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title: "Great Alcohol Sayings"
description: "Browse 1,953 Alcohol quotes by 1,306 authors. Discover the best Alcohol sayings and thoughts."
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> [I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-t-hall/i-love-coffee-in-a-cup-little-fuzzy-pups-bourbon-in-a-glass-and-grass/)

[Tom T. Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-t-hall/)

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> [I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-think-i-need-a-drink-almost-everybody-does-only-they-don-t-know-it/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [You need a long hard day's work to reveal the logic of the craving for very bad tv and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alain-de-botton/you-need-a-long-hard-day-s-work-to-reveal-the-logic-of-the-craving/)

[Alain de Botton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alain-de-botton/)

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> [Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-taylor-coleridge/some-men-are-like-musical-glasses-to-produce-their-finest-tones-you/)

[Samuel Taylor Coleridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-taylor-coleridge/)

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> [“A drink centers me but I usually make myself wait until at least 9:00 PM for that. Or 8:00 PM. Whichever comes first.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-callahan/a-drink-centers-me-but-i-usually-make-myself-wait-until-at-least-9-00/)

[Bill Callahan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-callahan/)

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> [Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-collins/viagra-is-a-drug-just-like-cocaine-it-can-cause-you-to-become-addicted/)

[Jackie Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-collins/)

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> [I don't drink gases, like Coke - just juice and water, and I don't drink alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caster-semenya/i-don-t-drink-gases-like-coke-just-juice-and-water-and-i-don-t-drink/)

[Caster Semenya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caster-semenya/)

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> [The next time you wake up feeling hung over...Remember you paid good money to feel this way...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/giuseppe-prestigiacomo/the-next-time-you-wake-up-feeling-hung-over-remember-you-paid-good/)

[Giuseppe Prestigiacomo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/giuseppe-prestigiacomo/)

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> [Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-jones/maybe-some-folks-are-alcoholics-and-others-are-just-voluntary-drunks/)

[George Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-jones/)

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> [I do not like - in the middle of a wrestling arena where they're serving alcohol and there are screaming fans including…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sable/i-do-not-like-in-the-middle-of-a-wrestling-arena-where-they-re/)

[Sable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sable/)

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> [I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-think-the-warning-labels-on-alcoholic-beverages-are-too-bland-they/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-ramstad/as-we-celebrate-recovery-month-it-is-time-for-congress-to-knock-down/)

[Jim Ramstad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-ramstad/)

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> [Next time we need to be on drugs and have lots of suffering and alcohol abuse going on while recording, I'm kinda…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-diamond/next-time-we-need-to-be-on-drugs-and-have-lots-of-suffering-and/)

[Jim Diamond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-diamond/)

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> [“Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roman-payne/wine-the-truth-serum-so-potent-that-all-those-who-wish-to-live-happy/)

[Roman Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roman-payne/)

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> [I've lost many, many friends through natural causes, through alcohol, through drugs, through AIDS. And every time I lose a friend or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patti-smith/i-ve-lost-many-many-friends-through-natural-causes-through-alcohol/)

[Patti Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patti-smith/)

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> [Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-pogue/scientists-in-california-have-discovered-a-chemical-in-the-brain-that/)

[David Pogue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-pogue/)

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> [“I've found, though, that people are more likely to share their personal experiences if you go first, so that's why I always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/i-ve-found-though-that-people-are-more-likely-to-share-their-personal/)

[Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/)

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> [When I gave up dope and alcohol, my immediate feeling was 'I've saved my life, but there'll be a price because I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/when-i-gave-up-dope-and-alcohol-my-immediate-feeling-was-i-ve-saved/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [I was poisoning myself with alcohol and medicating myself. I was trying to numb things. I was trying not to feel things,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-was-poisoning-myself-with-alcohol-and-medicating-myself-i-was/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [“What struck me, in reading the reports from Sri Lanka, was the mild disgrace of belonging to our imperfectly evolved species in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/what-struck-me-in-reading-the-reports-from-sri-lanka-was-the-mild/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [“We need to make sure we are doing what Jesus said and not what we thought Jesus must have said. The textbook…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-wilson/we-need-to-make-sure-we-are-doing-what-jesus-said-and-not-what-we/)

[Douglas Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-wilson/)

