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> [My feeling is that drugs and alcohol take away from the pure experience of meditation. That does not mean that occasionally, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/my-feeling-is-that-drugs-and-alcohol-take-away-from-the-pure/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zakk-wylde/one-day-my-wife-went-and-saw-the-accountant-and-said-she-s-pulling/)

[Zakk Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zakk-wylde/)

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> [I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-ditka/i-do-like-beer-but-lately-i-ve-started-drinking-non-alcoholic-beer/)

[Mike Ditka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-ditka/)

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> [The main bone of contention is whether Islamic injunctions are legal or moral categories. When Muslims say Islam commands daily prayers or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mustafa-akyol/the-main-bone-of-contention-is-whether-islamic-injunctions-are-legal/)

[Mustafa Akyol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mustafa-akyol/)

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> [Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-the-great/many-battles-have-been-fought-and-won-by-soldiers-nourished-on-beer/)

[Frederick The Great](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-the-great/)

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> [I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/i-take-really-good-care-of-myself-i-promised-myself-long-ago-that-i/)

[Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/)

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> [No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ringo-starr/no-no-no-i-don-t-snort-no-more-i-m-tired-of-waking-up-on-the-floor-no/)

[Ringo Starr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ringo-starr/)

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> [We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-w/we-admitted-we-were-powerless-over-alcohol-that-our-lives-had-become/)

[Bill W](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-w/)

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> [One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-j-p-taylor/one-of-the-penalties-of-being-president-of-the-united-states-is-that/)

[A. J. P. Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-j-p-taylor/)

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> [In the 1920s, we thought the problems associated with alcohol could be solved by police and jails. Prohibition taught us we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-s-quinn/in-the-1920s-we-thought-the-problems-associated-with-alcohol-could-be/)

[Rodney S. Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-s-quinn/)

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> [New York Governor Andrew Cuomo just signed a bill that bans powdered alcohol from the state. So if you live in New…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/new-york-governor-andrew-cuomo-just-signed-a-bill-that-bans-powdered/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

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> [It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-hunter/it-s-absolutely-absurd-to-even-consider-voting-on-sunday-alcohol/)

[John Hunter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-hunter/)

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> [I stayed away from drugs, I never smoked a pipe. When I wanna get high, I smoke the mic. I never did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kool-moe-dee/i-stayed-away-from-drugs-i-never-smoked-a-pipe-when-i-wanna-get-high/)

[Kool Moe Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kool-moe-dee/)

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> [Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-botticelli/blunt-force-didn-t-knock-out-the-drug-epidemic-21-million-americans/)

[Michael Botticelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-botticelli/)

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> [There is little that can be said about most economic goods. A toothbrush does little but clean teeth. Aspirin does little but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kenneth-galbraith/there-is-little-that-can-be-said-about-most-economic-goods-a/)

[John Kenneth Galbraith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kenneth-galbraith/)

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> [Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/here-s-what-the-encyclopedia-galactica-has-to-say-about-alcohol-it/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merle-haggard/heaven-knows-that-alcohol-is-the-worst-thing-in-the-world-but-it-s/)

[Merle Haggard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merle-haggard/)

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> [As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it's the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lily-allen/as-for-drugs-it-annoys-me-that-people-think-it-s-the-worst-thing-in/)

[Lily Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lily-allen/)

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> [“Put something in your stomach to absorb the alcohol before you spontaneously combust from the fumes. (Nykyrian) Yeah, it’d be a damn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/put-something-in-your-stomach-to-absorb-the-alcohol-before-you/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Legalizing marijuana would make a lot of sense, I don't think there's a single case of marijuana overdose on record and tens…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noam-chomsky/legalizing-marijuana-would-make-a-lot-of-sense-i-don-t-think-there-s/)

[Noam Chomsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noam-chomsky/)

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> [There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol I send…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ice-cube/there-s-rumors-in-the-twittersphere-if-i-find-out-that-any-of-my/)

[Ice Cube](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ice-cube/)

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> [I think alcohol is a good drug for me when I'm writing. I don't think I've ever had a problem with it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-folds/i-think-alcohol-is-a-good-drug-for-me-when-i-m-writing-i-don-t-think/)

[Ben Folds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-folds/)

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> [“My problem was not only drinking; it was selfishness. The booze was leading me to put myself ahead of others, especially my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/my-problem-was-not-only-drinking-it-was-selfishness-the-booze-was/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [I'd always thought that if I could get sober and stay sober, I would be able to have a career making music.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/macklemore/i-d-always-thought-that-if-i-could-get-sober-and-stay-sober-i-would/)

[Macklemore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/macklemore/)

