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title: "Top Alcohol Words"
description: "Browse 1,953 Alcohol quotes by 1,306 authors. Discover the best Alcohol sayings and thoughts."
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> [Imagine blocks and blocks of no cocaine, blocks with no gun play.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nelly/imagine-blocks-and-blocks-of-no-cocaine-blocks-with-no-gun-play/)

[Nelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nelly/)

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> [Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/any-man-who-eats-dessert-is-not-drinking-enough/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [I hate all adverts for alcohol. They're evil. All of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-mack/i-hate-all-adverts-for-alcohol-they-re-evil-all-of-them/)

[Lee Mack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-mack/)

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> [He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/he-changed-more-times-than-a-baby-in-a-beer-drinking-contest/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

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> [Excessive alcohol intake are the leading cause of human social collapse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/excessive-alcohol-intake-are-the-leading-cause-of-human-social/)

[Mak\_786](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mak-786/)

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> [Festive alcohol sometimes leads to an excess of honesty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-donne/festive-alcohol-sometimes-leads-to-an-excess-of-honesty/)

[John Donne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-donne/)

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> [We have to do more about addiction, not only drugs, but also alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hillary-clinton/we-have-to-do-more-about-addiction-not-only-drugs-but-also-alcohol/)

[Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hillary-clinton/)

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> [PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/prepared-childbirth-a-contradiction-in-terms/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [There was a loophole in the law that said if I was working, I could be in the clubs as long as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tydi/there-was-a-loophole-in-the-law-that-said-if-i-was-working-i-could-be/)

[TyDi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tydi/)

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> [If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-alcohol-kills-millions-of-brain-cells-how-come-it-never-killed-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/we-old-folks-have-to-find-our-cushions-and-pillows-in-our-tankards/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

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> [Celebrating anything without alcohol is like watching an adult film on a radio...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nashsixtynine/celebrating-anything-without-alcohol-is-like-watching-an-adult-film/)

[Nashsixtynine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nashsixtynine/)

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> [Kept his locker full of weed just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/todd-rundgren/kept-his-locker-full-of-weed-just-to-satisfy-his-smoking-needs-and/)

[Todd Rundgren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/todd-rundgren/)

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> [Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/meanwhile-the-3-a-m-drunks-of-the-world-would-lay-in-their-beds/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/storeroom-the-distance-required-between-the-supermarket-aisles-so/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-ventura/the-war-on-drugs-is-identical-to-the-prohibition-of-alcohol-all-you/)

[Jesse Ventura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-ventura/)

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> [Rationally speaking, blaming one's behavior on alcohol or drugs is like blaming the ladder by which you descended into a pit, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-joyce/rationally-speaking-blaming-one-s-behavior-on-alcohol-or-drugs-is/)

[Graham Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-joyce/)

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> [Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-badnarik/drug-prohibition-has-caused-gang-warfare-and-other-violent-crimes-by/)

[Michael Badnarik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-badnarik/)

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> [I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dak-prescott/i-will-never-have-a-sip-of-alcohol-and-get-behind-the-wheel-again/)

[Dak Prescott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dak-prescott/)

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> [I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal - it is, I'm serious, because there is no other disease that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dom-irrera/i-want-to-be-a-bloated-alcoholic-that-s-my-goal-it-is-i-m-serious/)

[Dom Irrera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dom-irrera/)

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> [Each campus should absolutely investigate the use of alcohol, the prevalence of alcohol, and its role in sexual assault. We know that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kirsten-gillibrand/each-campus-should-absolutely-investigate-the-use-of-alcohol-the/)

[Kirsten Gillibrand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kirsten-gillibrand/)

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> [If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dingell/if-i-were-to-select-a-jack-booted-group-of-fascists-who-are-perhaps/)

[John Dingell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dingell/)

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> [Men can intoxicate themselves with ideas as effectually as with alcohol or with bang and produce, be dint of serious thinking, mental…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-huxley/men-can-intoxicate-themselves-with-ideas-as-effectually-as-with/)

[Thomas Huxley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-huxley/)

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> [“It was like a Russian party, Arkady thought. People got drunk, recklessly confessed their love, spilled their festering dislike, had hysterics, marched…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-cruz-smith/it-was-like-a-russian-party-arkady-thought-people-got-drunk/)

[Martin Cruz Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-cruz-smith/)

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> [With some guys, drugs became a way of life. They went through tremendous personality changes, or they died. Drugs didn't do them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-noll/with-some-guys-drugs-became-a-way-of-life-they-went-through/)

[Greg Noll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-noll/)

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> [“I took a breath. Pictured the bed waiting for me upstairs. Then retreated to the lobby bar alone and ordered an ice-cold…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-connelly/i-took-a-breath-pictured-the-bed-waiting-for-me-upstairs-then/)

[Stuart Connelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-connelly/)

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> [The Great Recession is not imaginary, and the effects loom large. There was an article in the NYT about the galloping death…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-moody/the-great-recession-is-not-imaginary-and-the-effects-loom-large-there/)

[Rick Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-moody/)

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> [It's very easy for me to feel sympathy for people who are messed up. It's not that I'm a pseudo-saint or a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-ray-pollock/it-s-very-easy-for-me-to-feel-sympathy-for-people-who-are-messed-up/)

[Donald Ray Pollock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-ray-pollock/)

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> [Low income is related to poorer housing, poorer diet, fewer social amenities, worse working conditions. (...) After adjustment for age, sex, race,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-marmot/low-income-is-related-to-poorer-housing-poorer-diet-fewer-social/)

[Michael Marmot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-marmot/)

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> [Our relationship with alcohol is a hologram for how human beings relate to the natural world. When you get to that level…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-rogers/our-relationship-with-alcohol-is-a-hologram-for-how-human-beings/)

[Adam Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-rogers/)

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> [“Alcohol I once visited a supermarket that had a petition to allow it to sell alcohol. I signed the petition telling the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-fowler/alcohol-i-once-visited-a-supermarket-that-had-a-petition-to-allow-it/)

[Bo Fowler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-fowler/)

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> [I don't even think any stimulants really help writing. You talk to most guys and they say, "Hey. I wrote this." And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gavin-friday/i-don-t-even-think-any-stimulants-really-help-writing-you-talk-to/)

[Gavin Friday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gavin-friday/)

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> [No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/no-nation-is-drunken-where-wine-is-cheap/)

[Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jefferson/)

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> [Alcohol was the background color in the fabric of Reggie's life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-goldsmith/alcohol-was-the-background-color-in-the-fabric-of-reggie-s-life/)

[Barbara Goldsmith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-goldsmith/)

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> [It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ludacris/it-s-a-crooked-system-but-gin-straight-take-the-pain-away/)

[Ludacris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ludacris/)

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> [“The drink you like the best should be the drink you drink the most.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jb-burgess/the-drink-you-like-the-best-should-be-the-drink-you-drink-the-most/)

[JB Burgess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jb-burgess/)

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> [I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-hate-people-who-wore-check-shirts-now-i-just-hate-everybody/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I drink because I wish to multiply my sufferings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-drink-because-i-wish-to-multiply-my-sufferings/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-pasteur/wine-is-the-most-healthful-and-most-hygienic-of-beverages/)

[Louis Pasteur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-pasteur/)

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> [“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-t-hincks/nothing-makes-you-promise-more-than-the-steady-supply-of-alcohol/)

[Anthony T. Hincks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-t-hincks/)

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