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title: "Best Alcohol Words"
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> [Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-young/cocaine-eyes-won-t-hide-your-face/)

[Neil Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-young/)

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> [I won't touch alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sadio-mane/i-won-t-touch-alcohol/)

[Sadio Mane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sadio-mane/)

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> [I don't need alcohol to have fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sebastian-janikowski/i-don-t-need-alcohol-to-have-fun/)

[Sebastian Janikowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sebastian-janikowski/)

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> [Tonight I'm the designated drinker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-jackson/tonight-i-m-the-designated-drinker/)

[Alan Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-jackson/)

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> [They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scottish-proverb/they-speak-of-my-drinking-but-never-think-of-my-thirst/)

[Scottish Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scottish-proverb/)

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> [Alcohol is perfect for me to curb the nerves a little bit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-bryan/alcohol-is-perfect-for-me-to-curb-the-nerves-a-little-bit/)

[Luke Bryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-bryan/)

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> [Pretty much any drug you can name, I've done it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/pretty-much-any-drug-you-can-name-i-ve-done-it/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [I don't drink alcohol too late in the evening; I read a good book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-rosbash/i-don-t-drink-alcohol-too-late-in-the-evening-i-read-a-good-book/)

[Michael Rosbash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-rosbash/)

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> [I just got caught up in the alcohol, women and all that sort of stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/israel-folau/i-just-got-caught-up-in-the-alcohol-women-and-all-that-sort-of-stuff/)

[Israel Folau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/israel-folau/)

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> [“You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/you-always-miss-100-of-the-shots-you-don-t-order/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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> [A pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-manson/a-pill-to-make-you-numb-a-pill-to-make-you-dumb/)

[Marilyn Manson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-manson/)

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> [Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pacifiersucker/math-and-alcohol-don-t-mix-please-don-t-drink-and-derive/)

[Pacifiersucker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pacifiersucker/)

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> [WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/warning-the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-lead-you-to-believe-that-ex/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kirt-j-boyd/now-my-intention-was-to-drink-just-enough-to-dull-the-senses-but/)

[Kirt J. Boyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kirt-j-boyd/)

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> [If you want to be a successful man you shouldn't follow these two things: alcohol and women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaiah-kulang-mabor/if-you-want-to-be-a-successful-man-you-shouldn-t-follow-these-two/)

[Isaiah Kulang Mabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaiah-kulang-mabor/)

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> [“I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-victor-paskavich/i-believe-in-positives-not-negatives-the-only-thing-about-alcohol-i-m/)

[Stanley Victor Paskavich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-victor-paskavich/)

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> [I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-levant/i-envy-people-who-drink-at-least-they-have-something-to-blame/)

[Oscar Levant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-levant/)

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> [Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ring-lardner-jr/frenchmen-drink-wine-just-like-we-used-to-drink-water-before/)

[Ring Lardner, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ring-lardner-jr/)

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> [The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alben-w-barkley/the-best-audience-is-one-that-is-intelligent-well-educated-and-a/)

[Alben W. Barkley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alben-w-barkley/)

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> [“Do you remember—” “Fuck, yes.” Merrick stood. “And if you’re telling this story, I’m getting the bottle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kj-charles/do-you-remember-fuck-yes-merrick-stood-and-if-you-re-telling-this/)

[KJ Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kj-charles/)

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> [My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-e-lee/my-experience-through-life-has-convinced-me-that-while-moderation-and-2/)

[Robert E. Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-e-lee/)

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> [It's just an inspiring journey in itself to stop drinking this late in my career after abusing alcohol and to have this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-montgomery/it-s-just-an-inspiring-journey-in-itself-to-stop-drinking-this-late/)

[Ryan Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-montgomery/)

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> [To be a follower of The Honorable Elijah Mohammed, you have to completely extain from alcohol, or fornication, adultered, killin', stealin', lyin'.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/muhammad-ali/to-be-a-follower-of-the-honorable-elijah-mohammed-you-have-to/)

[Muhammad Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/muhammad-ali/)

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> [I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-montgomery/i-began-drinking-alcohol-at-the-age-of-thirteen-and-gave-it-up-in-my/)

[George Montgomery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-montgomery/)

