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> [I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/i-once-donated-a-pint-of-my-finest-red-corpuscles-to-the-great/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-used-to-drink-i-did-i-had-to-quit-man-i-was-an-embarrassing-drunk-i-2/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [Some people recovering from drugs or alcohol stay with the programs indefinitely, making the recovery program their family, a long-term source of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-henson/some-people-recovering-from-drugs-or-alcohol-stay-with-the-programs/)

[Keith Henson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-henson/)

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> [“You are dehydrated," I said. "The result of alcohol taken in excess. But that is the only way to take it. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-penn-warren/you-are-dehydrated-i-said-the-result-of-alcohol-taken-in-excess-but/)

[Robert Penn Warren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-penn-warren/)

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> [I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-muggeridge/i-will-lift-mine-eyes-unto-the-pills-almost-everyone-takes-them-from/)

[Malcolm Muggeridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-muggeridge/)

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> [“Because when I read, I don't really read; I pop a beautiful sentence into my mouth and suck it like a fruit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bohumil-hrabal/because-when-i-read-i-don-t-really-read-i-pop-a-beautiful-sentence/)

[Bohumil Hrabal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bohumil-hrabal/)

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> [Alcohol was this crutch for me, to be able to be confident or go do those things I was scared to do.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-kan/alcohol-was-this-crutch-for-me-to-be-able-to-be-confident-or-go-do/)

[Justin Kan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-kan/)

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> [Did you know that there is growing scientific consensus that one of the most common types of sugar, fructose, can be toxic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-labrada/did-you-know-that-there-is-growing-scientific-consensus-that-one-of/)

[Lee Labrada](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-labrada/)

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> [And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/and-me-having-kids-with-my-family-history-my-mom-mentally-ill-shot/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [Getting drunk is like putting on a mask; The only reason why is to transform yourself into something you wish you were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mathias-folsted/getting-drunk-is-like-putting-on-a-mask-the-only-reason-why-is-to/)

[Mathias Folsted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mathias-folsted/)

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> [The passage of time eliminates some of the more intimate details of one's existence. The routine trivia like passing water and shitting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-davies/the-passage-of-time-eliminates-some-of-the-more-intimate-details-of/)

[Ray Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-davies/)

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> [“She meant I was hungover. I had been slaughtered, legless, trolleyed, slashed, shredded, plastered, polluted, pissed. I thought, I do love my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-carey/she-meant-i-was-hungover-i-had-been-slaughtered-legless-trolleyed/)

[Peter Carey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-carey/)

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> [And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alberto-juantorena/and-then-you-have-the-responsibility-and-the-duty-of-being-good/)

[Alberto Juantorena](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alberto-juantorena/)

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> [One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood-one to calm down, one to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-a-balch/one-key-symptom-of-alcoholism-is-that-the-individual-comes-to-need-a/)

[Phyllis A. Balch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-a-balch/)

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> [“What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-medina/what-s-your-poison-or-should-i-just-waste-my-money-by-guessing/)

[Jason Medina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-medina/)

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> [Being with the president’s daughter, no matter who the president is, you are connected to the most powerful political force on earth,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rufus-wainwright/being-with-the-president-s-daughter-no-matter-who-the-president-is/)

[Rufus Wainwright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rufus-wainwright/)

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> [Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernard-devoto/let-us-candidly-admit-that-there-are-shameful-blemishes-on-the/)

[Bernard DeVoto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernard-devoto/)

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> [We can develop a social vaccine (Self-esteem). We can outgrow our past failures - our lives of crime and violence, alcohol and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-vasconcellos/we-can-develop-a-social-vaccine-self-esteem-we-can-outgrow-our-past/)

[John Vasconcellos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-vasconcellos/)

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> [“Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-m-ford/buddy-eyed-me-closely-his-eyes-were-filigreed-with-red-i-watched-as/)

[G.M. Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-m-ford/)

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> [I've seen my whole family struggle, with money, with relationships, with alcohol, and I thought there must be a better way. As…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kellie-pickler/i-ve-seen-my-whole-family-struggle-with-money-with-relationships-with/)

[Kellie Pickler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kellie-pickler/)

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> [The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/esther-dyson/the-internet-is-like-alcohol-in-some-sense-it-accentuates-what-you/)

[Esther Dyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/esther-dyson/)

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> [I drink a glass of wine or two occasionally with dinner. 'You drink alcohol?!' Well, if my state of consciousness is so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eckhart-tolle/i-drink-a-glass-of-wine-or-two-occasionally-with-dinner-you-drink/)

[Eckhart Tolle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eckhart-tolle/)

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> [Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wilson-bryan-key/ice-cubes-likely-sell-more-alcohol-for-the-distilling-industry-than/)

[Wilson Bryan Key](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wilson-bryan-key/)

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> [Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-moran/taking-b12-is-the-price-of-getting-to-be-vegan-the-way-wearing-a/)

[Victoria Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-moran/)

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> [“Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/trillian-did-a-little-research-in-the-ship-s-copy-of-the-hitchhiker-s/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity. What one of us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/the-demon-of-intemperance-ever-seems-to-have-delighted-in-sucking-the/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-hodgman/everyone-feels-like-they-would-love-to-be-a-really-cool-bartender-in/)

[John Hodgman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-hodgman/)

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> [Alcohol has never caused anyone to do something they didn't want to do. It only enables them to do what they've always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-strauss/alcohol-has-never-caused-anyone-to-do-something-they-didn-t-want-to/)

[Neil Strauss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-strauss/)

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> [Getting into my teen years, I was filled with so much shame and pain that I got really involved with drugs and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pattie-mallette/getting-into-my-teen-years-i-was-filled-with-so-much-shame-and-pain/)

[Pattie Mallette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pattie-mallette/)

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> [I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-like-to-do-my-principal-research-in-bars-where-people-are-more/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [A shot to kill the pain. A pill to drain the shame. A purge to end the gain. A cut to break…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/a-shot-to-kill-the-pain-a-pill-to-drain-the-shame-a-purge-to-end-the/)

[Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/)

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> [Im focussing very much on having a plant-based diet, Ive given up alcohol, and Im exercising every day. And that includes being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-richardson/im-focussing-very-much-on-having-a-plant-based-diet-ive-given-up/)

[Anna Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-richardson/)

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> [Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-nader/annual-drug-deaths-tobacco-395-000-alcohol-125-000-legal-drugs-38-000/)

[Ralph Nader](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-nader/)

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