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title: "Best Alcohol Lines"
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> [DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/dumbwaiter-one-who-asks-if-the-kids-would-care-to-order-dessert/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I just don't drink alcohol. I never have; I never will.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kat-graham/i-just-don-t-drink-alcohol-i-never-have-i-never-will/)

[Kat Graham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kat-graham/)

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> [Give me love baby while my blood turns into alcohol..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonylyrics/give-me-love-baby-while-my-blood-turns-into-alcohol/)

Sonylyrics

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> [Alcohol decimated the working class and so many people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-scorsese/alcohol-decimated-the-working-class-and-so-many-people/)

[Martin Scorsese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-scorsese/)

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> [HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/hearsay-what-toddlers-do-when-anyone-mutters-a-dirty-word/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Alcohol is bad only till you tasted it¦](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shubham-joshi/alcohol-is-bad-only-till-you-tasted-it/)

[Shubham Joshi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shubham-joshi/)

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> [“I soaked up the drink and it, in return, absorbed me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-pond/i-soaked-up-the-drink-and-it-in-return-absorbed-me/)

Martin Pond

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> [Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/let-s-do-a-liquid-cleanse-with-alcohol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I first tried out some hash, smoked some then. And I'll do it again, if only I had some cash.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-young/when-i-first-tried-out-some-hash-smoked-some-then-and-i-ll-do-it/)

[Neil Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-young/)

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> [“Thus, in the boy’s mind, drink and destruction braided together. Intoxication, he concluded, was a swift and effective catalyst for havoc.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelsey-brickl/thus-in-the-boy-s-mind-drink-and-destruction-braided-together/)

[Kelsey Brickl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelsey-brickl/)

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> [And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-milton/and-when-night-darkens-the-streets-then-wander-forth-the-sons-of/)

[John Milton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-milton/)

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> [We drown our doubts in dry champagne and soothe our souls with fine cocaine. I don't know why I even care, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-joel/we-drown-our-doubts-in-dry-champagne-and-soothe-our-souls-with-fine/)

[Billy Joel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-joel/)

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> [Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ani-difranco/subtract-out-the-impact-and-the-fall-is-all-you-get-so-here-s-two/)

[Ani DiFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ani-difranco/)

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> [Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-saintsbury/alcoholic-drinks-rightly-used-are-good-for-body-and-soul-alike-but-as/)

[George Saintsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-saintsbury/)

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> [I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cole-porter/i-get-no-kick-from-champagne-mere-alcohol-doesn-t-thrill-me-at-all-so/)

[Cole Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cole-porter/)

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> [Coming into Los Angeles, bringing in a couple of keys. Don't touch my bags, if you please Mr. Customs man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arlo-guthrie/coming-into-los-angeles-bringing-in-a-couple-of-keys-don-t-touch-my/)

[Arlo Guthrie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arlo-guthrie/)

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> [Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/drink-sir-is-a-great-provoker-of-three-things-nose-painting-sleep-and/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [All of our panelists are deeply engaged in the topics at hand, so that leaves me free to convene a little dinner…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwen-ifill/all-of-our-panelists-are-deeply-engaged-in-the-topics-at-hand-so-that/)

[Gwen Ifill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwen-ifill/)

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> [Young people can get very discouraged and get hooked on drugs or on alcohol because of problems they perceive as insurmountable. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maureen-forrester/young-people-can-get-very-discouraged-and-get-hooked-on-drugs-or-on/)

[Maureen Forrester](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maureen-forrester/)

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> [If the principle is, "Let's not get lethal substances out to the public", the first one you'd go after is tobacco. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noam-chomsky/if-the-principle-is-let-s-not-get-lethal-substances-out-to-the-public/)

[Noam Chomsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noam-chomsky/)

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> [There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like without running…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aleister-crowley/there-is-only-one-really-safe-mild-harmless-beverage-and-you-can/)

[Aleister Crowley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aleister-crowley/)

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> [I don't like the taste of alcohol very much so I rarely drink unless I'm on a night out with my friends.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vogue-williams/i-don-t-like-the-taste-of-alcohol-very-much-so-i-rarely-drink-unless/)

[Vogue Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vogue-williams/)

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> [Everyone knows that in the early stages of a relationship, some alcohol can help lead to lowering inhibitions, calming some nerves and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-w-k/everyone-knows-that-in-the-early-stages-of-a-relationship-some/)

[Andrew W.K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-w-k/)

