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title: "Popular Alcohol Sayings"
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> [I’m sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It’s a lot safer to do it on marijuana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-gravel/i-m-sure-a-lot-of-you-have-tripped-out-on-alcohol-it-s-a-lot-safer-to/)

[Mike Gravel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-gravel/)

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> [... giving up alcohol or cigarettes is a lead-pipe cinch compared to the renunciation of complacence by a former (self-appointed) elite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-halsey/giving-up-alcohol-or-cigarettes-is-a-lead-pipe-cinch-compared-to-the/)

[Margaret Halsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-halsey/)

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> [I think alcohol is the worst drug of all. It makes you do things that you would never do or say things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-ford/i-think-alcohol-is-the-worst-drug-of-all-it-makes-you-do-things-that/)

[Rob Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-ford/)

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> [Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/some-people-drink-to-unleash-their-libidos-and-other-people-drink-to/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

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> [This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/this-beer-is-good-for-you-this-is-draft-beer-stick-with-the-beer-let/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [My experience of dancing is exclusively at weddings or parties with alcohol involved and in the dark.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelvin-fletcher/my-experience-of-dancing-is-exclusively-at-weddings-or-parties-with/)

[Kelvin Fletcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelvin-fletcher/)

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> [The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids decision not to drink alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xavier-becerra/the-good-news-is-that-parents-are-the-leading-influence-on-kids/)

[Xavier Becerra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xavier-becerra/)

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> [A black man, but I feel so blue. So I smoke green and purple to my dreams come true. And my eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ludacris/a-black-man-but-i-feel-so-blue-so-i-smoke-green-and-purple-to-my/)

[Ludacris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ludacris/)

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> [“I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-kuehnert/i-automatically-assume-people-won-t-like-me-so-i-don-t-talk-to-them/)

[Stephanie Kuehnert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-kuehnert/)

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> [I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/i-believe-if-we-take-habitual-drunkards-as-a-class-their-heads-and/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost impossible for a lot of people. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-hagman/but-there-is-no-withdrawal-but-with-tobacco-there-is-terrible/)

[Larry Hagman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-hagman/)

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> [We live in a society running from pain through alcohol, through too much exercise, through sugar, through drugs - as opposed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mariel-hemingway/we-live-in-a-society-running-from-pain-through-alcohol-through-too/)

[Mariel Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mariel-hemingway/)

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> [The Teen Challenge ministry was born out of those humble early days of ministry. It now includes over 500 drug and alcohol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wilkerson/the-teen-challenge-ministry-was-born-out-of-those-humble-early-days/)

[David Wilkerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wilkerson/)

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> [A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-thomas/a-horrid-alcoholic-explosion-scatters-all-my-good-intentions-like/)

[Dylan Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-thomas/)

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> [Our young people are out on the streets looking for parties, a place to dance, looking for a scene. No institutions are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-shalala/our-young-people-are-out-on-the-streets-looking-for-parties-a-place/)

[Donna Shalala](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-shalala/)

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> [The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/the-hitch-hiker-s-guide-to-the-galaxy-also-mentions-alcohol-it-says/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [“A man’s beliefs about the effects of the substance will largely be borne out. If he believes that alcohol can make him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lundy-bancroft/a-man-s-beliefs-about-the-effects-of-the-substance-will-largely-be/)

[Lundy Bancroft](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lundy-bancroft/)

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> [“Why do I take a blade and slash my arms? Why do I drink myself into a stupor? Why do I swallow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-jamieson/why-do-i-take-a-blade-and-slash-my-arms-why-do-i-drink-myself-into-a/)

[Alice Jamieson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-jamieson/)

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> [I tried to eat better too, but when you're on tour you literally just eat some hideous pork pie on the motorway…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jo-brand/i-tried-to-eat-better-too-but-when-you-re-on-tour-you-literally-just/)

[Jo Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jo-brand/)

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> [I've weaned myself down to about, on a great day, on a really great day, three cigarettes. For a nicotine junkie the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-ve-weaned-myself-down-to-about-on-a-great-day-on-a-really-great-day/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [“What is this thing you call substance abuse? All I wanna do is forget and get loose. Drinking and smoking over and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-alire-s-enz/what-is-this-thing-you-call-substance-abuse-all-i-wanna-do-is-forget/)

[Benjamin Alire Sáenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-alire-s-enz/)

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> [Anxiety was not an emotion I could ever remember feeling when I went out in New York, and I wondered why tonight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-giffin/anxiety-was-not-an-emotion-i-could-ever-remember-feeling-when-i-went/)

[Emily Giffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-giffin/)

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> [The sacrifice to Legba was completed; the Master of the Crossroads had taken the loas' mysterious routes back to his native Guinea.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacques-roumain/the-sacrifice-to-legba-was-completed-the-master-of-the-crossroads-had/)

[Jacques Roumain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacques-roumain/)

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> [In the 1990s - the period of the greatest escalation of the drug war - nearly 80 percent of the increase in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-alexander/in-the-1990s-the-period-of-the-greatest-escalation-of-the-drug-war/)

[Michelle Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-alexander/)

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> [Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-jones/doctors-removed-my-gallbladder-and-pancreas-which-are-supposed-to/)

[Sharon Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-jones/)

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> [Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/remember-your-body-needs-6-to-8-glasses-of-fluid-daily-straight-up-or/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-drinking-rule-number-4-if-there-is-ever-any-confusion-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/warning-the-crumsumpten-of-alcohol-may-mack-you-tink-you-kan-tpye/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-crais/as-a-man-gets-older-his-regrets-changes-especially-when-he-s-gotten/)

[Robert Crais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-crais/)

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> [I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-singh/i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-weekend-short-filled-with-liquor-and/)

[Nishan Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-singh/)

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> [Reasoning with a drunkard is like Going under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thiruvalluvar/reasoning-with-a-drunkard-is-like-going-under-water-with-a-torch-to/)

[Thiruvalluvar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thiruvalluvar/)

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> [Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-do-beer-companies-bother-with-an-expiration-date-it-s-never-going/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gouravchauhan777/when-i-drink-alcohol-everyone-says-i-m-alcoholic-but-when-i-drink/)

Gouravchauhan777

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> [In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-best/in-1969-i-gave-up-women-and-alcohol-it-was-the-worst-20-minutes-of-my/)

[George Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-best/)

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> [WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/warning-the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-make-you-think-you-can/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/feedback-the-inevitable-result-when-the-baby-doesn-t-appreciate-the/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-fried/nationalism-is-like-cheap-alcohol-first-it-makes-you-drunk-then-it/)

[Daniel Fried](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-fried/)

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> [Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-gay/fill-it-up-i-take-as-large-draughts-of-liquor-as-i-did-of-love-i-hate/)

[John Gay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-gay/)

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> [“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-r-bufogle/99-of-all-problems-can-be-solved-by-money-and-for-the-other-1-there-s/)

[Quentin R. Bufogle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-r-bufogle/)

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> [Please pass me the peace weed, and take some heed. Throw away all that mixed up speed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimi-hendrix/please-pass-me-the-peace-weed-and-take-some-heed-throw-away-all-that/)

[Jimi Hendrix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimi-hendrix/)

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                        "text": "In the 1990s - the period of the greatest escalation of the drug war - nearly 80 percent of the increase in drug arrests was for marijuana possession, a drug less harmful than alcohol or tobacco and at least, if not more, prevalent in middle class white neighborhoods and college campuses as it is in the 'hood.",
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