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> [Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-mae-brown/alcohol-is-an-allergy-of-the-body-and-an-obsession-of-the-mind/)

[Rita Mae Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-mae-brown/)

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> [“Some seek solace in whiskey, I drown my sorrows in ink.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noor-shirazie/some-seek-solace-in-whiskey-i-drown-my-sorrows-in-ink/)

[Noor Shirazie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noor-shirazie/)

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> [“It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/habeeb-akande/it-is-sad-that-people-need-alcohol-to-make-them-happy/)

[Habeeb Akande](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/habeeb-akande/)

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> [I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merle-haggard/i-wish-coke-was-still-cola-and-a-joint-was-a-bad-place-to-be/)

[Merle Haggard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merle-haggard/)

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> [“How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-reed/how-many-of-us-readers-say-this-quote-and-mean-it-if-i-knew-what-i/)

[Robert Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-reed/)

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> [“Is the alcohol really just making me stupid, or it bringing out something inside of me that I don't want to believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/redmerski-j-a/is-the-alcohol-really-just-making-me-stupid-or-it-bringing-out/)

[Redmerski J.A](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/redmerski-j-a/)

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> [Drugs and alcohol are not my problem — reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/drugs-and-alcohol-are-not-my-problem-reality-is-my-problem-drugs-and/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

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> [This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-shepard/this-isn-t-champagne-anymore-we-went-through-the-champagne-a-long/)

[Sam Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-shepard/)

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> [An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/an-aged-burgundy-runs-with-a-beardless-port-i-cherish-the-fancy-that/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

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> [“Alcohol has a remarkable way of making everything seem like a good idea.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-kennedy/alcohol-has-a-remarkable-way-of-making-everything-seem-like-a-good/)

[Elle Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-kennedy/)

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> [There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-joel/there-s-an-old-man-sitting-next-to-me-making-love-to-his-tonic-and-gin/)

[Billy Joel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-joel/)

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> [The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/the-secret-of-drunkenness-is-that-it-insulates-us-in-thought-whilst/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [Basically I got an insight into what it really was through Alcoholics Anonymous. One day the switchboard lit up and I saw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/van-morrison/basically-i-got-an-insight-into-what-it-really-was-through-alcoholics/)

[Van Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/van-morrison/)

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> [With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucille-roybal-allard/with-such-compelling-information-the-question-is-why-havent-we-been/)

[Lucille Roybal-Allard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucille-roybal-allard/)

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> [“Alcohol has its own well-know defects as a medication for depression but no one has ever suggested - ask any doctor -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-didion/alcohol-has-its-own-well-know-defects-as-a-medication-for-depression/)

[Joan Didion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-didion/)

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> [Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/cocaine-for-me-was-a-place-to-hide-most-people-get-hyper-on-coke-it/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sol-luckman/nothing-bonds-two-solitary-individuals-like-a-good-shared-drunk-this/)

[Sol Luckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sol-luckman/)

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> [To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/to-quote-homer-simpson-alcohol-is-the-cause-and-solution-to-all-of/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [I don't like dirty. That's why I hate cigarettes. A little bit of alcohol is O.K., but no drugs. And I like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-pigozzi/i-don-t-like-dirty-that-s-why-i-hate-cigarettes-a-little-bit-of/)

[Jean Pigozzi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-pigozzi/)

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> [I've tried it long ago, with hashish and peyote. Fascinating, yes, but no good, no. This, as we find in alcohol, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conrad-aiken/i-ve-tried-it-long-ago-with-hashish-and-peyote-fascinating-yes-but-no/)

[Conrad Aiken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conrad-aiken/)

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> [I must say, some are not very beautifully made. They’re coffee-table books for people who drink alcohol. I have nothing against coffee-table…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-lagerfeld/i-must-say-some-are-not-very-beautifully-made-they-re-coffee-table/)

[Karl Lagerfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-lagerfeld/)

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> [I worry about the kids who have too much. As a parent living in a so-called good neighborhood with children who went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marian-wright-edelman/i-worry-about-the-kids-who-have-too-much-as-a-parent-living-in-a-so/)

