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title: "Top Alcohol Proverbs"
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> [I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-bowie/i-got-a-bad-migraine-that-lasted-3-years-and-the-pills-i-took-made-by/)

[David Bowie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-bowie/)

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> [If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathan-myhrvold/if-you-take-a-scotch-whiskey-and-distill-out-the-alcohol-what-is-left/)

[Nathan Myhrvold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathan-myhrvold/)

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> [Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-ergen/allowing-your-kids-to-watch-tv-doesn-t-have-to-mean-they-have-no/)

[Charlie Ergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-ergen/)

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> [“The physical effects of alcohol are often one of the least rewarding parts of drinking for addicts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-duhigg/the-physical-effects-of-alcohol-are-often-one-of-the-least-rewarding/)

[Charles Duhigg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-duhigg/)

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> [I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/i-was-hungry-and-went-out-for-a-bite-ran-into-a-chum-with-a-bottle-of/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/junk-is-not-like-alcohol-or-weed-a-means-to-increased-enjoyment-of/)

[William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/)

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> [“Why do you fight it?" I whisper. "Because this is wrong. I lost my head for a moment. I'd blame the alcohol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/n-michaels/why-do-you-fight-it-i-whisper-because-this-is-wrong-i-lost-my-head/)

[N. Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/n-michaels/)

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> [Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-g-wodehouse-2/skiing-consists-of-wearing-3-000-worth-of-clothes-and-equipment-and/)

[P. G. Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-g-wodehouse-2/)

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> [Tobacco is the second most dangerous drug available to our culture. Number one is alcohol follow by many pharmacy pills. So no,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-machat/tobacco-is-the-second-most-dangerous-drug-available-to-our-culture/)

[Steven Machat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-machat/)

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> [Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/truman-capote/champagne-does-have-one-regular-drawback-swilled-as-a-regular-thing-a/)

[Truman Capote](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/truman-capote/)

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> [If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-gordon-liddy/if-the-bureau-of-alcohol-tobacco-and-firearms-insists-upon-a/)

[G. Gordon Liddy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-gordon-liddy/)

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> [I write about what I know: sex, pornography, art, fame obsession, drugs, and alcohol. I mean, why would anyone care to listen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lady-gaga/i-write-about-what-i-know-sex-pornography-art-fame-obsession-drugs/)

[Lady Gaga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lady-gaga/)

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> [A military audience is kind of weird. Pretty much how you would imagine a troop of males that haven't seen a female…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/missy-higgins/a-military-audience-is-kind-of-weird-pretty-much-how-you-would/)

[Missy Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/missy-higgins/)

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> [It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-o-neill/it-reminded-him-of-his-uncle-seamus-the-notorious-and-poetic-drunk/)

[Molly O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-o-neill/)

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> [The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/the-highest-form-of-wisdom-is-to-get-drunk-and-go-to-pieces-the/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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> [The bar is the male kingdom. For centuries it was the bastion of male privilege, the gathering place for men away from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shulamith-firestone/the-bar-is-the-male-kingdom-for-centuries-it-was-the-bastion-of-male/)

[Shulamith Firestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shulamith-firestone/)

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> [“A search. We’re all searching for something to fill up what I like to call that big, God-shaped hole in our souls.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffanie-debartolo/a-search-we-re-all-searching-for-something-to-fill-up-what-i-like-to/)

[Tiffanie DeBartolo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffanie-debartolo/)

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> [If the government is to try and ban private consumption of alcohol and tobacco, it must surely ban such activities as hang-gliding,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-friedman/if-the-government-is-to-try-and-ban-private-consumption-of-alcohol/)

[Milton Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-friedman/)

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> [There's a gap in perceptions between women and men. Women feel much freer than they did, but still, when alcohol is involved,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martha-c-nussbaum/there-s-a-gap-in-perceptions-between-women-and-men-women-feel-much/)

[Martha C. Nussbaum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martha-c-nussbaum/)

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> [I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-london/i-was-carrying-a-beautiful-alcoholic-conflagration-around-with-me-the/)

[Jack London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-london/)

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> [However, there probably is a slight connection between the high-wire, super sensitivity, open to everything and too much, and slightly fragile soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-roiphe/however-there-probably-is-a-slight-connection-between-the-high-wire/)

[Anne Roiphe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-roiphe/)

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> [I'm not guilty. You're the one that's guilty. The lawmakers, the politicians, the Colombian drug lords, all you who lobby against making…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wesley-snipes/i-m-not-guilty-you-re-the-one-that-s-guilty-the-lawmakers-the/)

[Wesley Snipes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wesley-snipes/)

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> [In Irena’s head the alcohol plays a double role: it frees her fantasy, encourages her boldness, makes her sensual, and at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milan-kundera/in-irena-s-head-the-alcohol-plays-a-double-role-it-frees-her-fantasy/)

[Milan Kundera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milan-kundera/)

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> [I've noticed that the more flooding there is, the more bullshit gets talked. I mean it was very noticeable in the Asian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/i-ve-noticed-that-the-more-flooding-there-is-the-more-bullshit-gets/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-i-was-an-octopus-i-would-check-my-emails-while-i-feed-myself-while/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“Who hasn't made a few bad decisions under the spell of sugar and alcohol?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-bate/who-hasn-t-made-a-few-bad-decisions-under-the-spell-of-sugar-and/)

[Dana Bate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-bate/)

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> [My life was a complete catatrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trey-anastasio/my-life-was-a-complete-catatrophe-i-was-very-very-sick-from-drugs-and/)

[Trey Anastasio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trey-anastasio/)

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> [If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-drink-too-much-alcohol-you-are-an-alcoholic-if-you-drink-too/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-drinking-rule-number-3-margaritas-count-as-your-daily-serving/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-sixx/alcohol-acid-cocaine-they-were-just-affairs-when-i-met-heroin-it-was/)

[Nikki Sixx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-sixx/)

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> [“When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lautner/when-a-man-is-on-the-road-to-power-he-buys-everyone-a-drink-once/)

[Robert Lautner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lautner/)

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> [“Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandi-l-bates/lowkey-punchdrunk-off-this-sangria-sweet-love-and-all-it-s-prodigious/)

[Brandi L. Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandi-l-bates/)

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> [I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sue-william-silverman/i-am-not-your-victim-because-you-are-not-a-predator-any-more-than-a/)

[Sue William Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sue-william-silverman/)

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> [The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/the-story-goes-that-i-first-had-the-idea-for-the-hitchiker-s-guide-to/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/alcohol-kills-brain-cells-slowly-but-that-never-bothered-me-because-i/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/alcohol-is-like-love-the-first-kiss-is-magic-the-second-is-intimate/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid; but sainthood is also a thing that human…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/no-doubt-alcohol-tobacco-and-so-forth-are-things-that-a-saint-must/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [Summer Drinking Rule 1: If you wake up next to someone congratulate them for liking you at your worse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adar-burks/summer-drinking-rule-1-if-you-wake-up-next-to-someone-congratulate/)

[Adar Burks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adar-burks/)

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> [I was getting depressed, I was going out, having a few drinks and the worst thing you can do with depression is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ricky-hatton/i-was-getting-depressed-i-was-going-out-having-a-few-drinks-and-the/)

[Ricky Hatton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ricky-hatton/)

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> [“Arab culture had also given mankind the word al-kuhl—the favorite beverage of Harvard freshmen—known as alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-brown/arab-culture-had-also-given-mankind-the-word-al-kuhl-the-favorite/)

[Dan Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-brown/)

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