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title: "Top Alcohol Qoutes"
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> [There is no way to discribe the feeling of a child whos parent chose a drug over them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-is-no-way-to-discribe-the-feeling-of-a-child-whos-parent-chose/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bj-neblett/sex-mirrored-our-drinking-both-defined-our-relationship-selfish/)

[BJ Neblett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bj-neblett/)

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> [Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes. Not through mere perversity do men run after it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-james/sobriety-diminishes-discriminates-and-says-no-drunkenness-expands/)

[William James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-james/)

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> [When it comes to the many addictions and vices and quitting saying I can't generally means I choose not to](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-victor-paskavich/when-it-comes-to-the-many-addictions-and-vices-and-quitting-saying-i/)

[Stanley Victor Paskavich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-victor-paskavich/)

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> [First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-notorious-b-i-g/first-comes-the-cash-then-comes-the-ass-then-come-big-blunts-with/)

[The Notorious B.I.G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-notorious-b-i-g/)

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> [In Scotland football hooliganism has been met by banning alcohol from grounds but in England this solution has been circumnavigated](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wallace-mercer/in-scotland-football-hooliganism-has-been-met-by-banning-alcohol-from/)

[Wallace Mercer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wallace-mercer/)

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> [People sometimes forget that alcohol is a chemical. It can change how you think. It was making me into a glass-half-empty person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-dunbar/people-sometimes-forget-that-alcohol-is-a-chemical-it-can-change-how/)

[Adrian Dunbar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-dunbar/)

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> [There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-i-don-t-trust-people-who-don-t-drink/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/it-is-10-years-since-i-used-drugs-or-drank-alcohol-and-my-life-has/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

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> [My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franz-kafka/my-peers-lately-have-found-companionship-through-means-of/)

[Franz Kafka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franz-kafka/)

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> [As a young founder in high-stress situations, I often used alcohol to escape facing things. I've struggled with this for a long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-kan/as-a-young-founder-in-high-stress-situations-i-often-used-alcohol-to/)

[Justin Kan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-kan/)

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> [Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/give-an-irishman-lager-for-a-month-and-he-s-a-dead-man-an-irishman-s/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [Eugenie, my sweet, your outraged protests are adorable, but they only continue to slow us down. If you want me to help…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/eugenie-my-sweet-your-outraged-protests-are-adorable-but-they-only/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-man-who-was-fond-of-wine-was-offered-some-grapes-at-dessert-after/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-b-white/don-marquis-came-down-after-a-month-on-the-wagon-ambled-over-to-the/)

[E. B. White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-b-white/)

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> [“There’s two ways to go in this life. You can try to rise above it, overpower it, with meditation, exercise, and purity.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-black/there-s-two-ways-to-go-in-this-life-you-can-try-to-rise-above-it/)

[Robert Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-black/)

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> [ It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, \[the alcohol\] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/it-s-just-literally-being-afraid-and-you-think-oh-the-alcohol-will/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [If I started drinking again, there would be a lot of people bringing me pot because I can't handle alcohol. I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-nelson/if-i-started-drinking-again-there-would-be-a-lot-of-people-bringing/)

[Willie Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-nelson/)

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> [“One of the cafés had that brilliant idea of putting up a slogan: 'the best protection against infection is a good bottle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-camus/one-of-the-caf-s-had-that-brilliant-idea-of-putting-up-a-slogan-the/)

[Albert Camus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-camus/)

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> [I think I know the real reason." "Which is?" "Alcohol in the dust clouds. Goddamn stuff is everywhere. Any lousy species ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iain-banks/i-think-i-know-the-real-reason-which-is-alcohol-in-the-dust-clouds/)

[Iain Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iain-banks/)

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> [I was eating with the help of a nutritionist so I was definitely putting in the appropriate calories and vitamins and minerals…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-heusinger/i-was-eating-with-the-help-of-a-nutritionist-so-i-was-definitely/)

[Patrick Heusinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-heusinger/)