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> [I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-too-drunk-to-recall-much-of-what-i-ve-said-which-come-to-think-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Like anybody can tell you, I am not a very nice man. I don't know the word. I have always admired the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/like-anybody-can-tell-you-i-am-not-a-very-nice-man-i-don-t-know-the/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/all-in-all-it-s-a-pretty-great-day-for-major-league-sports-at-long/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-arnold/the-misconception-about-hollywood-is-that-it-s-a-crazy-drug-and/)

[Tom Arnold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-arnold/)

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> [Alcohol doesn't destroy a mans honor. It will only impair his ability to perceive right and wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/alcohol-doesn-t-destroy-a-mans-honor-it-will-only-impair-his-ability/)

[Mak\_786](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mak-786/)

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> [Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-francis/power-intoxicates-men-when-a-man-is-intoxicated-by-alcohol-he-can/)

[James Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-francis/)

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> [“Jesse reached into a bottom drawer and brought out a bottle of... oh, hey, single-malt scotch. Some SOFs did know how to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-mckinley/jesse-reached-into-a-bottom-drawer-and-brought-out-a-bottle-of-oh-hey/)

[Robin McKinley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-mckinley/)

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> [Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-k-milholland/ah-sweet-alcohol-like-a-true-friend-you-replace-the-anger-with-better/)

[R. K. Milholland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-k-milholland/)

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> [If alcohol is evil, then alcoholics are the people who constantly and selflessly fight the evil in this world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/if-alcohol-is-evil-then-alcoholics-are-the-people-who-constantly-and/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I've burned many bridges on the way to this point;Before burning them,I would always dowse them with alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olstoneyjoe/i-ve-burned-many-bridges-on-the-way-to-this-point-before-burning-them/)

[Olstoneyjoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olstoneyjoe/)

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> [Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franklyn-ajaye/black-people-drink-lots-of-beer-however-you-won-t-see-us-skiing-down/)

[Franklyn Ajaye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franklyn-ajaye/)

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> [“We shared an explosive enthusiasm that we blasted out of our bodies with alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ariel-levy/we-shared-an-explosive-enthusiasm-that-we-blasted-out-of-our-bodies-2/)

[Ariel Levy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ariel-levy/)

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> [When you are 16 you are supposed to be doing cool things, like sneaking alcohol, not living in Disney World and doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keri-russell/when-you-are-16-you-are-supposed-to-be-doing-cool-things-like/)

[Keri Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keri-russell/)

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> [I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-m-a-dumb-ass-and-i-poisoned-myself-for-years-now-i-understand/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [“Earth is necessity, not Mars. Food and water are necessities, not alcohol and cigarettes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abhijit-naskar/earth-is-necessity-not-mars-food-and-water-are-necessities-not/)

[Abhijit Naskar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abhijit-naskar/)

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> [Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/busta-rhymes/buy-a-nickel-bag-smoke-a-little-lye-get-high-tonight-get-high-tonight/)

[Busta Rhymes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/busta-rhymes/)

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> [The more alcohol I drink, the more water there is left for the rest of humanity. Don't all thank me at once.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-more-alcohol-i-drink-the-more-water-there-is-left-for-the-rest-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/religion-is-a-non-alcoholic-man-s-alcohol-alcohol-is-a-non-religious/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-milton/one-sip-of-this-will-bathe-the-drooping-spirits-in-delight-beyond-the/)

[John Milton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-milton/)

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                        "text": "Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.",
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                        "text": "I do not like - in the middle of a wrestling arena where they're serving alcohol and there are screaming fans including children in the front row - I don't feel like that is the proper place to be exposed.",
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                        "text": "I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: \"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.",
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                        "text": "Next time we need to be on drugs and have lots of suffering and alcohol abuse going on while recording, I'm kinda picturing a Jerry Lee Lewis session from the mid Seventies.",
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                        "text": "“Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except of course when they are alone.”",
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                        "text": "I've lost many, many friends through natural causes, through alcohol, through drugs, through AIDS. And every time I lose a friend or a loved one, it reminds me how great life is.",
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                        "text": "Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called alcohol.",
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                        "text": "“I've found, though, that people are more likely to share their personal experiences if you go first, so that's why I always keep an eleven-point list of what went wrong in my childhood to share with them. Also I usually crack open a bottle of tequila to share with them, because alcohol makes me less nervous, and also because I'm from the South, and in Texas we offer drinks to strangers even when we're waiting in line at the liquor store. In Texas we call that '_southern hospitality_.' The people who own the liquor store call it 'shoplifting.' Probably because they're Yankees. I'm not allowed to go back to that liquor store.”",
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                        "text": "Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.",
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