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> [I would argue that coffee has been far more important to literature than alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-finder/i-would-argue-that-coffee-has-been-far-more-important-to-literature/)

[Joseph Finder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-finder/)

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> [“Drummond appreciated his guest's initial silence, his respect for the ancient, sacred act of imbibing. Drink first, talk later.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-zimmerman/drummond-appreciated-his-guest-s-initial-silence-his-respect-for-the/)

[Jean Zimmerman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-zimmerman/)

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> [I do not consume alcohol. You won't find a single picture that shows me drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yo-yo-honey-singh/i-do-not-consume-alcohol-you-won-t-find-a-single-picture-that-shows/)

[Yo Yo Honey Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yo-yo-honey-singh/)

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> [I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/candy-lightner/i-didn-t-start-madd-to-deal-with-alcohol-i-started-madd-to-deal-with/)

[Candy Lightner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/candy-lightner/)

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> [Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/finley-peter-dunne/alcohol-is-necessary-for-a-man-so-that-he-can-have-a-good-opinion-of/)

[Finley Peter Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/finley-peter-dunne/)

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> [Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/where-does-one-not-find-that-bland-degeneration-which-beer-produces/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [I have no problem in confessing that I drink alcohol but I always take it in a very limited manner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riya-sen/i-have-no-problem-in-confessing-that-i-drink-alcohol-but-i-always/)

[Riya Sen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/riya-sen/)

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> [No I dont drink alcohol. Why put something in my body that's so potent it can convince a girl to sleep with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/no-i-dont-drink-alcohol-why-put-something-in-my-body-that-s-so-potent/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wade-barrett/i-stopped-drinking-alcohol-which-probably-was-the-biggest-change-i/)

[Wade Barrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wade-barrett/)

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> [Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/is-it-better-not-to-drink-alcohol-and-eat-fried-food-and-not-have/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [There are only three things in life a girl needs: Love to make her week. Alcohol to make her strong. Best friends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-are-only-three-things-in-life-a-girl-needs-love-to-make-her/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The best part about holiday parties is the alcohol. You have a couple of drinks and you tell your coworkers and your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/the-best-part-about-holiday-parties-is-the-alcohol-you-have-a-couple/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Bacchus ever fair and young, Drinking joys did first ordain. Bachus's blessings are a treasure, Drinking is the soldier's pleasure, Rich the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dryden/bacchus-ever-fair-and-young-drinking-joys-did-first-ordain-bachus-s/)

[John Dryden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dryden/)

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> [ There are even more fatalities from cirrhoses of the liver \[than automobiles\], yet Congress has not once mentioned outfitting us all with… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-bedard/there-are-even-more-fatalities-from-cirrhoses-of-the-liver-than/)

Patrick Bedard

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> [Chess: It's like alcohol. It's a drug. I have to control it, or it could overwhelm me. I have a regular Monday…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-krauthammer/chess-it-s-like-alcohol-it-s-a-drug-i-have-to-control-it-or-it-could/)

[Charles Krauthammer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-krauthammer/)

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> [Here's the breakdown: alcohol dehydrates you and stimulates acid reflux. Then, when you sing on dry, irritated vocal folds, your folds swell.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lzzy-hale/here-s-the-breakdown-alcohol-dehydrates-you-and-stimulates-acid/)

[Lzzy Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lzzy-hale/)

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> [“His abhorrence and fear of alcohol did not extend to his power as host. He kept a huge cupboard of drinks in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mcgahern/his-abhorrence-and-fear-of-alcohol-did-not-extend-to-his-power-as/)

[John McGahern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mcgahern/)

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> [In college I took a class from a professor who changed my whole life. I can't really remember what his name was,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-ervin/in-college-i-took-a-class-from-a-professor-who-changed-my-whole-life/)

Bill Ervin

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> [At the bottom of the social heap is the black man in the big-city ghetto. He lives night and day with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-x/at-the-bottom-of-the-social-heap-is-the-black-man-in-the-big-city/)

[Malcolm X](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-x/)

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> [“Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos , or the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/alcohol-makes-other-people-less-tedious-and-food-less-bland-and-can/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [“You know that movie, where the little boy says 'I see dead people'? The Sixth Sense. Well, I see them all the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tess-gerritsen/you-know-that-movie-where-the-little-boy-says-i-see-dead-people-the/)

[Tess Gerritsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tess-gerritsen/)

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> [“There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-c-clarke/there-were-however-a-few-exceptions-one-was-norma-dodsworth-the-poet/)

[Arthur C. Clarke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-c-clarke/)

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> [Tobacco has not yet been fully tried before the bar of science. But the tribunal has been prepared and the gathering of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-harvey-kellogg/tobacco-has-not-yet-been-fully-tried-before-the-bar-of-science-but/)

[John Harvey Kellogg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-harvey-kellogg/)

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> [If I walk into a place, a party, say, and there's a bookshelf, I immediately gravitate toward it. Unless there's a bar.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-evison/if-i-walk-into-a-place-a-party-say-and-there-s-a-bookshelf-i/)

[Jonathan Evison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-evison/)

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> [Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/our-national-drug-is-alcohol-we-tend-to-regard-the-use-any-other-drug/)

[William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/)

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> [Another crazy day where you drink the night away and forget about everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerry-rafferty/another-crazy-day-where-you-drink-the-night-away-and-forget-about/)

[Gerry Rafferty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerry-rafferty/)

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> [Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/drugs-or-overeating-or-alcohol-or-sex-it-was-all-just-another-way-to/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/as-an-alcoholic-you-will-violate-your-standards-quicker-than-you-can/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/artemas-ward/i-prefer-temperance-hotels-although-they-sell-worse-kinds-of-liquor/)

[Artemas Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/artemas-ward/)

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> [I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-walsh/i-go-to-parties-sometimes-until-four-it-s-hard-to-leave-when-you-can/)

[Joe Walsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-walsh/)

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> [An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-washington/an-aching-head-and-trembling-limbs-which-are-the-inevitable-effects/)

[George Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-washington/)

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> [“She was well primed with a good load of Delahunt's port under her bellyband.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-joyce/she-was-well-primed-with-a-good-load-of-delahunt-s-port-under-her/)

[James Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-joyce/)

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> [I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cm-punk/i-think-drugs-and-alcohol-aren-t-a-wrestling-problem-it-s-a-life/)

[CM Punk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cm-punk/)

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> [Champagne costs too much, Whiskeys too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu/champagne-costs-too-much-whiskeys-too-rough-vodka-puts-big-mouths-in/)

[Ritu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu/)

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> [Often addiction after addiction is the price one pays. If they can't give their own life praise...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-victor-paskavich/often-addiction-after-addiction-is-the-price-one-pays-if-they-can-t/)

[Stanley Victor Paskavich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-victor-paskavich/)

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> [The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-newman/the-radio-is-blastin-someone-s-knockin-at-the-door-i-m-lookin-at-my/)

[Randy Newman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-newman/)

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> [My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/my-father-my-father-left-when-i-was-quite-young-well-actually-he-was/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rona-ambrose/i-think-i-m-a-girly-beer-drinker-i-like-the-fruity-ones-and-the/)

[Rona Ambrose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rona-ambrose/)

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> [Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/waylon-jennings/hitting-the-bottle-again-ever-than-i-ve-drunker-been-or-is-it-drunker/)

[Waylon Jennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/waylon-jennings/)

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> [“Well, too much alcohol and a broken heart will make a man look a bit rough, Anne-Sophie. Get over it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-j-scott-ryder/well-too-much-alcohol-and-a-broken-heart-will-make-a-man-look-a-bit/)

A.J. Scott-Ryder

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