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> [“Alcohol is the only drug on earth you have to justify NOT taking (Page xix)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-grace/alcohol-is-the-only-drug-on-earth-you-have-to-justify-not-taking-page/)

[Annie Grace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-grace/)

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> [I don't drink at lunchtime because I'm very weak at alcohol like most Asians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ha-joon-chang/i-don-t-drink-at-lunchtime-because-i-m-very-weak-at-alcohol-like-most/)

[Ha-Joon Chang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ha-joon-chang/)

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> [Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mercedes-mccambridge/alcohol-is-a-very-patient-drug-it-will-wait-for-the-alcoholic-to-pick/)

[Mercedes McCambridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mercedes-mccambridge/)

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> [For me, alcohol has this endless fascination that there's this substance that can enhance life so beautifully and destroy it so completely.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-miles/for-me-alcohol-has-this-endless-fascination-that-there-s-this/)

[Jonathan Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-miles/)

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> [I'm anti-drugs, 100 percent. I don't like drugs or alcohol. I never did either of the two, and I don't plan on it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hopsin/i-m-anti-drugs-100-percent-i-don-t-like-drugs-or-alcohol-i-never-did/)

[Hopsin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hopsin/)

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> [If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penn-jillette/if-i-go-out-to-dinner-with-you-and-you-order-wine-i-leave-i-won-t-be/)

[Penn Jillette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penn-jillette/)

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> [But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-herer/but-you-can-count-the-dead-bodies-from-alcohol-tobacco-and-legal/)

[Jack Herer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-herer/)

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> [We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mortimer/we-don-t-know-much-about-the-human-conscience-except-that-it-is/)

[John Mortimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mortimer/)

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> [I got tired of seeing otherwise innocent young kids from all walks of life getting criminal records for, in effect, doing nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-clarke/i-got-tired-of-seeing-otherwise-innocent-young-kids-from-all-walks-of/)

[Ron Clarke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-clarke/)

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> [Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mickey-mantle/stay-away-from-drugs-and-alcohol-listen-to-your-moms-and-dads-in-this/)

[Mickey Mantle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mickey-mantle/)

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> [Thank God I never hooked on anything. I never had a monkey on my back. I just wanted to self-medicate, to numb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/thank-god-i-never-hooked-on-anything-i-never-had-a-monkey-on-my-back/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/he-took-a-long-drink-then-grimaced-i-do-not-have-a-drinking-problem/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [In reality, we can prove that the incidents of drug, alcohol abuse and violence have dropped dramatically among professional athletes - but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leigh-steinberg/in-reality-we-can-prove-that-the-incidents-of-drug-alcohol-abuse-and/)

[Leigh Steinberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leigh-steinberg/)

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> [You have a lot to give in such little time. You have goals to meet so why you drinking all the time?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenna-bognar/you-have-a-lot-to-give-in-such-little-time-you-have-goals-to-meet-so/)

[Jenna Bognar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenna-bognar/)

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> [I never really had stage nerves but I did have had trouble getting up to the right energy level. For a long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-lightfoot/i-never-really-had-stage-nerves-but-i-did-have-had-trouble-getting-up/)

[Gordon Lightfoot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-lightfoot/)

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> [I don't want to get in a big, long discussion about right and wrong, but our company has been working on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-coors/i-don-t-want-to-get-in-a-big-long-discussion-about-right-and-wrong/)

[Pete Coors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-coors/)

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> [When we desire to be a blessing, we find that there are many ways in which we can bless others. We can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-templeton/when-we-desire-to-be-a-blessing-we-find-that-there-are-many-ways-in/)

[John Templeton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-templeton/)

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> [“We named the bar The Bar. "People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt," my sister reasoned. Yes, we thought we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-flynn/we-named-the-bar-the-bar-people-will-think-we-re-ironic-instead-of/)

[Gillian Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-flynn/)

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> [You can accept or reject the way you are treated by other people, but until you heal the wounds of your past,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iyanla-vanzant/you-can-accept-or-reject-the-way-you-are-treated-by-other-people-but/)

[Iyanla Vanzant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iyanla-vanzant/)

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> [I got messed up between my fight with Ken Norton and my fight with Larry Holmes; I got messed up with alcohol.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerry-cooney/i-got-messed-up-between-my-fight-with-ken-norton-and-my-fight-with/)

[Gerry Cooney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerry-cooney/)

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> [Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-daly/seems-i-used-to-do-everything-like-i-was-on-a-mission-if-it-was/)

[John Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-daly/)

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> [“Attempts to locate oneself within history are as natural, and as absurd, as attempts to locate oneself within astronomy. On the day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/attempts-to-locate-oneself-within-history-are-as-natural-and-as/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [We live in a culture of quick fixes. We want to feel better and we want to feel better now. I believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheila-walsh/we-live-in-a-culture-of-quick-fixes-we-want-to-feel-better-and-we/)

[Sheila Walsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheila-walsh/)

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> [ We \[people\] have a teacher! The teacher is ourselves! We already know everything we need to know - our challenge is to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bach/we-people-have-a-teacher-the-teacher-is-ourselves-we-already-know/)

[Richard Bach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bach/)

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> [The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gram-parsons/the-first-time-i-lose-i-drink-whiskey-second-time-i-lose-i-drink-gin/)

[Gram Parsons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gram-parsons/)

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> [You do not need drugs and alcohol to change who you are - You are perfect just the way you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-herren/you-do-not-need-drugs-and-alcohol-to-change-who-you-are-you-are/)

