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title: "Great Alcohol Quotations"
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> [There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-zevon/there-s-nothing-romantic-nothing-grand-nothing-heroic-nothing-brave/)

[Warren Zevon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-zevon/)

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> [I was never a cokehead or anything like that. I always despised that drug. I thought it was a waste of time,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-was-never-a-cokehead-or-anything-like-that-i-always-despised-that/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [The alcohol is only thing in this world that who gives a to the society human face from within a hidden beast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/the-alcohol-is-only-thing-in-this-world-that-who-gives-a-to-the/)

[Mak\_786](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mak-786/)

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> [Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-marley/alcohol-make-you-drunk-man-it-don-t-make-you-meditate-it-just-make/)

[Bob Marley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-marley/)

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> [Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merle-haggard/staring-at-the-world-through-the-bottom-of-a-glass-all-i-see-is-a-man/)

[Merle Haggard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merle-haggard/)

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> [O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/o-god-that-men-should-put-an-enemy-in-their-mouths-to-steal-away-2/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Some people tell you you should not drink claret after strawberries. They are wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-maginn/some-people-tell-you-you-should-not-drink-claret-after-strawberries/)

[William Maginn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-maginn/)

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> [What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayelet-waldman/what-i-do-with-my-kids-is-and-i-think-they-probably-do-ignore-us-is/)

[Ayelet Waldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayelet-waldman/)

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> [Statistics prove that teenage Internet gambling is the fastest growing addiction of the day,akin to drug and alcohol abuse in the 1930s,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-robertson/statistics-prove-that-teenage-internet-gambling-is-the-fastest/)

[David Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-robertson/)

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> [My father taught me to not fear anything. Having said that, much of my addiction to alcohol and drugs was tied to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-sanderson/my-father-taught-me-to-not-fear-anything-having-said-that-much-of-my/)

[Derek Sanderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-sanderson/)

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> [I've seen many lives destroyed. I've seen more people have problems with gambling than I have with drugs and alcohol. And there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-franzese/i-ve-seen-many-lives-destroyed-i-ve-seen-more-people-have-problems/)

[Michael Franzese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-franzese/)

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> [“Disillusioned, people simply carried out their work as intended, drinking away sobriety at the end of each hard shift and repeating the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-byford/disillusioned-people-simply-carried-out-their-work-as-intended/)

[Christopher Byford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-byford/)

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> [Out on the street, you never know what you're getting, and suddenly two days later you're beating yourself in the head with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/out-on-the-street-you-never-know-what-you-re-getting-and-suddenly-two/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [“Golf and alcohol don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/owl-city/golf-and-alcohol-don-t-mix-and-that-s-why-i-don-t-drink-and-drive/)

[Owl City](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/owl-city/)

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> [“One minute, I'm a tragically average, fair and freckled eighth-grader with algebra homework. The next, I'm one who has swallowed liquor. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-clendening/one-minute-i-m-a-tragically-average-fair-and-freckled-eighth-grader/)

[Anne Clendening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-clendening/)

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> [Worse that drugs is drug trafficking. Much worse. Drugs are a disease, and I don't think that there are good drugs or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jose-mujica/worse-that-drugs-is-drug-trafficking-much-worse-drugs-are-a-disease/)

[Jose Mujica](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jose-mujica/)

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> [We cannot build the new culture for learning to which we aspire in an environment which is depressed and dampened every day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-carothers/we-cannot-build-the-new-culture-for-learning-to-which-we-aspire-in-an/)

[Robert Carothers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-carothers/)

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> [I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edgar-allan-poe/i-have-absolutely-no-pleasure-in-the-stimulants-in-which-i-sometimes/)

[Edgar Allan Poe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edgar-allan-poe/)

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> [“On the other hand, for just as long, others have warned about its dangers. "Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness," wrote Seneca…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-river-editors/on-the-other-hand-for-just-as-long-others-have-warned-about-its/)

[Charles River Editors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-river-editors/)