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> [The alcohol was awful. I was a terrible alcoholic. I mean, people used to ask how much drugs I did. I said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-hopper/the-alcohol-was-awful-i-was-a-terrible-alcoholic-i-mean-people-used/)

[Dennis Hopper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-hopper/)

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> [“Lucy preferred gin and tonics during the summer and switched over to whiskey sours in the winter. At dinner, a sit-down affair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-hess/lucy-preferred-gin-and-tonics-during-the-summer-and-switched-over-to/)

[Elizabeth Hess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-hess/)

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> [If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/if-you-want-to-understand-a-society-take-a-good-look-at-the-drugs-it/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/wasting-away-again-in-margaritaville-searching-for-my-lost-shaker-of/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [“Alcohol was a good friend, but it was also jealous and would tolerate no competition.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-p-tzsch/alcohol-was-a-good-friend-but-it-was-also-jealous-and-would-tolerate/)

[Oliver Pötzsch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-p-tzsch/)

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> [They always say so many people die of Alcohol. Perhaps they never realized many of them were born beacuse of Alcohol!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-always-say-so-many-people-die-of-alcohol-perhaps-they-never/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammara-webber/alcohol-removes-inhibitions-it-doesn-t-trigger-criminal-violence/)

[Tammara Webber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammara-webber/)

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> [Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/instead-of-warning-pregnant-women-not-to-drink-i-think-female-2/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Alcohol raises the risk for cancer, and so drinking wine or hard liquor should be done in moderation, if at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-cuomo/alcohol-raises-the-risk-for-cancer-and-so-drinking-wine-or-hard/)

[Margaret Cuomo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-cuomo/)

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> [“Everyone is drinking. She can feel them out there drinking, turning into beasts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-keesey/everyone-is-drinking-she-can-feel-them-out-there-drinking-turning/)

[Anna Keesey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-keesey/)

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> [I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/i-wish-all-teenagers-can-filter-through-songs-instead-of-turning-to/)

[Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/)

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> [If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/punkinhead-abhishek/if-i-meet-you-for-a-date-and-you-do-not-look-anything-like-your/)

[Punkinhead Abhishek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/punkinhead-abhishek/)

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> [WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/warning-the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-make-you-think-you-are/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I do think that drugs and alcohol have been glorified and exoticized in such a way that it gets into the art…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heath-ledger/i-do-think-that-drugs-and-alcohol-have-been-glorified-and-exoticized/)

[Heath Ledger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heath-ledger/)

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> [Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea, just me and my good Buddy Wieser, that's all I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-thorogood/every-morning-just-before-breakfast-i-don-t-want-no-coffee-or-tea/)

[George Thorogood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-thorogood/)

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> [After match, in WWE, I do not drink alcohol. I just drink a lot of water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shinsuke-nakamura/after-match-in-wwe-i-do-not-drink-alcohol-i-just-drink-a-lot-of-water/)

[Shinsuke Nakamura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shinsuke-nakamura/)

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> [Going on the internet should totally be banned after any alcohol consumption at all](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ramandeep-singh/going-on-the-internet-should-totally-be-banned-after-any-alcohol/)

[Ramandeep Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ramandeep-singh/)

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> [Vodka and ice damages your kidney. Rum and ice damages your liver. Whiskey and ice damages your heart. This is bad, don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/vodka-and-ice-damages-your-kidney-rum-and-ice-damages-your-liver/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/according-to-a-brand-new-report-alcohol-abuse-in-ireland-is-on-the/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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                        "text": "The alcohol was awful. I was a terrible alcoholic. I mean, people used to ask how much drugs I did. I said, 'I only do drugs so I can drink more'. I was doing the coke so I could drink more. I mean, I don't know any other reason. I'd start drinking in the morning. I'd drink all day long.",
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                        "text": "If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.",
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                        "text": "Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.",
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                        "text": "They always say so many people die of Alcohol. Perhaps they never realized many of them were born beacuse of Alcohol!..",
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                        "text": "Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before.",
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