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> [Taxes do have a clear record of curbing the consumption of, and thus the public-health impact of, tobacco and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-lowrey/taxes-do-have-a-clear-record-of-curbing-the-consumption-of-and-thus/)

[Annie Lowrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-lowrey/)

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> [In this country, alcohol is hardly ever seen as a drug problem. Instead, we think of it as more of a driving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-this-country-alcohol-is-hardly-ever-seen-as-a-drug-problem-instead/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [We keep grinning 'til the weekend comes, just a pinch between your cheek and gum, all night long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-walsh/we-keep-grinning-til-the-weekend-comes-just-a-pinch-between-your/)

[Joe Walsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-walsh/)

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> [“In many ways, a sleep-deprived brain acts like a brain under the influence of alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penelope-a-lewis/in-many-ways-a-sleep-deprived-brain-acts-like-a-brain-under-the/)

[Penelope A. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penelope-a-lewis/)

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> [“No amount of alcohol or any illegal substance would make me touch him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/no-amount-of-alcohol-or-any-illegal-substance-would-make-me-touch-him/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [“What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?” ~Mark Cooper”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-henry/what-sort-of-place-lets-you-drive-and-vote-and-fuck-before-it-lets/)

[Lisa Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-henry/)

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> [About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herman-wouk/about-the-nicest-thing-god-ever-invented-was-alcohol-he-s-proud-of-it/)

[Herman Wouk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herman-wouk/)

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> [I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-presson-allen/i-m-going-to-be-a-great-film-star-that-is-if-booze-and-sex-don-t-get/)

[Jay Presson Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-presson-allen/)

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> [Drinking alcohol takes you into a lower state of mind. If you drink a lot of it, things get very fuzzy and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/drinking-alcohol-takes-you-into-a-lower-state-of-mind-if-you-drink-a/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynda-bellingham/i-drank-to-be-funny-or-sexy-i-drank-because-i-was-afraid-or-happy-or/)

[Lynda Bellingham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynda-bellingham/)

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> [“…Finally, although Tennent’s Super Strong lager, White Lightning, and for the rare rich alcoholic Stella Artois are perfectly acceptable drinks, could you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-reynolds/finally-although-tennent-s-super-strong-lager-white-lightning-and-for/)

[Tom Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-reynolds/)

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> [I try to have little or no alcohol when I go to a big conference. Sorry to be a party pooper, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-morton/i-try-to-have-little-or-no-alcohol-when-i-go-to-a-big-conference/)

[Timothy Morton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-morton/)

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> [“As they entered, Lemuel Sixpack was in the middle of his trademark long- winded oration. His last name was really Sixpack and,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krzysztof-pacy-ski/as-they-entered-lemuel-sixpack-was-in-the-middle-of-his-trademark/)

[Krzysztof Pacyński](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/krzysztof-pacy-ski/)

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> [Many times drugs and alcohol - there's a technical term that they're called, emotional suppressants - are the only things that can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/axl-rose/many-times-drugs-and-alcohol-there-s-a-technical-term-that-they-re/)

[Axl Rose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/axl-rose/)

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> [I have better use for my brain than to poison it with alcohol. To put alcohol in the human brain is like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-a-edison/i-have-better-use-for-my-brain-than-to-poison-it-with-alcohol-to-put/)

[Thomas A. Edison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-a-edison/)

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> [I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-reed/i-don-t-have-a-drink-problem-but-if-that-was-the-case-and-doctors/)

[Oliver Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-reed/)

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> [An uncomfortable feeling is not an enemy. It's a gift that says, "Get honest; inquire." We reach out for alcohol, or television,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/byron-katie/an-uncomfortable-feeling-is-not-an-enemy-it-s-a-gift-that-says-get/)

[Byron Katie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/byron-katie/)

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> [“ON GETTING DRUNK: "Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and redemption and conduct…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/on-getting-drunk-those-who-are-christians-are-to-see-to-it-that-they/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [“ Cannabis sativa and its derivatives are strictly prohibited in Turkey, and the natural correlative of this proscription is that alcohol, far…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-bowles/cannabis-sativa-and-its-derivatives-are-strictly-prohibited-in-turkey/)

[Paul Bowles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-bowles/)

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> [The ideal to which John Adams subscribed-that we would be a nation of laws, not of men-was quickly subverted when the churches…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gore-vidal/the-ideal-to-which-john-adams-subscribed-that-we-would-be-a-nation-of/)

[Gore Vidal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gore-vidal/)

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> [Our research shows that nearly 60% of recent offenders who engaged with a community-based alcohol programme did not go on to reoffend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-gauke/our-research-shows-that-nearly-60-of-recent-offenders-who-engaged/)

[David Gauke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-gauke/)

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> [But then people don't read literature in order to understand; they read it because they want to re-live the feelings and sensations…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldous-huxley/but-then-people-don-t-read-literature-in-order-to-understand-they/)

