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title: "Top Alcohol Quotations"
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> [I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/i-have-very-poor-and-unhappy-brains-for-drinking/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Chemically speaking, Alcohol is a solution.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/chemically-speaking-alcohol-is-a-solution/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [“it does seem the more we drink the better the words go.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/it-does-seem-the-more-we-drink-the-better-the-words-go/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Alcohol is the number one addictive drug in our day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dallin-h-oaks/alcohol-is-the-number-one-addictive-drug-in-our-day/)

[Dallin H. Oaks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dallin-h-oaks/)

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> [Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-murray/alcohol-is-really-just-the-liquid-version-of-photoshop/)

[Bill Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-murray/)

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> [Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/always-be-drunk-get-drunk-militantly-just-get-drunk/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [I can't stop once I've started… it stings!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-anderson/i-can-t-stop-once-i-ve-started-it-stings/)

[Jake Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-anderson/)

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> [Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-sinatra/alcohol-may-be-man-s-worst-enemy-but-the-bible-says-love-your-enemy/)

[Frank Sinatra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-sinatra/)

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> [A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/a-man-who-exposes-himself-when-he-is-intoxicated-has-not-the-art-of/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

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> [The idea of blaming alcohol or drugs or quote-unquote "promiscuity" is a false path. The real issue is that men should not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-shenk/the-idea-of-blaming-alcohol-or-drugs-or-quote-unquote-promiscuity-is/)

[Jon Shenk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-shenk/)

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> [WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/warning-the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-leave-you-wondering-what-the/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mccartney/going-to-do-it-to-you-sweet-banana-like-it-s-never-been-done-and-we/)

[Paul McCartney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mccartney/)

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> [Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/too-much-of-anything-is-bad-but-too-much-good-whiskey-is-barely-enough/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/tobacco-coffee-alcohol-hashish-prussic-acid-strychnine-are-weak-2/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raul-vasquez/a-real-man-would-never-get-a-girl-drunk-just-to-get-what-s-on-the/)

[Raul Vasquez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raul-vasquez/)

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> [I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/i-have-made-an-important-discovery-that-alcohol-taken-in-sufficient/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [I think your alcohol intake has to change. You know, usually a big person feels they can drink anything they want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-ditka/i-think-your-alcohol-intake-has-to-change-you-know-usually-a-big/)

[Mike Ditka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-ditka/)

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> [Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ludwig-von-mises/mankind-does-not-drink-alcohol-because-there-are-breweries/)

[Ludwig von Mises](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ludwig-von-mises/)

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> [Pubs are, disturbingly, where I hatch most of my best idea-sculptures: possibly it's something to do with the disinhibiting effects of alcohol,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-stross/pubs-are-disturbingly-where-i-hatch-most-of-my-best-idea-sculptures/)

[Charles Stross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-stross/)

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> [There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-faulkner/there-is-no-such-thing-as-bad-whiskey-some-whiskeys-just-happen-to-be/)

[William Faulkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-faulkner/)

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> [I became alcoholic at around age of 13 or 14. I was full-blown. Every day we would hide the alcohol, stealing from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reginald-arvizu/i-became-alcoholic-at-around-age-of-13-or-14-i-was-full-blown-every/)

[Reginald Arvizu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reginald-arvizu/)

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> [Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-b-hinckley/beer-and-other-forms-of-alcohol-will-do-you-no-good-their-use-will-be/)

[Gordon B. Hinckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-b-hinckley/)

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> [Every person in the AA program who's successful is living proof that he or she does have power over addictive drugs and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-prentiss/every-person-in-the-aa-program-who-s-successful-is-living-proof-that/)

[Chris Prentiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-prentiss/)

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> [Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough to be accepted as one of the crowd, but I hated drugs, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gloria-gaynor/experimenting-with-drugs-drinking-doing-this-just-enough-to-be/)

[Gloria Gaynor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gloria-gaynor/)

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> [Like too much alcohol,self-consciousness makes us see ourselves double, and we make the double image for two selves - mental and material,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/like-too-much-alcohol-self-consciousness-makes-us-see-ourselves/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“One of the obstacles to recognizing chronic mistreatment in relationships is that most abusive men simply don’t seem like abusers. They have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lundy-bancroft/one-of-the-obstacles-to-recognizing-chronic-mistreatment-in/)

[Lundy Bancroft](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lundy-bancroft/)

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> [“The mistake we make is in thinking rape isn’t premeditated, that it happens by accident somehow, that you’re drunk and you run…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scaachi-koul/the-mistake-we-make-is-in-thinking-rape-isn-t-premeditated-that-it/)

[Scaachi Koul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scaachi-koul/)

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> [Being raised Catholic in a pressure-cooker household besieged by alcohol and bill collectors enforced and heightened a sense of sentry duty in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-wolcott/being-raised-catholic-in-a-pressure-cooker-household-besieged-by/)

[James Wolcott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-wolcott/)

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> [In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-nelson/in-church-i-was-told-that-if-i-so-much-as-smoked-a-cigarette-or/)

[Willie Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-nelson/)

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> [I don't really drink, but I've been around a lot of drinking and, at 18, when you start playing in bars, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwight-yoakam/i-don-t-really-drink-but-i-ve-been-around-a-lot-of-drinking-and-at-18/)

[Dwight Yoakam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwight-yoakam/)

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> [Homosexual feelings are controllable. Perhaps there is an inclination or susceptibility to such feelings that is a reality for some and not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dallin-h-oaks/homosexual-feelings-are-controllable-perhaps-there-is-an-inclination/)

[Dallin H. Oaks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dallin-h-oaks/)

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> [I don’t see any police cars.” “They probably had to park a couple blocks over. Anyway, as I was saying, I noticed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/i-don-t-see-any-police-cars-they-probably-had-to-park-a-couple-blocks/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mick-jagger/there-s-no-absolutes-in-life-only-vodka/)

[Mick Jagger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mick-jagger/)

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> [Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/giuseppe-garibaldi/bacchus-has-drowned-more-men-than-neptune/)

[Giuseppe Garibaldi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/giuseppe-garibaldi/)

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> [Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer-simpson/beer-is-the-cause-and-solution-to-all-of-life-s-problems/)

[Homer Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer-simpson/)

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> [“can't handle your alcohol anymore?" He”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kirkus-macgowan/can-t-handle-your-alcohol-anymore-he/)

[Kirkus MacGowan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kirkus-macgowan/)

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> [Alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/alcohol-won-t-solve-your-problems-then-again-neither-will-milk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I am more afraid of King Alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stonewall-jackson/i-am-more-afraid-of-king-alcohol-than-of-all-the-bullets-of-the-enemy/)

[Stonewall Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stonewall-jackson/)

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> [I had a psychotic break that was brought on by alcohol and drug abuse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-stapp/i-had-a-psychotic-break-that-was-brought-on-by-alcohol-and-drug-abuse/)

[Scott Stapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-stapp/)

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> [I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/i-get-high-in-the-evening-sniffing-pots-of-glue/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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