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title: "Popular Alcohol Qoutes"
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> [ \[T\]ea, that uniquely English meal, that unnecessary collation at which no stimulants--neither alcohol nor meat--are served, that comforting repast of which to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-carter/t-ea-that-uniquely-english-meal-that-unnecessary-collation-at-which/)

[Angela Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-carter/)

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> [I don't like alcohol, but I still like to mess around with other stuff occasionally. I think it's important I take mushrooms…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evan-dando/i-don-t-like-alcohol-but-i-still-like-to-mess-around-with-other-stuff/)

[Evan Dando](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evan-dando/)

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> [“It starts raining harder, I've got a long way to go walking and pushing that sore leg right along in the gathering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/it-starts-raining-harder-i-ve-got-a-long-way-to-go-walking-and/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [“Alcohol. It sucks the life out of a face and replaces it with its own dumb shine of inanity. It’s up to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-brooks/alcohol-it-sucks-the-life-out-of-a-face-and-replaces-it-with-its-own/)

[Kevin Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-brooks/)

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> [I was so bad with the food and alcohol in Nashville. If you saw me naked compared to what I looked like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-was-so-bad-with-the-food-and-alcohol-in-nashville-if-you-saw-me/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [The most terrible thing about materialism, even more terrible than its proneness to violence, is its boredom, from which sex alcohol, drugs,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-muggeridge/the-most-terrible-thing-about-materialism-even-more-terrible-than-its/)

[Malcolm Muggeridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-muggeridge/)

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> [I'm a germ-phobe when I meet a lot of people or shake a lot of hands. I always have hand sanitizer and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mandy-moore/i-m-a-germ-phobe-when-i-meet-a-lot-of-people-or-shake-a-lot-of-hands/)

[Mandy Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mandy-moore/)

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> [Bad day?" "Every day is a bad day here." "Eh, this place isnt't so terrible." "How are you always cheerful?" "Alcohol," he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pittacus-lore/bad-day-every-day-is-a-bad-day-here-eh-this-place-isnt-t-so-terrible/)

[Pittacus Lore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pittacus-lore/)

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> [“Day drinking with a broken heart is like selling loose Cuban cigars like Newports, tryna leave the country without passports, and putting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frida-r/day-drinking-with-a-broken-heart-is-like-selling-loose-cuban-cigars/)

Frida R

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> [Civilization rests on two things: the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and the voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robertson-davies/civilization-rests-on-two-things-the-discovery-that-fermentation/)

[Robertson Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robertson-davies/)

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> [Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-stanhope/did-you-ever-drink-so-much-of-a-certain-type-of-alcohol-that-you-get/)

[Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-stanhope/)

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> [“It's six o'clock; my drink is at the three-quarter mark - three-quarters down not three-quarters up - and the night begins. ("New…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cornell-woolrich/it-s-six-o-clock-my-drink-is-at-the-three-quarter-mark-three-quarters/)

[Cornell Woolrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cornell-woolrich/)

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> [You've got to use alcohol and not let it use you. I come from a country that's been doomed by alcohol. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gavin-friday/you-ve-got-to-use-alcohol-and-not-let-it-use-you-i-come-from-a/)

[Gavin Friday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gavin-friday/)

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> [Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting up false devils; by making men afraid of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/idolatry-is-committed-not-merely-by-setting-up-false-gods-but-also-by/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [I tried to find myself and become a happy person without all the drugs and alcohol. And then I got back to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gustav-ejstes/i-tried-to-find-myself-and-become-a-happy-person-without-all-the/)

[Gustav Ejstes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gustav-ejstes/)

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> [My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-bernard/my-misdeeds-are-accidental-happenings-and-merely-the-result-of-having/)

[Jeffrey Bernard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-bernard/)

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> [The alcoholic trance is not just a haze, as though the eyes were also unshaven. It is not a mere buzzing in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-h-gass/the-alcoholic-trance-is-not-just-a-haze-as-though-the-eyes-were-also/)

[William H. Gass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-h-gass/)

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> [“Alcohol is the drug ethanol. They are one and the same. Alcohol is also called ethyl alcohol or grain alcohol. It is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-prentiss/alcohol-is-the-drug-ethanol-they-are-one-and-the-same-alcohol-is-also/)

[Chris Prentiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-prentiss/)