[Aldous Huxley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldous-huxley/)

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> [Minus my relationship with Kennedy, I had no automatic invitation to Greek Parties or events, though Chaz and Erin could invite me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammara-webber/minus-my-relationship-with-kennedy-i-had-no-automatic-invitation-to/)

[Tammara Webber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammara-webber/)

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> [Lucy Mercedes Martinez, my mother, was probably my first mentor. She really tried to take care of me in spite of myself,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-carmona/lucy-mercedes-martinez-my-mother-was-probably-my-first-mentor-she/)

[Richard Carmona](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-carmona/)

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> [Talking about my addiction to alcohol is therapeutic. Most definitely telling everyone about it is as well.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walker-hayes/talking-about-my-addiction-to-alcohol-is-therapeutic-most-definitely/)

[Walker Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walker-hayes/)

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> [Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/whoever-takes-just-plain-ginger-ale-soon-gets-drowned-out-of-the/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

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> ['Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-louboutin/comfy-that-s-one-of-the-worst-words-i-just-picture-a-woman-feeling-2/)

[Christian Louboutin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-louboutin/)

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> [“You are giving up nothing! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-hemingway/you-are-giving-up-nothing-you-have-nothing-to-lose-and-everything-to/)

[Liz Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-hemingway/)

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> [I'm not opposed to the consumption of alcohol. I'm opposed to my kids watching TV at seven o'clock and being told to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-mack/i-m-not-opposed-to-the-consumption-of-alcohol-i-m-opposed-to-my-kids/)

[Lee Mack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-mack/)

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> [Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luis-bunuel/tobacco-and-alcohol-delicious-fathers-of-abiding-friendships-and/)

[Luis Bunuel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luis-bunuel/)

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> [When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charith-thilina/when-life-gives-you-lemons-find-someone-who-has-vodka-and-throw-a/)

[Charith Thilina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charith-thilina/)

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> [Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-reynolds/women-are-my-drugs-and-alcohol-when-i-m-involved-with-one-woman-i-m/)

[Burt Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-reynolds/)

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> [I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-only-got-a-toilet-seat-cushion-so-my-face-would-be-comfortable/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-the-world-seems-to-shine-like-you-ve-had-too-much-wine-that-s/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If wine tells truth - and so have said the wise, It makes me laugh to think how brandy lies!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-wendell-holmes-jr/if-wine-tells-truth-and-so-have-said-the-wise-it-makes-me-laugh-to/)

[Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-wendell-holmes-jr/)

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> [I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/i-don-t-drink-much-alcohol-if-it-doesn-t-taste-like-candy-or-sparkles/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [“Dell had left the army and taken the discipline home with him. I’d left the theatre world and taken the whisky sodas…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-capell/dell-had-left-the-army-and-taken-the-discipline-home-with-him-i-d/)

[Mark Capell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-capell/)

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> [Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/some-people-can-handle-alcohol-you-know-who-you-are-some-people-can-t/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-ford/i-know-i-was-an-alcoholic-because-i-was-preoccupied-whether-alcohol/)

[Betty Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-ford/)

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> [First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/first-the-man-takes-a-drink-then-the-drink-takes-a-drink-then-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "“ON GETTING DRUNK: \"Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and redemption and conduct themselves modestly, moderately, and soberly, so that one does not go on living the swinish life that goes on in the filthy world…\" \"...In my time it was considered a great shame among the nobility [drunkenness]. Now they are worse than the citizens and peasants;...We preach, but who stops it? Those who should stop it do it themselves; the princes even more. Therefore Germany is a land of hogs and a filthy people which debauches its body and its life. If you were going to paint it, you would have to paint a pig. \"This gluttony is inundating us like an ocean…We are the laughingstock of all the other countries, who look upon us as filthy pigs;...It is possible to tolerate a little elevation, when a man takes a drink or two too much after working hard and when he is feeling low. This must be called a frolic. But to sit day and night, pouring it in and pouring it out again, is piggish. This is not a human way of living. not to say Christian, but rather a pig's life.\" - Martin Luther”",
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                        "text": "Minus my relationship with Kennedy, I had no automatic invitation to Greek Parties or events, though Chaz and Erin could invite me to some stuff since I fell under the heading of acceptable things to bring to any party: alcohol and girls. Awesome. I'd gone from independent girlfriend to party paraphernalia.",
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                        "text": "Lucy Mercedes Martinez, my mother, was probably my first mentor. She really tried to take care of me in spite of myself, and in spite of her own struggles with alcohol. She was an immigrant who had never finished school. But she was also a Renaissance woman who read voraciously. She spoke several languages.",
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                        "text": "Talking about my addiction to alcohol is therapeutic. Most definitely telling everyone about it is as well.",
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                        "text": "'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.",
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                        "text": "I'm not opposed to the consumption of alcohol. I'm opposed to my kids watching TV at seven o'clock and being told to bet and drink.",
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