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title: "Great Alcohol Wisdom"
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> [God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/god-made-yeast-as-well-as-dough-and-loves-fermentation-just-as-dearly/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [Getting high off life is more than enough, and peer pressure ain't peer pressure when a boy is tough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kool-moe-dee/getting-high-off-life-is-more-than-enough-and-peer-pressure-ain-t/)

[Kool Moe Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kool-moe-dee/)

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> [I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/i-made-the-greater-progress-from-that-clearness-of-head-and-quicker/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [Plus, according to my mother, memories change like people do, especially if there's enough alcohol involved-Aphrodite](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/plus-according-to-my-mother-memories-change-like-people-do-especially/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dylan/one-was-texas-medicine-the-other-was-just-railroad-gin-and-like-a/)

[Bob Dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dylan/)

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> [I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-levithan/i-try-to-convince-myself-that-it-s-the-alcohol-talking-but-alcohol/)

[David Levithan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-levithan/)

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> [Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/drinking-is-an-emotional-thing-it-joggles-you-out-of-the-standardism-2/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-had-to-stop-drinking-alcohol-because-i-used-to-wake-up-nude-in/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [“Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/habeeb-akande/gone-are-the-days-when-girls-used-to-cook-like-their-mothers-and-boys/)

[Habeeb Akande](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/habeeb-akande/)

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> [It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/it-s-hard-to-argue-with-the-government-remember-they-are-they-run-the/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

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> [There is held to be no surer test of civilization than the increase per head of the consumption of alcohol and tobacco.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/havelock-ellis/there-is-held-to-be-no-surer-test-of-civilization-than-the-increase/)

[Havelock Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/havelock-ellis/)

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> [I don't really like to drink. I don't like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I'll do it as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reggie-watts/i-don-t-really-like-to-drink-i-don-t-like-the-way-alcohol-feels-or/)

[Reggie Watts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reggie-watts/)

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> [“Outside of severe hallucinogens like PCP, by far the most “dangerous” drug of all is alcohol, and aside from the fistfights, car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-benjamin/outside-of-severe-hallucinogens-like-pcp-by-far-the-most-dangerous/)

[Oliver Benjamin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-benjamin/)

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> [I believe I was born an addict, and alcoholic. The first time I drank alcohol, I just wanted more and more. During…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruben-castaneda/i-believe-i-was-born-an-addict-and-alcoholic-the-first-time-i-drank/)

[Ruben Castaneda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruben-castaneda/)

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> [I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harvey-martin/i-had-such-a-wonderful-life-before-drugs-and-alcohol-abuse-i-ve-got/)

[Harvey Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harvey-martin/)

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> [I don't drink alcohol at all except for special occasions. I definitely do think that it really takes a toll on your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vernon-davis/i-don-t-drink-alcohol-at-all-except-for-special-occasions-i/)

[Vernon Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vernon-davis/)

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> [In the United States all business not transacted over the telephone is accomplished in conjunction with alcohol or food, often under conditions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kenneth-galbraith/in-the-united-states-all-business-not-transacted-over-the-telephone/)

[John Kenneth Galbraith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kenneth-galbraith/)

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> [Each child is poisoned by the society through teaching him ambition. Ambition is a poison far more dangerous than any alcohol can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajneesh/each-child-is-poisoned-by-the-society-through-teaching-him-ambition/)

[Rajneesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajneesh/)

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> [“Alcohol is radioactive too—at least the kind we drink. Rubbing alcohol usually isn’t, unless it was made organically—that is, from wood. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-a-muller/alcohol-is-radioactive-too-at-least-the-kind-we-drink-rubbing-alcohol/)

[Richard A. Muller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-a-muller/)

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> [Grief has similar side effects of alcohol consumption, such as numbness, guilt, and depression, resulting in less alert and price-sensitive customers. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/perianne-boring/grief-has-similar-side-effects-of-alcohol-consumption-such-as/)

[Perianne Boring](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/perianne-boring/)

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> [All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-penn/all-excess-is-ill-but-drunkenness-is-of-the-worst-sort-it-spoils-2/)

[William Penn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-penn/)

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> [The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-sebold/the-stains-could-be-seen-only-in-the-sunlight-so-ruth-was-never/)

[Alice Sebold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-sebold/)

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> [“People spend half of their free time drinking alcohol and the other half watching totally sober people on television. And they want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-black/people-spend-half-of-their-free-time-drinking-alcohol-and-the-other/)

[Robert Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-black/)

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> [Classically, there are three ways in which humans try to find transcendence--religious meaning--apart from God as revealed through the cross of Jesus:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-h-peterson/classically-there-are-three-ways-in-which-humans-try-to-find/)

[Eugene H. Peterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-h-peterson/)

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> [When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-a-man-who-is-drinking-neat-gin-starts-talking-about-his-mother/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nigel-farage/minimum-sales-prices-for-alcohol-are-a-startlingly-bad-idea-as-with/)

[Nigel Farage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nigel-farage/)

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> [Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yeardley-smith/science-has-already-proven-the-dangers-of-smoking-alcohol-and-chinese/)

[Yeardley Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yeardley-smith/)

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> [“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/acts-2-15/indeed-these-are-not-drunk-as-you-suppose-for-it-is-only-nine-o-clock/)

[Acts 2:15](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/acts-2-15/)

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> [“Not much more than a broke disgrace who's hooked on tonics, so excuse him if his poker face has puke on it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannibal-lecture/not-much-more-than-a-broke-disgrace-who-s-hooked-on-tonics-so-excuse/)

[Hannibal Lecture](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannibal-lecture/)

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> [Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca/did-you-know-its-impossible-to-say-good-eye-might-without-sounding/)

[Becca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca/)

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> [“Mixing old wine with new wine is stupidity, but mixing old wisdom with new wisdom is maturity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/mixing-old-wine-with-new-wine-is-stupidity-but-mixing-old-wisdom-with/)

[Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/)

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> [There is a terrible sameness to the euphoria of alcohol and the euphoria of metaphor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-cheever/there-is-a-terrible-sameness-to-the-euphoria-of-alcohol-and-the/)

[John Cheever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-cheever/)

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> [It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-doesn-t-matter-if-the-glass-is-half-empty-or-half-full-there-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm not a guy who did drugs or drank alcohol. I had a good work ethic and gave back to the community.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walt-frazier/i-m-not-a-guy-who-did-drugs-or-drank-alcohol-i-had-a-good-work-ethic/)

[Walt Frazier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walt-frazier/)

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> [Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/drink-and-dance-and-laugh-and-lie-love-the-reeling-midnight-through/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [A staggering 63 percent of Americans say that addiction to alcohol or other drugs has had an impact on them at some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-j-kennedy/a-staggering-63-percent-of-americans-say-that-addiction-to-alcohol-or/)

[Patrick J. Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-j-kennedy/)

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> [When the time I kissed you, I didn't mean it.. Then ALCOHOL made me do it :) So don't expect too much.. :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mega/when-the-time-i-kissed-you-i-didn-t-mean-it-then-alcohol-made-me-do/)

[Mega](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mega/)

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> [Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/macdonald-harris/alcohol-was-for-people-who-basically-wished-to-be-dead-but-lacked-the/)

[MacDonald Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/macdonald-harris/)

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> ['Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-selden/tis-not-the-eating-nor-tis-not-the-drinking-that-is-to-be-blamed-but/)

[John Selden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-selden/)

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> [“too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyra-davis/too-much-alcohol-hampers-people-s-ability-to-parent-that-s-why-i-ve/)

[Kyra Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyra-davis/)

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