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> [“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/for-the-first-twenty-years-of-my-life-i-rocked-myself-to-sleep-it-was/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [ Neither drink \[coffee or tea\] was known in Frankish lands, but seated in the coffeehouses, I drank of each at various times,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-l-amour/neither-drink-coffee-or-tea-was-known-in-frankish-lands-but-seated-in/)

[Louis L'Amour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-l-amour/)

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> [I started drinking in my late teen years and continued through college and into the early years of my career. I had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marissa-nadler/i-started-drinking-in-my-late-teen-years-and-continued-through/)

[Marissa Nadler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marissa-nadler/)

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> [“The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with that. And you also have to be 45,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/the-most-dangerous-drink-is-gin-you-have-to-be-really-really-careful/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

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> [I'm questioning it. We're trying to get a lot of money for health and education and I'm wondering... You look at these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-douglas/i-m-questioning-it-we-re-trying-to-get-a-lot-of-money-for-health-and/)

[Michael Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-douglas/)

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> [It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/it-was-kind-of-a-decompression-from-straight-alcohol-to-mixed-drinks/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/family-planning-the-art-of-spacing-your-children-the-proper-distance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-sandler/alright-remember-alcohol-equals-puke-equals-smelly-mess-equals-nobody/)

[Adam Sandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-sandler/)

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> [But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-s-king/but-that-s-a-side-effect-of-alcohol-isn-t-it-stopping-to-think-about/)

[A.S. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-s-king/)

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> [Alcohol has taken from me relationships, career opportunities, my self-respect ... and God only knows what other terrible, hurtful things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-alejandro-king/alcohol-has-taken-from-me-relationships-career-opportunities-my-self/)

[John Alejandro King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-alejandro-king/)

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> [I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick. One that won't make me crash my car, or make my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/huey-lewis/i-want-a-new-drug-one-that-won-t-make-me-sick-one-that-won-t-make-me/)

[Huey Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/huey-lewis/)

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> [No matter how you handle alcohol at your wedding, you will most likely be upsetting someone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-v-gordon/no-matter-how-you-handle-alcohol-at-your-wedding-you-will-most-likely/)

[Emily V. Gordon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-v-gordon/)

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> [Kids who drink alcohol, fairly regularly before they're 14 have a 48% chance... of becoming alcoholics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mariska-hargitay/kids-who-drink-alcohol-fairly-regularly-before-they-re-14-have-a-48/)

[Mariska Hargitay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mariska-hargitay/)

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> [“The trouble with alcohol is that it makes you feel young and look old.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-leddick/the-trouble-with-alcohol-is-that-it-makes-you-feel-young-and-look-old/)

[David Leddick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-leddick/)

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> [I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-was-drawn-to-all-the-wrong-things-i-liked-to-drink-i-was-lazy-i/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Surrender to alcohol intoxication provides a partial and subjective shortcut to a more correct state of mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregory-bateson/surrender-to-alcohol-intoxication-provides-a-partial-and-subjective/)

[Gregory Bateson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gregory-bateson/)

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> [“One thing I know: For helping me forget how awful the world is, I prefer her to alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veronica-roth/one-thing-i-know-for-helping-me-forget-how-awful-the-world-is-i/)

[Veronica Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veronica-roth/)

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> [ Even as a junkie I stayed true \[to vegetarianism\] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/even-as-a-junkie-i-stayed-true-to-vegetarianism-i-shall-have-heroin/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

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> [There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barnabe-rich/there-are-three-things-that-are-not-to-be-credited-a-woman-when-she/)

[Barnabe Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barnabe-rich/)

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> [I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-went-on-a-diet-swore-off-drinking-and-heavy-eating-and-in-fourteen-2/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

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> [“Always a mistake to neutralize anxiety with alcohol. It actually raises the production of stress hormones.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fiona-neill/always-a-mistake-to-neutralize-anxiety-with-alcohol-it-actually/)

[Fiona Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fiona-neill/)

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