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title: "Best Alcohol Thoughts"
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> [Alcohol : If you ever see double... Just close one eye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudio-sanchez/alcohol-if-you-ever-see-double-just-close-one-eye/)

[Claudio Sanchez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudio-sanchez/)

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> [I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/i-shot-a-vein-in-my-neck-and-coughed-up-a-quaalude/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

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> [I drink to make other people more interesting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-drink-to-make-other-people-more-interesting/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/n-f-simpson/sanity-is-an-illusion-caused-by-alcohol-deficiency/)

[N. F. Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/n-f-simpson/)

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> [I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/i-have-taken-more-out-of-alcohol-than-alcohol-has-taken-out-of-me/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [We gotta stop smokin', stop, stop. I mean cigarette smoking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimi-hendrix/we-gotta-stop-smokin-stop-stop-i-mean-cigarette-smoking/)

[Jimi Hendrix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimi-hendrix/)

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> [Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-ciardi/fermentation-and-civilization-are-inseparable/)

[John Ciardi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-ciardi/)

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> [Alcohol causes conflicts, firearms resolve conflicts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-helms/alcohol-causes-conflicts-firearms-resolve-conflicts/)

[Ed Helms](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-helms/)

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> [I'm tied of hearing about temperance instead of abstinence, in order to please the cocktail crowd in church congregations.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vance-havner/i-m-tied-of-hearing-about-temperance-instead-of-abstinence-in-order/)

[Vance Havner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vance-havner/)

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> [If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/if-i-have-to-be-a-monotheist-y-know-pick-one-i-m-picking-vodka-it/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gian-lewis/i-could-never-love-a-girl-who-tend-to-drinks-as-much-as-me-a-drunk/)

[Gian Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gian-lewis/)

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> [“When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-black/when-you-are-young-your-body-cannot-handle-alcohol-and-when-you-get/)

[Robert Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-black/)

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> [Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kirstie-alley/indians-have-a-big-problem-with-alcohol-and-drugs-i-grew-up-with-an/)

[Kirstie Alley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kirstie-alley/)

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> [Fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey, Wish I had someone to miss me, Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unknow/fuelin-up-on-cocaine-and-whiskey-wish-i-had-someone-to-miss-me-lord-i/)

Unknow

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> [I really hate alcohol. I hate it because it's linked so closely to sexual assault in our culture.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayelet-waldman/i-really-hate-alcohol-i-hate-it-because-it-s-linked-so-closely-to/)

[Ayelet Waldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayelet-waldman/)

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> [Alcohol-inspired fights are a reminder of the price we pay for our daily submission at the altars of prudence and order.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alain-de-botton/alcohol-inspired-fights-are-a-reminder-of-the-price-we-pay-for-our/)

[Alain de Botton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alain-de-botton/)

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> [Part of treatment for drugs and alcohol is you abstain from these, but with eating disorders you can't abstain from food so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carre-otis/part-of-treatment-for-drugs-and-alcohol-is-you-abstain-from-these-but/)

[Carre Otis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carre-otis/)

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> [Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-freeman/let-me-be-the-first-to-tell-you-drinking-alcohol-is-the-worst-thing/)

[Morgan Freeman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-freeman/)

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> [I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-kardashian/i-don-t-even-drink-i-can-t-stand-the-taste-of-alcohol-every-new-year/)

[Kim Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-kardashian/)

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> [After shows my face feels dirty with makeup and sweat, especially in the smaller venues, so it feels good to get back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-goulding/after-shows-my-face-feels-dirty-with-makeup-and-sweat-especially-in/)

[Ellie Goulding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-goulding/)

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> [There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ike-barinholtz/there-s-nothing-like-taking-two-flights-when-you-have-a-horrible/)

[Ike Barinholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ike-barinholtz/)

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> [“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/my-mother-agreed-to-aid-my-abuse-of-alcohol-but-only-if-i-promised/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [“Far above him a few white clouds were racing windily after a pale gibbous moon. Drink all morning, they said to him,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-lowry/far-above-him-a-few-white-clouds-were-racing-windily-after-a-pale/)

[Malcolm Lowry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-lowry/)

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> [When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-we-drink-we-get-drunk-when-we-get-drunk-we-fall-asleep-when-we-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-duncan-silkworth/we-believe-and-so-suggested-a-few-years-ago-that-the-action-of/)

[William Duncan Silkworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-duncan-silkworth/)

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> [“The ceremonial differentiation of the dietary is best seen in the use of intoxicating beverages and narcotics. If these articles of consumption…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thorstein-veblen/the-ceremonial-differentiation-of-the-dietary-is-best-seen-in-the-use/)

[Thorstein Veblen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thorstein-veblen/)

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> [“The others would then fall silent and she would continue about doped gallium arsenide detectors, or the ethanol content of the galactic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-sagan/the-others-would-then-fall-silent-and-she-would-continue-about-doped/)

[Carl Sagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-sagan/)

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> [“Let me tell you something you probably already know. It's that second cork that should remain in the neck of the bottle.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothea-benton-frank/let-me-tell-you-something-you-probably-already-know-it-s-that-second/)

[Dorothea Benton Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothea-benton-frank/)

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> [I am fussy, about my diet and straining my voice. I know, sounds a bit over the top. But I'm not as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-jenkins/i-am-fussy-about-my-diet-and-straining-my-voice-i-know-sounds-a-bit/)

[Katherine Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-jenkins/)

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> [I'm sick of the ignorance that lack of funding has generated, of the fathers who apporach me at dinner parties with their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/koren-zailckas/i-m-sick-of-the-ignorance-that-lack-of-funding-has-generated-of-the/)