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> [They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/they-re-professionals-at-this-in-russia-so-no-matter-how-many-jell-o/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [I don’t like water. I drink Diet Coke. Nor do I smoke, or drink alcohol or even sip a café. I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emmanuelle-alt/i-don-t-like-water-i-drink-diet-coke-nor-do-i-smoke-or-drink-alcohol/)

[Emmanuelle Alt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emmanuelle-alt/)

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> [It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/it-seems-the-journal-of-neurology-reports-that-the-longer-you-smoke/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [Anyone who believes in the natural and inalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is obliged to accept that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheldon-richman/anyone-who-believes-in-the-natural-and-inalienable-rights-to-life/)

[Sheldon Richman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheldon-richman/)

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> [Here I am on the shore of Brittany. Let the cities light up in the evening. My day is done. I am…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-rimbaud/here-i-am-on-the-shore-of-brittany-let-the-cities-light-up-in-the/)

[Arthur Rimbaud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-rimbaud/)

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> [I do a lot of drug and alcohol speaking with people to stop addictions. I'm not a Bible-thumper. I don't preach like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-childers/i-do-a-lot-of-drug-and-alcohol-speaking-with-people-to-stop/)

[Sam Childers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-childers/)

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> [I had to de-program myself. From myself. Had to reinvent rituals of purification. So full of the vagrant pollutions of others. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lydia-lunch/i-had-to-de-program-myself-from-myself-had-to-reinvent-rituals-of/)

[Lydia Lunch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lydia-lunch/)

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> [I don't understand why we have laws that prevent someone from walking a school campus and selling alcohol or drugs but somehow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-zimmern/i-don-t-understand-why-we-have-laws-that-prevent-someone-from-walking/)

[Andrew Zimmern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-zimmern/)

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> [Life has to keep going, so you can either be a victim the rest of your life and let it drag you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-ross/life-has-to-keep-going-so-you-can-either-be-a-victim-the-rest-of-your/)

[Jeff Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-ross/)

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> [I stay away from alcohol and cigarettes, as I am a tee-totaller.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rahul-dev/i-stay-away-from-alcohol-and-cigarettes-as-i-am-a-tee-totaller/)

[Rahul Dev](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rahul-dev/)

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> [I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/i-don-t-have-a-drinking-problem-cept-when-i-can-t-get-a-drink/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/filippo-bologna/he-was-so-drunk-that-he-would-have-stubbornly-denied-that-he-was/)

[Filippo Bologna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/filippo-bologna/)

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> [I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-like-to-see-the-glass-as-half-full-hopefully-of-jack-daniels/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/babies-are-like-the-smallest-drunkest-people-you-know/)

[Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/)

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> [When it comes to me and alcohol, I have special drinks everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mnek/when-it-comes-to-me-and-alcohol-i-have-special-drinks-everywhere/)

[MNEK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mnek/)

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> [Forsake Alcohol, eat grapes instead!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/recep-tayyip-erdogan/forsake-alcohol-eat-grapes-instead/)

[Recep Tayyip Erdogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/recep-tayyip-erdogan/)

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> [Drinking rule no.1 if you are still standing u need another beer!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/punkinhead-abhishek/drinking-rule-no-1-if-you-are-still-standing-u-need-another-beer/)

[Punkinhead Abhishek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/punkinhead-abhishek/)

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                        "text": "Here I am on the shore of Brittany. Let the cities light up in the evening. My day is done. I am leaving Europe. The sea air will burn my lungs. Lost climates will tan me. I will swim, trample the grass, hung, and smoke especially. I will drink alcohol as strong as boiling metal--just as my dear ancestors did around their fires.",
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                        "text": "I had to de-program myself. From myself. Had to reinvent rituals of purification. So full of the vagrant pollutions of others. It was time to detox. Not only from alcohol, sex, and drugs, but from needy leeches who looked to swab me with their sores. Detox from my own needy lechery. Had to locate the center wound and cauterize. Undo the original sin, the origin of my sickness...Had to learn to replace Them, It, Want, Hurt, Anger, Sorrow, Loss, with Power, Healing, Wisdom, Fulfillment, Satisfaction.",
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                        "text": "Life has to keep going, so you can either be a victim the rest of your life and let it drag you down into drugs and alcohol and depression or you can turn it into something good, fun even, you know, and I tell young people who are going through depression that this might be the most important time of your life. This might be what makes you a great artist later on.",
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