[Marian Wright Edelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marian-wright-edelman/)

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> [“Charity shook her head, struggling to get back into the flow of Lady Margaret's crisply worded presentation. Brandy brought sleep, and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-storm/charity-shook-her-head-struggling-to-get-back-into-the-flow-of-lady/)

[Carol Storm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-storm/)

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> [While alcohol ... continues to wreak havoc in America, supported by a $6 billion-a-year alcohol industry advertising campaign extolling the joy of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-o-donnell/while-alcohol-continues-to-wreak-havoc-in-america-supported-by-a-6/)

[Lawrence O'Donnell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-o-donnell/)

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> [My view of addiction, whether it's drugs, food, alcohol or any list of other things, is the same reason I asked my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-siegel/my-view-of-addiction-whether-it-s-drugs-food-alcohol-or-any-list-of/)

[Bernie Siegel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-siegel/)

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> [We all build internal sea walls to keep at bay the sadnesses of life and the often overwhelming forces within our minds.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kay-redfield-jamison/we-all-build-internal-sea-walls-to-keep-at-bay-the-sadnesses-of-life/)

[Kay Redfield Jamison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kay-redfield-jamison/)

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> [“It was baking hot in the square when we came out after lunch with our bags and the rod-case to go to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/it-was-baking-hot-in-the-square-when-we-came-out-after-lunch-with-our/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [“He died at forty-two. I was there to collect his talent. I was there at the hospital deathbed of my beloved Billie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-albom/he-died-at-forty-two-i-was-there-to-collect-his-talent-i-was-there-at/)

[Mitch Albom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-albom/)

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> [I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-finau/i-m-not-an-alcohol-drinker-instead-of-the-real-beer-i-just-go-with/)

[Tony Finau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-finau/)

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> [Refrain from drink which is the source of all evil-and the ruin of half the workmen in this Country.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-washington/refrain-from-drink-which-is-the-source-of-all-evil-and-the-ruin-of/)

[George Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-washington/)

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> [We call for the three great stimulants of the exhausted ones, artifice, brutality, and innocence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joni-mitchell/we-call-for-the-three-great-stimulants-of-the-exhausted-ones-artifice/)

[Joni Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joni-mitchell/)

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> [After Jesus's first miracle, the world had more alcohol, well... I believe in miracles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lintopez/after-jesus-s-first-miracle-the-world-had-more-alcohol-well-i-believe/)

[Lintopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lintopez/)

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> [Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oksana-baiul/also-i-gained-lots-of-weight-between-ages-18-20-because-i-was/)

[Oksana Baiul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oksana-baiul/)

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> [I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-don-t-drink-these-days-i-am-allergic-to-alcohol-and-narcotics-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-houdini/another-method-of-eating-burning-coals-employs-small-balls-of-burned/)

[Harry Houdini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-houdini/)

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> [I don't smoke, drink alcohol well, or play games. But I watch dramas. It is hard to quit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yoseob/i-don-t-smoke-drink-alcohol-well-or-play-games-but-i-watch-dramas-it/)

[Yoseob](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yoseob/)

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> [I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fran-lebowitz/i-drank-my-lifetime-supply-of-alcohol-and-i-took-my-lifetime-supply/)

[Fran Lebowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fran-lebowitz/)

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> [Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-cash/come-on-boys-you-must-listen-unto-me-lay-off-the-whiskey-and-let-that/)

[Johnny Cash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-cash/)

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> [Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-vos-savant/avoid-using-cigarettes-alcohol-and-drugs-as-alternatives-to-being-an/)

[Marilyn vos Savant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-vos-savant/)

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> [I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-maddow/i-don-t-think-vodka-is-useful-i-think-it-s-for-people-who-don-t-like/)

[Rachel Maddow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-maddow/)

