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> [“Alcohol is good at disinfecting things It can clean a surface or erase memories”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-l-ratliff/alcohol-is-good-at-disinfecting-things-it-can-clean-a-surface-or/)

[Richard L. Ratliff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-l-ratliff/)

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> [If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/if-i-have-a-near-beer-i-m-near-beer-and-if-i-m-near-beer-i-m-close-to/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/it-has-long-been-recognized-that-the-problems-with-alcohol-relate-not/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [The socio-economic impact of gambling addiction is comparable to drug and alcohol addiction](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-warren-kindt/the-socio-economic-impact-of-gambling-addiction-is-comparable-to-drug/)

[John Warren Kindt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-warren-kindt/)

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> [After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/after-the-war-prohibition-was-passed-and-with-liquor-no-longer/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [One of Satan's sharpest tools is alcohol, for it blinds and deafens, numbs and manacles, impoverishes and maims, and kills unfortunate victims.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spencer-w-kimball/one-of-satan-s-sharpest-tools-is-alcohol-for-it-blinds-and-deafens/)

[Spencer W. Kimball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spencer-w-kimball/)

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> [I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-nash/i-have-enormous-respect-for-beer-it-gives-better-sight-to-dull-senses/)

[John Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-nash/)

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> [The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-cause-you-to-tell-your-friends-over/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [As a civil servant in charge of the government's Strategy Unit, I brought in many people from outside government, including academia and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoff-mulgan/as-a-civil-servant-in-charge-of-the-government-s-strategy-unit-i/)

[Geoff Mulgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoff-mulgan/)

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> [We're number one in domestic violence homicides. We also have a high rate of alcohol abuse and drug abuse and there's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-birch/we-re-number-one-in-domestic-violence-homicides-we-also-have-a-high/)

[Diane Birch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-birch/)

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> [I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fergie/i-m-not-claiming-to-be-sober-i-think-that-that-would-be-misleading-i/)

[Fergie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fergie/)

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> [“absinthe removes the bitter taste of failure and grants me strange visions which are charming principally because they cannot be written down.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-ackroyd/absinthe-removes-the-bitter-taste-of-failure-and-grants-me-strange/)

[Peter Ackroyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-ackroyd/)

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> [Donald Trump does not touch alcohol, which is really respectable. But think about that. That means every statement, every interview, every tweet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-does-not-touch-alcohol-which-is-really-respectable-but/)

[Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/)

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> [“The fruit of youth or of the grape, the transitory magic of the brief passage from darkness to darkness - the old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/the-fruit-of-youth-or-of-the-grape-the-transitory-magic-of-the-brief/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-black/if-i-only-drink-beer-nothing-stronger-then-by-the-end-of-the-night-i/)

[Robert Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-black/)

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> [I don't mind being an advocate for weed. It's not as bad as tobacco, alcohol or firearms, for that matter. There's no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/method-man/i-don-t-mind-being-an-advocate-for-weed-it-s-not-as-bad-as-tobacco/)

[Method Man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/method-man/)

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> [There are guys, the weekenders, who can go out and get loaded and they're having fun and partying - which is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/there-are-guys-the-weekenders-who-can-go-out-and-get-loaded-and-they/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [Today, we will hear from federal law enforcement agencies, the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-inhofe/today-we-will-hear-from-federal-law-enforcement-agencies-the-federal/)

[James Inhofe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-inhofe/)

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> [The new puritans have been highly successful. All of the preconditions for new prohibitions on alcohol and tobacco are in place. ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-thornton/the-new-puritans-have-been-highly-successful-all-of-the-preconditions/)

[Mark Thornton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-thornton/)

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> [Some people give theirselves a certain number of white weeks once in a year, when they do not drink a single drop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henning-mankell/some-people-give-theirselves-a-certain-number-of-white-weeks-once-in/)

[Henning Mankell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henning-mankell/)

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> [We took the traditional lands and smashed the traditional way of life. We brought the disasters. The alcohol. We committed the murders.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-keating/we-took-the-traditional-lands-and-smashed-the-traditional-way-of-life/)

[Paul Keating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-keating/)

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> [“Well, I may not have a framed Latin diploma, but I know crazy talk when I hear it. Alcohol has been an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/well-i-may-not-have-a-framed-latin-diploma-but-i-know-crazy-talk-when/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [“There has never been a 'war on drugs'! In our history we can only see an ongoing conflict amongst various drug users…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sebastian-marincolo/there-has-never-been-a-war-on-drugs-in-our-history-we-can-only-see-an/)

[Sebastian Marincolo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sebastian-marincolo/)

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> [“Two wives despaired of him,’ he said. ‘When he got engaged to Sylvia, she made it a condition that he should take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evelyn-waugh/two-wives-despaired-of-him-he-said-when-he-got-engaged-to-sylvia-she/)

