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> [Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sorry-sweetie-but-no-alcohol-is-t-an-excuse-for-being-a-dirty-slut/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denise-richards/a-good-margarita-a-good-red-wine-i-like-expensive-alcohol-but-not-a/)

[Denise Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denise-richards/)

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> [Alcohol does not destroy human. He is only finish the ability to think and understand of humans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/alcohol-does-not-destroy-human-he-is-only-finish-the-ability-to-think/)

Mak\_786

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> [Alcohol does not destroy man's honor. He is only finish to the ability to thinking and understanding between good and bad things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/alcohol-does-not-destroy-man-s-honor-he-is-only-finish-to-the-ability/)

Mak\_786

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> [Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/always-remember-that-i-have-taken-more-out-of-alcohol-than-alcohol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/most-people-hate-the-taste-of-beer-to-begin-with-it-is-however-a/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-more/going-to-the-opera-like-getting-drunk-is-a-sin-that-carries-its-own/)

[Hannah More](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-more/)

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> [If alcohol is legal, I don't see why people still have a ban on marijuana.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-fox/if-alcohol-is-legal-i-don-t-see-why-people-still-have-a-ban-on/)

[Megan Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-fox/)

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> [“Every pre-FTL civilization we know of has alcohol. I mean, imagine you're stuck to a single planet, it takes decades to cross…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldous-mercer/every-pre-ftl-civilization-we-know-of-has-alcohol-i-mean-imagine-you/)

[Aldous Mercer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldous-mercer/)

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> [What happens on the football field matters, not in the way that food matters but as poetry does to some people and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-hopcraft/what-happens-on-the-football-field-matters-not-in-the-way-that-food/)

Arthur Hopcraft

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> [“Oh you dear companions Electric bells of the stations song of the reapers Butcher's sleigh regiment of unnumbered streets Cavalry of bridges…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pierre-albert-birot/oh-you-dear-companions-electric-bells-of-the-stations-song-of-the/)

[Pierre Albert-Birot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pierre-albert-birot/)

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> [Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-cocteau/man-seeks-to-escape-himself-in-myth-and-does-so-by-any-means-at-his-2/)

[Jean Cocteau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-cocteau/)

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> [In Chicago, having crashed his motorcycle into a car. According to police reports, his blood-alcohol level was more than three times the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-probert/in-chicago-having-crashed-his-motorcycle-into-a-car-according-to/)

Bob Probert

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> [In fact, marijuana lowers your stress level and lowers your body temperature. It actually seems that people live longer if they use…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-herer/in-fact-marijuana-lowers-your-stress-level-and-lowers-your-body/)

[Jack Herer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-herer/)

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> [It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu/it-s-hard-to-argue-with-the-government-remember-they-run-the-bureau/)

[Ritu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu/)

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> [Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiersten-white/faeries-are-unaffected-by-alcohol-but-much-to-her-surprise-and-the/)

[Kiersten White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiersten-white/)

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> [Seven Guidelines For a Healthy Diet 1. Substitute low-fat foods for high-fat foods 2. Cut down on meat-eat low on the food…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-fonda/seven-guidelines-for-a-healthy-diet-1-substitute-low-fat-foods-for/)

[Jane Fonda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-fonda/)

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> [So you grow up with those messages, "You're a failure, you embarrass me, that's why I dress you in dark colors etc."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-siegel/so-you-grow-up-with-those-messages-you-re-a-failure-you-embarrass-me/)

[Bernie Siegel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-siegel/)

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> [We often see people every day searching in the wrong places for the things they desire. Too many of our fellow humans…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-templeton/we-often-see-people-every-day-searching-in-the-wrong-places-for-the/)

[John Templeton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-templeton/)

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> [The federal war on drugs is a total failure... The federal government's going in there and overriding state laws... Why don't we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-paul/the-federal-war-on-drugs-is-a-total-failure-the-federal-government-s/)

[Ron Paul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-paul/)

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> [“If you abandon your two glasses of wine, it is to show your children, your friends, and your society that your life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/th-ch-nh-t-h-nh/if-you-abandon-your-two-glasses-of-wine-it-is-to-show-your-children/)

[Thich Nhat Hanh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/th-ch-nh-t-h-nh/)

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> [“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lilly-avalon/i-need-a-drink-now-after-tossing-fine-throwing-my-purse-and-keys-on/)

Lilly Avalon

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> [I don't know if enjoy is the right word for alcohol. I like to drink, but I don't like enforced social drinking.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-tosches/i-don-t-know-if-enjoy-is-the-right-word-for-alcohol-i-like-to-drink/)

[Nick Tosches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-tosches/)

