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> [“I am crying because the alcohol has stripped away everything that was holding me together.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addie-zierman/i-am-crying-because-the-alcohol-has-stripped-away-everything-that-was/)

[Addie Zierman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addie-zierman/)

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> [Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/thou-shalt-not-covet-thy-neighbor-s-house-unless-they-have-a-well/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [“It is only after the intellect collapses that any true communication exists.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/it-is-only-after-the-intellect-collapses-that-any-true-communication/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cm-punk/i-m-a-living-breathing-example-of-someone-who-does-the-same-exact/)

[CM Punk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cm-punk/)

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> [I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mason-cooley/i-am-forbidden-sugar-fat-and-alcohol-so-hooray-i-guess-for-oatmeal/)

[Mason Cooley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mason-cooley/)

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> [I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lee-hooker/i-wanna-get-drunk-til-i-m-off-my-mind-one-bourbon-one-scotch-and-one/)

[John Lee Hooker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lee-hooker/)

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> [WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/warning-the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-lead-you-to-think-people-are/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-have-never-even-had-a-sip-of-alcohol-never-have-done-drugs-the/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

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> [I like big drinks that aren't afraid of the alcohol in them. Not big in size, but in flavor, and the way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-maddow/i-like-big-drinks-that-aren-t-afraid-of-the-alcohol-in-them-not-big/)

[Rachel Maddow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-maddow/)

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> [I will say there have been occasional times - not when I'm playing, but when I'm studying - that I have found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hikaru-nakamura/i-will-say-there-have-been-occasional-times-not-when-i-m-playing-but/)

[Hikaru Nakamura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hikaru-nakamura/)

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> [Johnny Depp already seen how alcohol and drugs can get in the way of a career. And you have to remember one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/johnny-depp-already-seen-how-alcohol-and-drugs-can-get-in-the-way-of/)

[Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/)

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> [I was blessed that I got married early and had a good wife. That sort of kept me straight. Probably I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dizzy-gillespie/i-was-blessed-that-i-got-married-early-and-had-a-good-wife-that-sort/)

[Dizzy Gillespie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dizzy-gillespie/)

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> [Writing is the process of finding something to distract you from writing, and of all the helpful distractions - adultery, alcohol and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-gopnik/writing-is-the-process-of-finding-something-to-distract-you-from/)

[Adam Gopnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-gopnik/)

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> [I think I was a pretty energetic kid. Well, I was energetic until about my mid-20s when I discovered alcohol. That's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-carmack/i-think-i-was-a-pretty-energetic-kid-well-i-was-energetic-until-about/)

[Chris Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-carmack/)

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> [Symptoms like anxiety, depression, aggression, alcohol or drug use, are responses to physical and emotional pain that has its roots in traumatic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jed-diamond/symptoms-like-anxiety-depression-aggression-alcohol-or-drug-use-are/)

[Jed Diamond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jed-diamond/)

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> [I think back, when I saw The Great Gatsby, the film, my grandfather probably helped supply all the alcohol to all these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-davi/i-think-back-when-i-saw-the-great-gatsby-the-film-my-grandfather/)

[Robert Davi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-davi/)

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> [I was a heavy drinker, but the alcohol affected my heart rather than my liver. So I stopped. I smoke grass now.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-altman/i-was-a-heavy-drinker-but-the-alcohol-affected-my-heart-rather-than/)

[Robert Altman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-altman/)

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> [“People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/people-heed-my-warning-that-stuff-is-specials-olympics-in-a-pint/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [We could decide simply to remain absorbed in the mysterious, unformed, free-play of reality. This would be the choice of the mystic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-batchelor/we-could-decide-simply-to-remain-absorbed-in-the-mysterious-unformed/)

[Stephen Batchelor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-batchelor/)

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> [In Hollywood, there is a lot of pressure to do certain things and getting into drugs, alcohol, or partying a lot is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-benson/in-hollywood-there-is-a-lot-of-pressure-to-do-certain-things-and/)

[Ashley Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-benson/)

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> [Upon occasion we should go as far as intoxication… Drink washes cares away, stirs the mind from its lowest depths… But in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seneca-the-younger/upon-occasion-we-should-go-as-far-as-intoxication-drink-washes-cares/)

[Seneca the Younger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seneca-the-younger/)