[Evelyn Waugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evelyn-waugh/)

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> [“Alcohol is the fuel to your pains. Share you pains and you will see how easy it is to quit alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/srinivas-shenoy/alcohol-is-the-fuel-to-your-pains-share-you-pains-and-you-will-see/)

[Srinivas Shenoy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/srinivas-shenoy/)

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> [Alcohol is the only thing in the world that urges the society to confront the beast hidden in a human being](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/alcohol-is-the-only-thing-in-the-world-that-urges-the-society-to/)

[Mak\_786](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mak-786/)

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> [Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/scientists-announced-that-they-have-located-the-gene-for-alcoholism/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [Her life was like a burst of wild, flowing Chinese calligraphy, written under the influence of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/her-life-was-like-a-burst-of-wild-flowing-chinese-calligraphy-written/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You got your glory and you paid for it all, you take your pension in loneliness and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-squier/you-got-your-glory-and-you-paid-for-it-all-you-take-your-pension-in/)

[Billy Squier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-squier/)

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> [You won't hear any more alcohol songs from Snoop Dogg - unless I stumble upon some Hennessy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snoop-dogg/you-won-t-hear-any-more-alcohol-songs-from-snoop-dogg-unless-i/)

[Snoop Dogg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snoop-dogg/)

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> [The only time I tried alcohol my hangover lasted for days, and I decided never again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-kerr/the-only-time-i-tried-alcohol-my-hangover-lasted-for-days-and-i/)

[Jim Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-kerr/)

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> [“You and alcohol just don’t go well together. It’s like me and your blood...we lose control too quickly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-mazurkiewicz/you-and-alcohol-just-don-t-go-well-together-it-s-like-me-and-your/)

[Joanna Mazurkiewicz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-mazurkiewicz/)

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> [Yo lo que quiero es pierdan el control. Q fumen y mezclen pepas con alcohol. To el mundo salvaje welcome to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/calle-13/yo-lo-que-quiero-es-pierdan-el-control-q-fumen-y-mezclen-pepas-con/)

[Calle 13](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/calle-13/)

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> [In my lowest moments, the only reason I didn't commit suicide was that I knew I wouldn't be able to drink any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-clapton/in-my-lowest-moments-the-only-reason-i-didn-t-commit-suicide-was-that/)

[Eric Clapton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-clapton/)

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> [You can get drunk all you want but in the morning you're going to be sober with a headache with the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/airyell-speaks/you-can-get-drunk-all-you-want-but-in-the-morning-you-re-going-to-be/)

[Airyell SPeaks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/airyell-speaks/)

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> [A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wc-fields/a-woman-drove-me-to-drink-and-i-never-even-had-the-courtesy-to-thank/)

[WC Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wc-fields/)

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> [I'm a juvenile product of the working class, who's best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/i-m-a-juvenile-product-of-the-working-class-who-s-best-friend-floats/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [Many writers are neither spirit nor wine, but rather spirits- of-wine: they can catch fire, and then they give off heat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/many-writers-are-neither-spirit-nor-wine-but-rather-spirits-of-wine/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [Stop drinking like you wont be able to do so again. You have a whole life to ruin it with alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/stop-drinking-like-you-wont-be-able-to-do-so-again-you-have-a-whole/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When he saw what drugs or alcohol or unwanted pregnancy did to kids he fell in love with, he realized there had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-gunsalus-gonzalez/when-he-saw-what-drugs-or-alcohol-or-unwanted-pregnancy-did-to-kids/)

[Catherine Gunsalus Gonzalez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-gunsalus-gonzalez/)

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                        "text": "The new puritans have been highly successful. All of the preconditions for new prohibitions on alcohol and tobacco are in place. ... Indeed, the future agenda of the federal government has already been established to outlaw alcohol and tobacco in the near future. ... If current trends persist, America will be moving toward stricter prohibitions, greater restrictions, and more centralized control over consumption. This represents an erosion of liberty at its most fundamental level.",
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                        "text": "We took the traditional lands and smashed the traditional way of life. We brought the disasters. The alcohol. We committed the murders. We took the children from their mothers. We practised discrimination and exclusion. It was our ignorance and our prejudice. And our failure to imagine these things being done to us.",
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                        "text": "“Two wives despaired of him,’ he said. ‘When he got engaged to Sylvia, she made it a condition that he should take the cure at Zurich. And it worked. He came back in three months a different man. And he hasn't touched a drop since, even though Sylvia walked out on him.’ ‘Why did she do that?’ Well, poor Charlie got rather a bore when he stopped drinking. But that’s not really the point of the story.”",
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                        "text": "“Alcohol is the fuel to your pains. Share you pains and you will see how easy it is to quit alcohol.”",
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