seems-wrong-and-unfair-that-christmas-with-its-stressful-and/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

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> [We took the traditional lands and smashed the traditional way of life. We brought the diseases and the alcohol. We committed the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-keating/we-took-the-traditional-lands-and-smashed-the-traditional-way-of-life-2/)

[Paul Keating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-keating/)

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> [Addiction is the number one disease of civilization, and it's directly and indirectly related to all other diseases. Besides physical addictions to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deepak-chopra/addiction-is-the-number-one-disease-of-civilization-and-it-s-directly/)

[Deepak Chopra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deepak-chopra/)

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> [“Booze makes you stupid and like it. It makes you fall around and not care. And eventually, stupid is the only way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pleasefindthis/booze-makes-you-stupid-and-like-it-it-makes-you-fall-around-and-not/)

[pleasefindthis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pleasefindthis/)

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> [from one minute to the next the present is merely an honorary past. It must be filled unceasingly anew to dissemble the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simone-de-beauvoir/from-one-minute-to-the-next-the-present-is-merely-an-honorary-past-it/)

[Simone de Beauvoir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simone-de-beauvoir/)

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> [I have observed several hundred salespeople who were taught to use deceptive practices like 'bait and switch' and encouraged to play negotiation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-willingham/i-have-observed-several-hundred-salespeople-who-were-taught-to-use/)

[Ron Willingham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-willingham/)

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> [I am deeply sensitive to the spell of nationalism. I can play about thirty Bohemian folk songs ... on my mouth-organ. My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-gellner/i-am-deeply-sensitive-to-the-spell-of-nationalism-i-can-play-about/)

[Ernest Gellner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-gellner/)

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> [In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penn-jillette/in-my-private-life-i-m-not-around-any-drugs-or-alcohol/)

[Penn Jillette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penn-jillette/)

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> [“Alcoholism is a choice... not a life sentence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-norman/alcoholism-is-a-choice-not-a-life-sentence/)

[David Norman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-norman/)

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> [Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lily-tomlin/exercise-is-for-people-who-can-t-handle-drugs-or-alcohol/)

[Lily Tomlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lily-tomlin/)

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> [Treatment of alcohol addiction can take many forms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-pinsky/treatment-of-alcohol-addiction-can-take-many-forms/)

[Drew Pinsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-pinsky/)

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> [Oh, demon alcohol, sad memories I can't recall.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-demon-alcohol-sad-memories-i-can-t-recall/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/drink-levels-all-mankind-it-is-the-ultimate-democrat/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/i-would-give-all-of-my-fame-for-a-pot-of-ale-and-safety/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bruford/we-used-to-drink-an-awful-lot-of-alcohol/)

[Bill Bruford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bruford/)

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                        "text": "from one minute to the next the present is merely an honorary past. It must be filled unceasingly anew to dissemble the curse it carries within itself; that is why Americans like speed, alcohol, thriller films and any sensational news: the demand for new things, and ever newer things, is feverish since nowhere will they rest.",
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