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title: "Popular Alcohol Words"
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> [I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-falwell/i-m-glad-now-at-age-66-that-i-never-used-alcohol-or-tobacco-i-ve/)

[Jerry Falwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-falwell/)

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> [“...alcohol drowns our dreams, silences our beliefs, and relieves us of our responsibilities...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alec-baldwin/alcohol-drowns-our-dreams-silences-our-beliefs-and-relieves-us-of-our/)

[Alec Baldwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alec-baldwin/)

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> [Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/here-s-to-alcohol-the-cause-of-and-solution-to-all-of-life-s-problems/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

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> [I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-m-not-a-great-pothead-or-anything-like-that-but-weed-is-much-much/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [“My father gave me everything he had. Everything I had I gave to alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dmitry-dyatlov/my-father-gave-me-everything-he-had-everything-i-had-i-gave-to-alcohol/)

[Dmitry Dyatlov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dmitry-dyatlov/)

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> [The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-butler/the-human-intellect-owes-its-superiority-over-that-of-the-lower/)

[Samuel Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-butler/)

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> [I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-feel-like-today-should-be-a-perfect-meatball-day-let-s-just-get/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/defence-what-you-d-better-have-around-de-yard-if-you-re-going-to-let/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/no-alcohol-riley-she-nodded-at-the-screen-how-are-you-liking-the/)

[Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/)

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> [Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherwood-boehlert/craft-brewers-are-committed-to-promoting-the-safe-and-moderate/)

[Sherwood Boehlert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherwood-boehlert/)

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> [That's what was wrong with drinking too much. You became immune to drunken delights. There was no solace in liquor. Before you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-matheson/that-s-what-was-wrong-with-drinking-too-much-you-became-immune-to/)

[Richard Matheson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-matheson/)

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> [As the alcohol overcomes my mind, I hear the glass bottle shatter on the floor. This seems appropriate since I have obviously…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/as-the-alcohol-overcomes-my-mind-i-hear-the-glass-bottle-shatter-on/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

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> [“Drinking had become Myra's staple answer to all of life’s problems. Sometimes it felt like alcohol had replaced Stephen as Itzy’s second…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vrinda-pendred/drinking-had-become-myra-s-staple-answer-to-all-of-life-s-problems/)

[Vrinda Pendred](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vrinda-pendred/)

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> [“Understand now, I'm purely a fiction writer and do not profess to be an earnest student of political science, but I believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/understand-now-i-m-purely-a-fiction-writer-and-do-not-profess-to-be/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-lear/there-was-an-old-person-of-brussels-who-lived-upon-brandy-and-mussels/)

[Edward Lear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-lear/)

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> [Whether a person is spiritual or not, we all seek to get away from the stress, anger, and anxiety of everyday life.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yanni/whether-a-person-is-spiritual-or-not-we-all-seek-to-get-away-from-the/)

[Yanni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yanni/)

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> [The federal government overrules state laws where state laws permit medicinal marijuana for people dying of cancer. The federal government goes in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-paul/the-federal-government-overrules-state-laws-where-state-laws-permit/)

[Ron Paul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-paul/)

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> [“Take a shower. Wash away every trace of yesterday. Of smells. Of weary skin. Get dressed. Make coffee, windows open, the sun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-eriksson/take-a-shower-wash-away-every-trace-of-yesterday-of-smells-of-weary/)

[Charlotte Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-eriksson/)

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> [Fred Jr. Trump was great. He was the most handsome person. He was a really smart guy, really, really smart guy. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/fred-jr-trump-was-great-he-was-the-most-handsome-person-he-was-a/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [Hindered by asthma since I was six weeks old, I had begun experimenting with my diet and discovered a disquieting correlation. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hawken/hindered-by-asthma-since-i-was-six-weeks-old-i-had-begun/)

[Paul Hawken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hawken/)

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> [“These guys had names for every conceivable drinking situation. They liked to have a little eye-opener to get themselves going in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-m-ford/these-guys-had-names-for-every-conceivable-drinking-situation-they/)

[G.M. Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-m-ford/)

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> [“That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made you grimace,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ned-beauman/that-was-how-sinner-got-his-first-taste-of-anything-other-than-the/)

[Ned Beauman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ned-beauman/)

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> [I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-kinsella/i-can-do-this-i-tell-myself-firmly-i-can-be-attracted-to-him-it-s/)

[Sophie Kinsella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-kinsella/)

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> [I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/i-have-this-disease-late-at-night-sometimes-involving-alcohol-and-the/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-taylor/he-s-halfway-sick-and-halfway-stoned-he-d-sure-like-to-kick-but-he-s/)

[James Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-taylor/)

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> [The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/the-whole-pot-to-alcohol-thing-is-a-huge-issue-with-me-because-i-ve/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

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> [“Sam took another sip of the pruno. It went down smoother this time, possibly because he no longer had feeling in his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tod-goldberg/sam-took-another-sip-of-the-pruno-it-went-down-smoother-this-time/)

[Tod Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tod-goldberg/)

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> [Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/halloween-revolves-around-delicious-candy-excessive-alcohol-and-horny/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [ALCOHOLICS, A big hangover lasts only a day,But our funny,happy,sad,truthful,embarrassing drunken memories will lasts forever!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/alcoholics-a-big-hangover-lasts-only-a-day-but-our-funny-happy-sad/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/this-friendship-day-let-s-pause-to-remember-how-empty-our-lives-would/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/it-ll-take-you-a-couple-of-vodka-and-tonics-to-set-you-on-your-feet/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-ellis/scotch-whisky-is-made-from-barley-and-the-morning-dew-on-angel-s/)

[Warren Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-ellis/)

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> [They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-say-so-many-people-die-because-of-alcohol-perhaps-they-never/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/when-i-m-on-my-deathbed-the-nicest-thing-anyone-can-say-to-me-is-you/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-mirsky/why-beer-is-better-than-wine-human-feet-are-conspicuously-absent-from/)

[Steve Mirsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-mirsky/)

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> [Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-garlits/alcohol-is-for-drinking-gas-is-for-cleaning-parts-and-nitro-is-for/)

[Don Garlits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-garlits/)

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> [They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-should-make-a-beer-called-mondays-that-would-be-a-case-of-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I thought Alchemists avoided alcohol the same way they do primary colors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/i-thought-alchemists-avoided-alcohol-the-same-way-they-do-primary/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped'; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-greene/there-was-a-tacit-understanding-between-them-that-liquor-helped/)

[Graham Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-greene/)

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> [The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/the-4th-of-july-combines-the-two-things-americans-love-most-in-one/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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                        "text": "He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone.",
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                        "text": "Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.",
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                        "text": "ALCOHOLICS, A big hangover lasts only a day,But our funny,happy,sad,truthful,embarrassing drunken memories will lasts forever!!!",
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                        "text": "This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.",
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