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> [We tax air passengers like cigarettes and alcohol - we impose sin taxes on travellers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-bethune/we-tax-air-passengers-like-cigarettes-and-alcohol-we-impose-sin-taxes/)

[Gordon Bethune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-bethune/)

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> [Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hi-this-is-ganymede-cup-bearer-to-zeus-and-when-i-m-out-buying-wine/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-byron/let-us-have-wine-and-women-mirth-and-laughter-sermons-and-soda-water/)

[Lord Byron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-byron/)

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> [I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-louis-stevenson/i-lived-on-rum-i-tell-you-it-s-been-meat-and-drink-and-man-and-wife/)

[Robert Louis Stevenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-louis-stevenson/)

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> [I grew up in an environment where I could see the kind of havoc alcohol can create.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pooja-bhatt/i-grew-up-in-an-environment-where-i-could-see-the-kind-of-havoc/)

[Pooja Bhatt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pooja-bhatt/)

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> [A lot of people don't know the brain is 85% water, so anything that dehydrates you like caffeine or alcohol is bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-amen/a-lot-of-people-don-t-know-the-brain-is-85-water-so-anything-that/)

[Daniel Amen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-amen/)

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> [TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/two-minute-warning-when-the-baby-s-face-turns-red-and-she-begins-to/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berhan-ahmed/i-regret-starting-drinking-alcohol-smoking-cigarettes-and-joining/)

[Berhan Ahmed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berhan-ahmed/)

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> [Playing sports has always been my greatest pleasure. I don't smoke, I hardly drink alcohol. Sports helped get me into the presidential…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evo-morales/playing-sports-has-always-been-my-greatest-pleasure-i-don-t-smoke-i/)

[Evo Morales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evo-morales/)

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> [I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-potter/i-also-believe-in-cigarettes-cholesterol-alcohol-carbon-monoxide/)

[Dennis Potter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-potter/)

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> [Our teenage "druggies" are habituated to drugs rather than addicted. While beer and other alcoholic beverages are preferred drugs, kids have simply…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virgil-miller-newton/our-teenage-druggies-are-habituated-to-drugs-rather-than-addicted/)

[Virgil Miller Newton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virgil-miller-newton/)

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> [The danger of psychedelic drugs, the danger of mind-opening, the danger of consciousness expansion, the danger of inner discovery is a danger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-leary/the-danger-of-psychedelic-drugs-the-danger-of-mind-opening-the-danger/)

[Timothy Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-leary/)

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> [It's not like I'm against alcohol. It's just a decision I made, and if you've never had it, you don't miss it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-milner/it-s-not-like-i-m-against-alcohol-it-s-just-a-decision-i-made-and-if/)

[James Milner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-milner/)

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> [When it comes to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, I've never heard any stories of them drinking or drugging or causing problems in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aj-chilson/when-it-comes-to-the-dallas-cowboys-cheerleaders-i-ve-never-heard-any/)

[AJ Chilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aj-chilson/)

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> [It's easy to get on to something like alcohol or drugs so my advice to musicians is don't lose your perspective because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-walsh/it-s-easy-to-get-on-to-something-like-alcohol-or-drugs-so-my-advice/)

[Joe Walsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-walsh/)

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> [I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/i-m-glad-i-ve-given-up-drugs-and-alcohol-it-would-be-awful-to-be-like/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [American men are allotted just as many tears as American women. But because we are forbidden to shed them, we die long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-conroy/american-men-are-allotted-just-as-many-tears-as-american-women-but/)

[Pat Conroy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-conroy/)

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> [I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-king/i-once-heard-a-sober-alcoholic-say-that-drinking-never-made-him-happy-2/)

[Heather King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-king/)

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> [Being fat is the absolute nadir of the misfit. You're a misfit because nothing fits. You don't fit in. You're not fit.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claudia-shear/being-fat-is-the-absolute-nadir-of-the-misfit-you-re-a-misfit-because/)