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> [The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vikas-swarup/the-one-conclusion-i-have-reached-is-that-whiskey-is-a-great-leveler/)

[Vikas Swarup](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vikas-swarup/)

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> [How many young people, how many young people of our Europe, whom we have left empty of ideals, who do not have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pope-francis/how-many-young-people-how-many-young-people-of-our-europe-whom-we/)

[Pope Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pope-francis/)

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> [Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/griffith-edwards/alcohol-is-a-pervasive-fact-of-life-but-an-extraordinary-fact/)

Griffith Edwards

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> [Let's just get this out of the way: Most grocery store vinegars taste terrible. They're made from low-quality wine (or other alcohol),…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-morocco/let-s-just-get-this-out-of-the-way-most-grocery-store-vinegars-taste/)

[Chris Morocco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-morocco/)

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> [Shock waves to a tired brain, sends that hungry lady to my door again. She's my shelter from the storm when I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/shock-waves-to-a-tired-brain-sends-that-hungry-lady-to-my-door-again/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/death-and-famine-and-war-and-pollution-continued-biking-towards/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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> [It took me a long time to reach the bottom and it went through various stages. I went from drugs into an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-bowie/it-took-me-a-long-time-to-reach-the-bottom-and-it-went-through/)

[David Bowie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-bowie/)

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> [In a museum in London there is an exhibit called "The Value of Man": a long coffinlike box with lots of compartments…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-phane-mallarm/in-a-museum-in-london-there-is-an-exhibit-called-the-value-of-man-a/)

[Stephane Mallarme](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-phane-mallarm/)

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> [I feel like the sexy clothes put a bar between you. It's like putting an alcohol drenched piece of wood between you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thandie-newton/i-feel-like-the-sexy-clothes-put-a-bar-between-you-it-s-like-putting/)

[Thandie Newton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thandie-newton/)

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> [Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-offerman/marijuana-is-quite-possibly-the-finest-of-intoxicants-it-has-been-2/)

[Nick Offerman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-offerman/)

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> [I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/i-began-to-think-vodka-was-my-drink-at-last-it-didn-t-taste-like/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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> [Practitioners of tantra don't decide to break the rules. They are not particularly hung up on having sex or eating meat or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/practitioners-of-tantra-don-t-decide-to-break-the-rules-they-are-not/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-h-cooper/there-are-six-components-of-wellness-proper-weight-and-diet-proper/)

[Kenneth H. Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-h-cooper/)

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> [The Seven Commandments: Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/the-seven-commandments-whatever-goes-upon-two-legs-is-an-enemy/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [My mom could have been a CEO of any company. She was very organized, very strict. She showed us the importance of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/perry-bellegarde/my-mom-could-have-been-a-ceo-of-any-company-she-was-very-organized/)

[Perry Bellegarde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/perry-bellegarde/)

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> [On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-badnarik/on-average-drug-prisoners-spend-more-time-in-federal-prison-than/)

[Michael Badnarik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-badnarik/)

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> [Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mikhail-bulgakov/is-that-vodka-margarita-asked-weakly-the-cat-jumped-up-in-his-seat/)

[Mikhail Bulgakov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mikhail-bulgakov/)

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> [Honesty remains the best policy. If parents use alcohol in moderation in front of young children, that provides the right model. Drug…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-elkind/honesty-remains-the-best-policy-if-parents-use-alcohol-in-moderation/)

[David Elkind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-elkind/)

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> [Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-carriger-paine/alcohol-didn-t-cause-the-high-crime-rates-of-the-20s-and-30s/)

James Carriger Paine

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> [I always drank, from when it was legal for me to drink. And there was never a time for me when the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/i-always-drank-from-when-it-was-legal-for-me-to-drink-and-there-was/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“Beyond a thin veil of space stretched Existence, the frailest and most imbalanced reality of the cosmos. No one was really sure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-blackwick/beyond-a-thin-veil-of-space-stretched-existence-the-frailest-and-most/)

[Louise Blackwick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-blackwick/)

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> [I try to do things that make me feel good. I go to yoga classes, drink a lot of water, eat healthily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbey-lee-kershaw/i-try-to-do-things-that-make-me-feel-good-i-go-to-yoga-classes-drink/)

[Abbey Lee Kershaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbey-lee-kershaw/)

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