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> [“Oh God how subtle he would have to be, how cunning... No paragraph, no phrase even of the thousands the book must…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-crowley/oh-god-how-subtle-he-would-have-to-be-how-cunning-no-paragraph-no/)

[John Crowley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-crowley/)

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> [While conversion of sugars to ethanol is the predominant reaction, it is only one of potentially thousands of biochemical reactions taking place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neel-burton/while-conversion-of-sugars-to-ethanol-is-the-predominant-reaction-it/)

[Neel Burton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neel-burton/)

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> [Contemporary man is blind to the fact that, with all his rationality and efficiency, he is possessed by "powers" that are beyond…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-jung/contemporary-man-is-blind-to-the-fact-that-with-all-his-rationality/)

[Carl Jung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-jung/)

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> [I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/i-don-t-believe-in-right-or-left-i-don-t-believe-in-santa-or-satan-i/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-drinking-rule-number-2-there-are-no-bad-beers-some-beers-are/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/when-i-have-an-idea-i-turn-down-the-flame-as-if-it-were-a-little/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mignon-mclaughlin/the-chief-reason-for-drinking-is-the-desire-to-behave-in-a-certain/)

[Mignon McLaughlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mignon-mclaughlin/)

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> [Photography, like alcohol, should only be allowed to those who can do without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-sickert/photography-like-alcohol-should-only-be-allowed-to-those-who-can-do/)

[Walter Sickert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-sickert/)

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> [If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luis-bunuel/if-alcohol-is-queen-then-tobacco-is-her-consort-it-s-a-fond-companion/)

[Luis Bunuel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luis-bunuel/)

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> [Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/some-women-need-to-walk-around-with-a-stripper-pole-to-match-their/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/barmaid-bring-a-pitcher-another-round-of-brew-honey-why-don-t-we-get/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shemp-howard/there-s-a-thousand-reasons-why-i-shouldn-t-drink-but-i-can-t-think-of/)

[Shemp Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shemp-howard/)

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> [A few drinks later you're not so choosy when the closing lights strip off the shadows on this strange new flesh you've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joni-mitchell/a-few-drinks-later-you-re-not-so-choosy-when-the-closing-lights-strip/)

[Joni Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joni-mitchell/)

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> [According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xavier-becerra/according-to-the-national-institute-on-drug-abuse-the-first-use-of/)

[Xavier Becerra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xavier-becerra/)

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> [So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-silva/so-what-are-you-planning-to-do-with-the-rest-of-your-life-develop-a/)

[Daniel Silva](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-silva/)

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> [“It's too warm for red wine; now I mix gin and tonics instead. I find they make the ordinary sensation of living…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-baume/it-s-too-warm-for-red-wine-now-i-mix-gin-and-tonics-instead-i-find/)

[Sara Baume](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-baume/)

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> [To watch people dancing is the most entertaining thing on the planet and, as they take in more alcohol, the better it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/motsi-mabuse/to-watch-people-dancing-is-the-most-entertaining-thing-on-the-planet/)

[Motsi Mabuse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/motsi-mabuse/)

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> [I don't really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-baldwin/i-don-t-really-drink-very-much-although-i-have-abused-alcohol-in-the/)

[Daniel Baldwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-baldwin/)

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> [Nothing I've achieved in my life has ever come about because of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrett-mcnamara/nothing-i-ve-achieved-in-my-life-has-ever-come-about-because-of/)

[Garrett McNamara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrett-mcnamara/)

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                        "text": "We could decide simply to remain absorbed in the mysterious, unformed, free-play of reality. This would be the choice of the mystic who seeks to extinguish himself in God or Nirvana—analogous perhaps to the tendency among artists to obliterate themselves with alcohol or opiates. But if we value our participation in a shared reality in which it makes sense to make sense, then such self-abnegation would deny a central element of our humanity: the need to speak and act, to share our experience with others.",
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                        "text": "Upon occasion we should go as far as intoxication… Drink washes cares away, stirs the mind from its lowest depths… But in liberty moderation is wholesome, and so it is in wine… We ought not indulge too often, for fear the mind contract a bad habit, yet it is right to draw it toward elation and release and to banish dull sobriety for a little.",
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                        "text": "I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.",
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                        "text": "Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others.",
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                        "text": "If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul.",
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                        "text": "Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?",
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