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> [I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-burns/i-love-drinking-now-and-then-it-defecates-the-standing-pool-of/)

[Robert Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-burns/)

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> [“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-a-heinlein/god-made-alcohol-and-he-made-feet-and-he-made-em-so-you-could-put-em/)

[Robert A. Heinlein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-a-heinlein/)

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> [WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/warning-the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-cause-you-to-tell-your-friends/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tallulah-bankhead/my-father-warned-me-about-men-and-booze-but-he-never-said-anything/)

[Tallulah Bankhead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tallulah-bankhead/)

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> [It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lindsay-lohan/it-is-clear-to-me-that-my-life-has-become-completely-unmanageable/)

[Lindsay Lohan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lindsay-lohan/)

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> [“Alcohol was like a fun cousin I visited every once in a while but never planned a trip around.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abby-fabiaschi/alcohol-was-like-a-fun-cousin-i-visited-every-once-in-a-while-but/)

[Abby Fabiaschi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abby-fabiaschi/)

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> [A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/travis-tritt/a-woman-warm-and-willing-is-what-i-m-looking-for-cause-the-whiskey/)

[Travis Tritt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/travis-tritt/)

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> [If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dick-gregory/if-they-took-all-the-drugs-nicotine-alcohol-and-caffeine-off-the/)

[Dick Gregory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dick-gregory/)

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> [Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/alcohol-and-marijuana-if-used-in-moderation-plus-loud-usually-low/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [Sometimes alcohol can make you believe you are the owner of the universe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simphiwe-scientist-dumi/sometimes-alcohol-can-make-you-believe-you-are-the-owner-of-the/)

[Simphiwe Scientist Dumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simphiwe-scientist-dumi/)

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> [My point about alcohol is that if you abuse something, it abuses you back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michka-assayas/my-point-about-alcohol-is-that-if-you-abuse-something-it-abuses-you/)

[Michka Assayas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michka-assayas/)

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> [“It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-g-wodehouse-2/it-was-my-uncle-george-who-discovered-alcohol-was-a-food-well-in/)

[P. G. Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-g-wodehouse-2/)

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> [I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vile/i-ve-never-gotten-in-too-much-trouble-with-alcohol-i-ve-never-had-a/)

[Kurt Vile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vile/)

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> [I stepped outside to smoke a J and when I came back to the room, everybody just seemed to move.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-simon/i-stepped-outside-to-smoke-a-j-and-when-i-came-back-to-the-room/)

[Paul Simon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-simon/)

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> [I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stan-bowles/i-blew-the-lot-on-vodka-and-tonic-gambling-and-fags-looking-back-i/)

Stan Bowles

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> [Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-rimbaud/stronger-than-alcohol-vaster-than-poetry-ferment-the-freckled-red/)

[Arthur Rimbaud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-rimbaud/)

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> [I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-goldsmith/i-can-t-say-whether-we-had-more-wit-among-us-now-than-usual-but-i-am/)

[Oliver Goldsmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-goldsmith/)

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                        "text": "The federal war on drugs is a total failure... The federal government's going in there and overriding state laws... Why don't we handle the drugs like we handle alcohol? ... I fear the drug war because it undermines our civil liberties. It magnifies our problems on the borders. We've spent over the last 40 years a trillion dollars on this war and - believe me - the kids can still get the drugs. It just hasn't worked.",
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                        "text": "“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more delays; it's time to forget tonight. It’s been yet another night like all the other first dates that never meet a second one. When you begin to lose count, that's when it's really time for a drink. Adrian stands there, leaning against the counter in an unbuttoned dress shirt and dark wash jeans. He glances at me as I walk in. “How was your date?” he asks, taking a swig of his scotch. I brush past him on my mission, opening the cupboard and moving a couple bottles around. I reiterate, “I need alcohol.” Out of the corner of my eye, I catch him hiding a smile before he says, “That bad?” My face twitches as I ignore his line of questioning. It is more like a statement he wants me to clarify, even though he already knows the answer. Instead, I ask, “I have vodka left, don't I?” I stand on my tiptoes in hopes of spotting something in the very back. Nothing. He waltzes over and looks with me, his chin almost touching my shoulder. “I think you polished that one off after last week's date.” His voice is low right next to my ear, very nearly causing a shiver.”",
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                        "text": "I don't know if enjoy is the right word for alcohol. I like to drink, but I don't like enforced social drinking. When I don't wanna drink, I don't wanna drink. I haven't had a desire to drink for four months. When I think of the taste of it, no desire. The trouble is the wines I love I can barely afford, which is a great method to cut down on your drinking: Drink only what you can't afford.",
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                        "text": "I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating.",
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                        "text": "“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!”",
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                        "text": "If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.",
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