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                        "text": "I don't like dirty. That's why I hate cigarettes. A little bit of alcohol is O.K., but no drugs. And I like to sleep alone because I wake up, I walk around, I bring my computer with me to bed, I have a great time.",
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                        "text": "I've tried it long ago, with hashish and peyote. Fascinating, yes, but no good, no. This, as we find in alcohol, is an escape from awareness, a cheat, a momentary substitution, and in the end a destruction of it.",
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                        "text": "I must say, some are not very beautifully made. They’re coffee-table books for people who drink alcohol. I have nothing against coffee-table books as long as they are well done. They must not look like gravestones on a table. Sometimes they are too big, they come in boxes and things like this. No, a book has to be easy to open and you don’t have to be a bodybuilder to lift it. I like books I can read in bed. Those big tombstones would kill me.",
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                        "text": "I worry about the kids who have too much. As a parent living in a so-called good neighborhood with children who went to private high school, I found myself spending much time in parent groups worrying about alcohol, unsupervised parties, and parents not being parents. We've got to send messages to our kids about what is important.",
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                        "text": "“Charity shook her head, struggling to get back into the flow of Lady Margaret's crisply worded presentation. Brandy brought sleep, and a temporary escape from the ache of a broken heart. But in the morning came gritty eyes, a furry tongue, and a pounding headache that made a foolish girl wince and rub her temples whenever her coolly perfect boss was looking the other way.”",
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                        "text": "We all build internal sea walls to keep at bay the sadnesses of life and the often overwhelming forces within our minds. In whatever way we do this—through love, work, family, faith, friends, denial, alcohol, drugs, or medication—we build these walls, stone by stone, over a lifetime. One of the most difficult problems is to construct these barriers of such a height and strength that one has a true harbor, a sanctuary away from crippling turmoil and pain, but yet low enough, and permeable enough, to let in fresh seawater that will fend off the inevitable inclination toward brackishness.",
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                        "text": "“It was baking hot in the square when we came out after lunch with our bags and the rod-case to go to Burguete. People were on top of the bus, and others were climbing up a ladder. Bill went up and Robert sat beside Bill to save a place for me, and I went back in the hotel to get a couple of bottles of wine to take with us. When I came out the bus was crowded. Men and women were sitting on all the baggage and boxes on top, and the women all had their fans going in the sun. It certainly was hot. Robert climbed down and fitted into the place he had saved on the one wooden seat that ran across the top. Robert Cohn stood in the shade of the arcade waiting for us to start. A Basque with a big leather wine-bag in his lap lay across the top of the bus in front of our seat, leaning back against our legs. He offered the wine-skin to Bill and to me, and when I tipped it up to drink he imitated the sound of a klaxon motor-horn so well and so suddenly that spilled some of the wine, and everybody laughed. He apologized and made me take another drink. He made the klaxon again a little later, and it fooled me the second time. He was very good at it. The Basques liked it. The man next to Bill was talking to him in Spanish and Bill was not getting it, so he offered the man one of the bottles of wine. The man waved it away. He said it was too hot and he had drunk too much at lunch. When Bill offered the bottle the second time he took a long drink, and then the bottle went all over that part of the bus. Every one took a drink very politely, and then they made us cork it up and put it away. They all wanted us to drink from their leather wine-bottles. They were peasants going up into the hills.”",
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                        "text": "“He died at forty-two. I was there to collect his talent. I was there at the hospital deathbed of my beloved Billie Holiday, just forty-four, her liver destroyed by drinking; I was there inside the hotel room of Charlie Parker, my singular jazz saxophonist, who died in his midthirties, but whose body was so ravaged by drugs the coroners thought he was sixty. Tommy Dorsey, the bandleader, choked in his sleep when he was fifty-one, too deep in pills to awaken. Johnny Allen Hendrix (you called him Jimi) swallowed a handful of barbiturates and expired. He was twenty-seven. It is not new, this idea that a purer art awaits you in a substance. But it is naive. I existed before the first grapes were fermented. Before the first whiskey was distilled. Be it opium or absinthe, marijuana or heroin, cocaine or ecstasy or whatever will follow, you may alter your state, but you will not alter this truth: I am Music. I am here inside you. Why would I hide behind a powder or a vapor? Do you think me so petty?”",
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                        "text": "I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.",
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                        "text": "We call for the three great stimulants of the exhausted ones, artifice, brutality, and innocence.",
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