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> [As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barack-obama/as-has-been-well-documented-i-smoked-pot-as-a-kid-and-i-view-it-as-a/)

[Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barack-obama/)

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> [I'm not quite Honoré de Balzac, but I can't start without a strong espresso. After an hour and a half or so,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-lynch/i-m-not-quite-honor-de-balzac-but-i-can-t-start-without-a-strong/)

[Paul Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-lynch/)

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> [I tell my kids no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes. But the world is so competitive that if you're stuck on drugs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/i-tell-my-kids-no-drugs-no-alcohol-no-cigarettes-but-the-world-is-so/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [My greatest struggle is to coexist while watching the people I love choose less than life-supporting paths via drugs, alcohol, or poor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-love/my-greatest-struggle-is-to-coexist-while-watching-the-people-i-love/)

[Mike Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-love/)

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> [When Prohibition was introduced, I hoped that it would be widely supported by public opinion and the day would soon come when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-d-rockefeller/when-prohibition-was-introduced-i-hoped-that-it-would-be-widely/)

[John D. Rockefeller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-d-rockefeller/)

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> [I think a lot of us who had these oddly shaped childhoods, in some ways we're hyper-capable. We're able to take care…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bucky-sinister/i-think-a-lot-of-us-who-had-these-oddly-shaped-childhoods-in-some/)

[Bucky Sinister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bucky-sinister/)

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> [“For more than a century-and-a-half, Europeans had been killing North American Indians with firewater… Now, in the first decades of the nineteenth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/earle-gray/for-more-than-a-century-and-a-half-europeans-had-been-killing-north/)

[Earle Gray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/earle-gray/)

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> [Alcohol is certainly one of the most abused drugs since ever and ever, since Dionysus. They say have a glass of wine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-huxley/alcohol-is-certainly-one-of-the-most-abused-drugs-since-ever-and-ever/)

[Laura Huxley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-huxley/)

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> [I propose to provide proof... that just as always an alcoholic ferment, the yeast of beer, is found where sugar is converted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-pasteur/i-propose-to-provide-proof-that-just-as-always-an-alcoholic-ferment/)

[Louis Pasteur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-pasteur/)

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> [The early twenties when we drank wood alcohol and every day in every way grew better and better, and there was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/the-early-twenties-when-we-drank-wood-alcohol-and-every-day-in-every/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [I think everyone can relate to the werewolf myth - because we've all, as a result of alcohol, drugs, exhaustion, rage, gone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-percy/i-think-everyone-can-relate-to-the-werewolf-myth-because-we-ve-all-as/)

[Benjamin Percy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-percy/)

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> [It had been three weeks, four days and twelve hours since I'd seen her. Since she'd torn my heart out. If I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbi-glines/it-had-been-three-weeks-four-days-and-twelve-hours-since-i-d-seen-her/)

[Abbi Glines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbi-glines/)

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> [If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shmuel-breban/if-you-are-allergic-to-alcohol-can-you-take-shots-for-that/)

[Shmuel Breban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shmuel-breban/)

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> [“I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-s-churchill/i-ve-gotten-more-out-of-alcohol-than-alcohol-has-taken-out-of-me/)

[Winston S. Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-s-churchill/)

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> [Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of lifes problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu/alcohol-is-the-cause-and-the-solution-to-many-of-lifes-problems/)

[Ritu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu/)

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> [Alcohol is not the only thing that did not like that my love ismade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/alcohol-is-not-the-only-thing-that-did-not-like-that-my-love-ismade/)

[Mak\_786](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mak-786/)

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                        "text": "“For more than a century-and-a-half, Europeans had been killing North American Indians with firewater… Now, in the first decades of the nineteenth century, Canada’s pioneer settlers were killing themselves with their own medicine. About Canada. Toronto: Civil Sector Press, November, 2012. Alcohol, North American Indians, Settlers, Canada”",
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                        "text": "Alcohol is certainly one of the most abused drugs since ever and ever, since Dionysus. They say have a glass of wine at dinner, which was done in the Latin countries. In Italy we always had a glass of wine at dinner. It is a good thing. But if you have dozens of glasses of wine at dinner it is not so good.",
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