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> [Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/alcohol-makes-other-people-less-tedious-and-food-less-bland-and-can-2/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [Waco was supposed to be a way for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and the Clinton administration to prove the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-stockman/waco-was-supposed-to-be-a-way-for-the-bureau-of-alcohol-tobacco-and/)

[Steve Stockman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-stockman/)

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> [We're beginning to realize that drowsiness or sleep deprivation, fatigue, is beginning to outstrip alcohol as a cause of accidents in transportation,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-c-dement/we-re-beginning-to-realize-that-drowsiness-or-sleep-deprivation/)

[William C. Dement](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-c-dement/)

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> [Will African-Americans break away from the pack thinking and reject immorality-- because that's the reason the family's breaking apart--alcohol, drugs, infidelity. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-o-reilly/will-african-americans-break-away-from-the-pack-thinking-and-reject/)

[Bill O'Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-o-reilly/)

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> [We all build internal sea walls to keep at bay the sadnesses of life and the often overwhelming forces within our minds.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kay-redfield-jamison/we-all-build-internal-sea-walls-to-keep-at-bay-the-sadnesses-of-life-2/)

[Kay Redfield Jamison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kay-redfield-jamison/)

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> [“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. His wife and children may be shoeless; someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-faulkner/war-and-drink-are-the-two-things-man-is-never-too-poor-to-buy-his/)

[William Faulkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-faulkner/)

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> [In the back of my mind for many years, I had always felt that my relationship with alcohol, although seemingly harmless was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spencer-matthews/in-the-back-of-my-mind-for-many-years-i-had-always-felt-that-my/)

[Spencer Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spencer-matthews/)

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> [“She thought the jimster (Jack Daniels) would cure whatever was wrong with her- whatever made her feel like she was in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucinda-rosenfeld/she-thought-the-jimster-jack-daniels-would-cure-whatever-was-wrong/)

[Lucinda Rosenfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucinda-rosenfeld/)

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> [If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-the-ocean-was-made-of-vodka-and-i-were-a-duck-i-would-swim-to-the-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I—I don’t drink,” said Shina. The Captain clicked her tongue. “Well, I don’t know your life,” she said, “but that might be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-foster/i-i-don-t-drink-said-shina-the-captain-clicked-her-tongue-well-i-don/)

[Emily Foster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-foster/)

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> [The preoccupation of the novelist: how to capture the living moments, was answered by the diary. You write while you are alive.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anais-nin/the-preoccupation-of-the-novelist-how-to-capture-the-living-moments/)

[Anais Nin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anais-nin/)

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> [Alcohol - once you drink it, it enters your bloodstream roughly in about an hour's time and begins to get processed. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mikhail-varshavski/alcohol-once-you-drink-it-it-enters-your-bloodstream-roughly-in-about/)

[Mikhail Varshavski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mikhail-varshavski/)

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> [Being smarter gives you a tailwind throughout life. People who are more intelligent earn more, live longer, get divorced less, are less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-pinker/being-smarter-gives-you-a-tailwind-throughout-life-people-who-are/)

[Steven Pinker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-pinker/)

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> [A lot of victims, for example, have become addicted to alcohol and drugs. It seems to me that the church's healing ministry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-mahony/a-lot-of-victims-for-example-have-become-addicted-to-alcohol-and/)

[Roger Mahony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-mahony/)

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> [And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, "What will you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-ford/and-i-have-always-told-the-patients-when-i-talk-to-them-when-they/)

[Betty Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-ford/)

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> [Islam doesn't try to destroy cultures; it cleans them up. You can keep your language but get rid of your racist speech.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nouman-ali-khan/islam-doesn-t-try-to-destroy-cultures-it-cleans-them-up-you-can-keep/)

[Nouman Ali Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nouman-ali-khan/)

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                        "text": "No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze, then it makes it hard to find the door.",
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                        "text": "We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves would restore us to sanity.",
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                        "text": "In the 1920s, we thought the problems associated with alcohol could be solved by police and jails. Prohibition taught us we were wrong. The strategy of the present drug war is Prohibition redux.",
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                        "text": "New York Governor Andrew Cuomo just signed a bill that bans powdered alcohol from the state. So if you live in New York and you're consuming powdered alcohol, your life just somehow got even worse.",
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                        "text": "It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run. It's a dangerous drug.",
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                        "text": "Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are in for drug crimes.",
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                        "text": "There is little that can be said about most economic goods. A toothbrush does little but clean teeth. Aspirin does little but dull pain. Alcohol is important mostly for making people more or less drunk ... There being so little to be said, much is to be invented.",
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                        "text": "Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.",
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                        "text": "Will African-Americans break away from the pack thinking and reject immorality-- because that's the reason the family's breaking apart--alcohol, drugs, infidelity. You have to reject that, and it doesn't seem--and I'm broadly speaking here, but a lot of African-Americans won't reject it",
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