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title: "Top Alcohol Wisdom"
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> [There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/there-is-this-to-be-said-in-favor-of-drinking-that-it-takes-the/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/napoleon-bonaparte/i-drink-champagne-when-i-win-to-celebrate-and-i-drink-champagne-when/)

[Napoleon Bonaparte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/napoleon-bonaparte/)

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> [I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/method-man/i-ve-learned-when-you-drink-absolut-straight-it-burns-enough-to-give/)

[Method Man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/method-man/)

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> [My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-ford/my-makeup-wasn-t-smeared-i-wasn-t-disheveled-i-behaved-politely-and-i/)

[Betty Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-ford/)

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> [I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-dutton/i-got-thrown-out-of-alcoholics-because-when-the-other-clients-saw-me/)

Dave Dutton

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> [I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/i-m-the-demon-alcohol-demon-alcohol-demon-alcohol-demon-alcohol-let-s/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Friendship is so much healthier than other crutches -alcohol or TV or religious fanaticism. One healthy crutch shouldn't be against the rules.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-sandlin/friendship-is-so-much-healthier-than-other-crutches-alcohol-or-tv-or/)

[Tim Sandlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-sandlin/)

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> [If one can create a purposeful, meaningful life then there's no room for drugs or alcohol. It's not on the list anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mackenzie-phillips/if-one-can-create-a-purposeful-meaningful-life-then-there-s-no-room/)

[Mackenzie Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mackenzie-phillips/)

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> [The alcohol had the effect of making the black cloth blacker. This amused her; she had noted in her journal: "booze affects…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-sebold/the-alcohol-had-the-effect-of-making-the-black-cloth-blacker-this/)

[Alice Sebold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-sebold/)

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> [It is very easy to see the allure of alcohol to dull the prain and the temptation to punish myself for something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-is-very-easy-to-see-the-allure-of-alcohol-to-dull-the-prain-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemmy-kilmister/if-you-didn-t-do-anything-that-wasn-t-good-for-you-it-would-be-a-very/)

[Lemmy Kilmister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemmy-kilmister/)

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> [“Did Ida never look for him?" Dieter asks. "She didn't believe in spirits." "And what became of Henry?" "Oh. From time to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stefan-kiesbye/did-ida-never-look-for-him-dieter-asks-she-didn-t-believe-in-spirits/)

Stefan Kiesbye

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> [For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy pornography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-blagojevich/for-the-same-reason-we-don-t-allow-kids-to-buy-pornography-for-the/)

[Rod Blagojevich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-blagojevich/)

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> [Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-wamp/frankly-alcohol-leads-to-a-lot-of-other-things-when-you-start/)

[Zach Wamp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-wamp/)

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> [Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/alcoholism-is-a-disease-but-it-s-the-only-one-you-can-get-yelled-at/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jon-what-are-you-doing-up-there-why-aren-t-you-at-the-feast-tyrion/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When under the influence of certain (or some) reasons (or causes) (alcohol, war, etc - added Spir here) the low instincts are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/african-spir/when-under-the-influence-of-certain-or-some-reasons-or-causes-alcohol/)

[African Spir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/african-spir/)

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> [My mom was a manic depressive schizophrenic who, after a year in prison, went home and shot herself. My sister, Kirsten, an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/my-mom-was-a-manic-depressive-schizophrenic-who-after-a-year-in/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [“The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-thomas-ford/the-whiskey-was-a-good-start-i-got-the-idea-from-dylan-thomas-he-s/)

[Michael Thomas Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-thomas-ford/)

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> [All political movements are basically anti-creative - since a political movement is a form of war. "There's no place for impractical dreamers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/all-political-movements-are-basically-anti-creative-since-a-political-2/)

[William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/)

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> [It was that summer, too, that I began the cutting, and was almost as devoted to it as my newfound loveliness. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-flynn/it-was-that-summer-too-that-i-began-the-cutting-and-was-almost-as/)

[Gillian Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-flynn/)

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> [We won't let ourselves feel our anger, rage, and pain. We push it down or anesthetize it through drugs, alcohol, shopping, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabrielle-bernstein/we-won-t-let-ourselves-feel-our-anger-rage-and-pain-we-push-it-down/)

[Gabrielle Bernstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabrielle-bernstein/)

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> [“In the remote towns of the west there are few of the amenities of civilization; there is no sewerage, there are no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-cook/in-the-remote-towns-of-the-west-there-are-few-of-the-amenities-of/)

Kenneth Cook

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> [When I was writing the book, I thought "Who wants to hear another story about some actor who lost his way?" But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-jordan/when-i-was-writing-the-book-i-thought-who-wants-to-hear-another-story/)

[Leslie Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-jordan/)

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> [“Alcohol lowered inhibitions. It didn't create impulses that weren't there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-scott/alcohol-lowered-inhibitions-it-didn-t-create-impulses-that-weren-t/)

Chelsea Scott

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> [Cocktail shots are a medium where people deny themselves the privilege of enjoying a drink!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ajit-balgi/cocktail-shots-are-a-medium-where-people-deny-themselves-the/)

Ajit Balgi

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> [Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-conyers/just-as-outlawing-alcohol-did-not-work-in-the-1920s-current-attempts/)

[John Conyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-conyers/)

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> [Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/apparently-beer-contains-female-hormones-after-you-drink-enough-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/koren-zailckas/but-in-college-we-can-wear-our-alcohol-abuse-as-proudly-as-our/)

[Koren Zailckas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/koren-zailckas/)

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> [Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-kavanagh/wine-and-women-do-not-go-with-song-alcohol-is-the-worst-enemy-of-the/)

[Patrick Kavanagh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-kavanagh/)

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> [I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/i-have-been-advised-by-the-best-medical-authority-at-my-age-not-to/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [The vast majority of Muslims view the consumption of alcohol or pork as deeply haram.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ngo/the-vast-majority-of-muslims-view-the-consumption-of-alcohol-or-pork/)

[Andy Ngo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ngo/)

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> [AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/amnesia-a-condition-that-enables-a-woman-who-has-gone-through-labour/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand, and tried to tell himself at last he had become…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-cash/he-drank-his-first-strong-liquor-then-to-calm-his-shaking-hand-and/)

[Johnny Cash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-cash/)

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> [I, however, cannot force myself to use "meat drugs" to cheat on my loneliness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franz-kafka/i-however-cannot-force-myself-to-use-meat-drugs-to-cheat-on-my/)

[Franz Kafka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franz-kafka/)

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> [I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cm-punk/i-am-still-better-than-you-because-i-am-drug-free-i-am-alcohol-free/)

[CM Punk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cm-punk/)

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> [STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sterilise-what-you-do-to-your-first-baby-s-pacifier-by-boiling-it-and/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/you-can-have-a-hangover-from-other-things-than-alcohol-i-had-one-from/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-martin/if-people-want-to-think-i-get-drunk-and-stay-out-all-night-let-em-2/)

[Dean Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-martin/)

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> [There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-is-more-refreshment-and-stimulation-in-a-nap-even-of-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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