[Koren Zailckas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/koren-zailckas/)

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> [Every addiction arises from an unconscious refusal to face and move through your own pain. Every addiction starts with pain and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eckhart-tolle/every-addiction-arises-from-an-unconscious-refusal-to-face-and-move/)

[Eckhart Tolle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eckhart-tolle/)

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> [“I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bills, your dentist;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cornell-woolrich/i-think-fear-neutralizes-alcohol-weakens-its-anesthetic-power-it-s/)

[Cornell Woolrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cornell-woolrich/)

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> [“It's alcohol - ism, not alcohol - wasim.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelie-rozzano/it-s-alcohol-ism-not-alcohol-wasim/)

Lorelie Rozzano

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> [Alcohol products never use Drunk people in their adverts...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/alcohol-products-never-use-drunk-people-in-their-adverts/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/that-s-what-my-perfume-would-smell-like-margarita-and-vodka/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [“Fuck going into work today. Do you have any alcohol?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-haines/fuck-going-into-work-today-do-you-have-any-alcohol/)

Jess Haines

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> [Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patton-oswalt/is-it-bad-when-you-refer-to-all-alcohol-as-pain-go-bye-bye-juice/)

[Patton Oswalt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patton-oswalt/)

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> [You cannot sedate all the things you hate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-manson/you-cannot-sedate-all-the-things-you-hate/)

[Marilyn Manson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-manson/)

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> [Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-ferrell/alcohol-is-like-photoshop-for-real-life/)

[Will Ferrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-ferrell/)

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> [No pork, soda pop, cigarettes, alcohol – ever!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/muhammad-ali/no-pork-soda-pop-cigarettes-alcohol-ever/)

[Muhammad Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/muhammad-ali/)

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                        "text": "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!",
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                        "text": "We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of an allergy; that the phenomenon of craving is limited to this class and never occurs in the average temperate drinker. These allergic types can never safely use alcohol in any form at all; and once having formed the habit and found they cannot break it, once having lost their self confidence, their reliance upon things human, their problems pile up on them and become astonishingly difficult to solve.",
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                        "text": "“The ceremonial differentiation of the dietary is best seen in the use of intoxicating beverages and narcotics. If these articles of consumption are costly, they are felt to be noble and honorific. Therefore the base classes, primarily the women, practice an enforced continence with respect to these stimulants, except in countries where they are obtainable at a very low cost. From archaic times down through all the length of the patriarchal regime it has been the office of the women to prepare and administer these luxuries, and it has been the perquisite of the men of gentle birth and breeding to consume them. Drunkenness and the other pathological consequences of the free use of stimulants therefore tend in their turn to become honorific, as being a mark, at the second remove, of the superior status of those who are able to afford the indulgence. Infirmities induced by over-indulgence are among some peoples freely recognised as manly attributes. It has even happened that the name for certain diseased conditions of the body arising from such an origin has passed into everyday speech as a synonym for \"noble\" or \"gentle\". It is only at a relatively early stage of culture that the symptoms of expensive vice are conventionally accepted as marks of a superior status, and so tend to become virtues and command the deference of the community; but the reputability that attaches to certain expensive vices long retains so much of its force as to appreciably lesson the disapprobation visited upon the men of the wealthy or noble class for any excessive indulgence. The same invidious distinction adds force to the current disapproval of any indulgence of this kind on the part of women, minors, and inferiors. This invidious traditional distinction has not lost its force even among the more advanced peoples of today. Where the example set by the leisure class retains its imperative force in the regulation of the conventionalities, it is observable that the women still in great measure practise the same traditional continence with regard to stimulants.”",
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                        "text": "“The others would then fall silent and she would continue about doped gallium arsenide detectors, or the ethanol content of the galactic cloud W-3. The quantity of 200-proof alcohol in this single interstellar cloud was more than enough to maintain the present population of the Earth, if every adult were a dedicated alcoholic, for the age of the solar system. The tamada had appreciated the remark.”",
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                        "text": "“Let me tell you something you probably already know. It's that second cork that should remain in the neck of the bottle. You can liberate 1, but two bottles of wine for 2 people is 1 bottle too many. There was a reason the French bottled wine the way they did. 2 and a half glasses was plenty of wine for 2 people to consume with dinner. But that's not how it went with us.”",
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                        "text": "I am fussy, about my diet and straining my voice. I know, sounds a bit over the top. But I'm not as bad as I used to be. These days I don't drink alcohol for five days before a show - very dehydrating for the vocal cords, and all that acid reflux. I used to ban it for a fortnight. Nightmare.",
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                        "text": "I'm sick of the ignorance that lack of funding has generated, of the fathers who apporach me at dinner parties with their four-year-old girls clasped to their pant legs and say, \"Yeah, but studies say kids can buy drugs more easily than they can buy alcohol.\" To which I always respond, \"I guess that means you keep heroin in your liquor cabinet?",
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                        "text": "Every addiction arises from an unconscious refusal to face and move through your own pain. Every addiction starts with pain and ends with pain. Whatever the substance you are addicted to - alcohol, food, legal or illegal drugs, or a person - you are using something or somebody to cover up your pain.",
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                        "text": "“I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bills, your dentist; all right then to take a drink. But for big ones it doesn't do any good. Like water on blazing gasoline, it will only quicken and compound it. It takes sand, in the literal and the slang sense, to smother the bonfire that is fear. And if you're out of sand, then you must burn up. (\"New York Blues\")”",
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                        "text": "“It's alcohol - ism, not alcohol - wasim.”",
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