[Claudia Shear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claudia-shear/)

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> [“The challenge lies in knowing how to bring this sort of day to a close. His mind has been wound to a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alain-de-botton/the-challenge-lies-in-knowing-how-to-bring-this-sort-of-day-to-a/)

[Alain de Botton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alain-de-botton/)

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> [I took great pride in my performance on and off the field, and often questioned why our culture embraces alcohol while simultaneously…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-stepnoski/i-took-great-pride-in-my-performance-on-and-off-the-field-and-often/)

[Mark Stepnoski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-stepnoski/)

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> [Tai chi is the one exercise that can universally help solve our growing health crisis. It has stood the test of thousands…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-frantzis/tai-chi-is-the-one-exercise-that-can-universally-help-solve-our/)

[Bruce Frantzis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-frantzis/)

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> [“At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/at-first-i-assumed-he-was-a-mexican-but-slowly-began-to-realise-that/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

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> [Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-miller/civilization-is-drugs-alcohol-engines-of-war-prostitution-machines/)

[Henry Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-miller/)

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> [If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-herer/if-you-substitute-marijuana-for-tobacco-and-alcohol-you-ll-add-eight/)

[Jack Herer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-herer/)

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> [Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/don-t-you-drink-i-notice-you-speak-slightingly-of-the-bottle-i-have/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/the-worst-gift-i-was-given-is-when-i-got-out-of-rehab-that-christmas/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/tradition-or-not-i-sometimes-thought-putting-children-on-an-old-guy-s/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [I can't fill the hole with money. I can't fill it with alcohol, or drugs, or sex, so what do I need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-victor-hansen/i-can-t-fill-the-hole-with-money-i-can-t-fill-it-with-alcohol-or/)

[Mark Victor Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-victor-hansen/)

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> [Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cook/alcoholism-is-a-well-documented-pathological-reaction-to-unresolved/)

[David Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cook/)

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> [“one doesn't even think of the liver and if the liver doesn't think of us, that's fine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/one-doesn-t-even-think-of-the-liver-and-if-the-liver-doesn-t-think-of/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/that-s-the-beauty-of-alcohol-if-you-don-t-remember-it-it-didn-t-happen/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [People seek escape in myth by any means at their disposal, including drugs, alcohol, meditation, and lies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-cocteau/people-seek-escape-in-myth-by-any-means-at-their-disposal-including/)

[Jean Cocteau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-cocteau/)

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> [If we were going to look at how pharmalogical drugs influence crime, we should probably look at alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-hart/if-we-were-going-to-look-at-how-pharmalogical-drugs-influence-crime/)

[Carl Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-hart/)

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> [Not to get all technical; but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/not-to-get-all-technical-but-according-to-chemistry-alcohol-is-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol, firearms and a 4 wheel drive can go a long ways towards making a rain day into a fun rest day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-stock/alcohol-firearms-and-a-4-wheel-drive-can-go-a-long-ways-towards/)

[Frank Stock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-stock/)

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> [I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/i-don-t-do-alcohol-or-other-people-s-boyfriends-and-don-t-you-forget/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

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> [Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/nothing-to-show-but-this-brand-new-tattoo-but-it-s-a-real-beauty-a/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [People need to stfu about marijuana being bad for you . its safer then fucking alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie/people-need-to-stfu-about-marijuana-being-bad-for-you-its-safer-then/)

[Stephanie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie/)

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> [I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-farquhar/i-have-fed-purely-upon-ale-i-have-eat-my-ale-drank-my-ale-and-i/)

[George Farquhar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-farquhar/)

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                        "text": "I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.",
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                        "text": "American men are allotted just as many tears as American women. But because we are forbidden to shed them, we die long before women do, with our hearts exploding or our blood pressure rising or our livers eaten away by alcohol because that lake of grief inside us has no outlet. We, men, die because our faces were not watered enough.",
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