[Chris Herren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-herren/)

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> [Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tupac-shakur/ever-since-i-was-an-itty-bitty-kitty-been-drinking-liquor-out-of-mama/)

[Tupac Shakur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tupac-shakur/)

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> [“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/osamu-dazai/any-connoisseur-knows-you-ve-got-to-be-drunk-to-really-enjoy-a-good/)

[Osamu Dazai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/osamu-dazai/)

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> [Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/koko-taylor/hey-bartender-hey-man-look-here-give-us-one-more-two-more-three-more/)

[Koko Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/koko-taylor/)

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> [“Hey, the statistics are there. Alcohol kills thirty-five thousand people a year. This is just one more extreme example.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-sellers/hey-the-statistics-are-there-alcohol-kills-thirty-five-thousand/)

[L.J. Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-sellers/)

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> [Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/who-ever-invented-alcohol-should-be-shot-immediately-hang-overs-r-the/)

[Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/)

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> [My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-resolution-is-to-get-healthier-while-still-destroying-myself-with/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol is a big part of high school. I went through my little phase. I don't know one high schooler that doesn't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shailene-woodley/alcohol-is-a-big-part-of-high-school-i-went-through-my-little-phase-i/)

[Shailene Woodley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shailene-woodley/)

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> [With all that alcohol in him, its probably not advisable to have him around an open flame. -Katniss Everdeen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunger-games/with-all-that-alcohol-in-him-its-probably-not-advisable-to-have-him/)

[Hunger Games](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunger-games/)

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> [PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/puddle-a-small-body-of-water-that-draws-other-small-bodies-wearing/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/look-out-what-it-s-too-late-for-your-child-to-do-by-the-time-you/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/alcohol-doesn-t-solve-any-problems-but-if-you-think-again-neither/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Am I self-righteous? Why not? It's not like I can count on you to be righteous for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/am-i-self-righteous-why-not-it-s-not-like-i-can-count-on-you-to-be/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance and naam ka khauf.. kabhi bhi kum nahi hona chahiye….!!!!!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/punkinhead-abhishek/peene-ki-capacity-jeene-ki-strength-account-ka-balance-and-naam-ka/)

[Punkinhead Abhishek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/punkinhead-abhishek/)

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> [The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sebastian-faulks/the-best-thing-is-the-combined-effect-of-nicotine-with-alcohol/)

[Sebastian Faulks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sebastian-faulks/)

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                        "text": "I got messed up between my fight with Ken Norton and my fight with Larry Holmes; I got messed up with alcohol. I needed at least a year more experience, with three or four more fights before I fought Holmes. But I couldn't get any fights. Don King had all the contenders, and unless I signed myself over to him, I couldn't get a fight.",
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                        "text": "Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.",
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                        "text": "“Attempts to locate oneself within history are as natural, and as absurd, as attempts to locate oneself within astronomy. On the day that I was born, 13 April 1949, nineteen senior Nazi officials were convicted at Nuremberg, including Hitler's former envoy to the Vatican, Baron Ernst von Weizsacker, who was found guilty of planning aggression against Czechoslovakia and committing atrocities against the Jewish people. On the same day, the State of Israel celebrated its first Passover seder and the United Nations, still meeting in those days at Flushing Meadow in Queens, voted to consider the Jewish state's application for membership. In Damascus, eleven newspapers were closed by the regime of General Hosni Zayim. In America, the National Committee on Alcoholism announced an upcoming 'A-Day' under the non-uplifting slogan: 'You can drink—help the alcoholic who can't.' (' Can't '?) The International Court of Justice at The Hague ruled in favor of Britain in the Corfu Channel dispute with Albania. At the UN, Soviet Foreign Minister Andrei Gromyko denounced the newly formed NATO alliance as a tool for aggression against the USSR. The rising Chinese Communists, under a man then known to Western readership as Mao Tze-Tung, announced a limited willingness to bargain with the still-existing Chinese government in a city then known to the outside world as 'Peiping.' All this was unknown to me as I nuzzled my mother's breast for the first time, and would certainly have happened in just the same way if I had not been born at all, or even conceived. One of the newspaper astrologists for that day addressed those whose birthday it was: There are powerful rays from the planet Mars, the war god, in your horoscope for your coming year, and this always means a chance to battle if you want to take it up. Try to avoid such disturbances where women relatives or friends are concerned, because the outlook for victory upon your part in such circumstances is rather dark. If you must fight, pick a man! Sage counsel no doubt, which I wish I had imbibed with that same maternal lactation, but impartially offered also to the many people born on that day who were also destined to die on it.”",
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                        "text": "We live in a culture of quick fixes. We want to feel better and we want to feel better now. I believe that's why many turn to alcohol and drugs because they want to numb the pain of life. In my life I have a choice. I can sit with my depression and look at Jesus or I can sit with Jesus and look at my depression. What I mean by that is I can focus on what's broken and wonder where God is or I can sit in the companionship of Christ who suffered for us and worship him in the middle of the mess. That gives my pain meaning and context.",
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                        "text": "We [people] have a teacher! The teacher is ourselves! We already know everything we need to know - our challenge is to discover that we know it. Turning to gurus, I think, we become guru-dependent, no different from drug-dependent, alcohol-dependent - needing an outside force to control our lives.",
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                        "text": "The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.",
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                        "text": "Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.",
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                        "text": "Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.",
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                        "text": "“Hey, the statistics are there. Alcohol kills thirty-five thousand people a year. This is just one more extreme example.”",
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                        "text": "Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.",
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