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title: "Top Alcohol Sayings"
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> [Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/alcohol-is-not-the-answer-it-just-makes-you-forget-the-question/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [“I cannot offer wine without the poison of the alcohol within.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ada-palmer/i-cannot-offer-wine-without-the-poison-of-the-alcohol-within/)

[Ada Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ada-palmer/)

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> [“My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/habeeb-akande/my-mind-may-be-sober-but-my-confidence-is-high/)

[Habeeb Akande](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/habeeb-akande/)

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> [I don't drink alcohol. I only really drink water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-azarenka/i-don-t-drink-alcohol-i-only-really-drink-water/)

[Victoria Azarenka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-azarenka/)

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> [Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/punkinhead-abhishek/alcohol-because-no-great-story-ever-started-with-someone-eating-salad/)

[Punkinhead Abhishek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/punkinhead-abhishek/)

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> [I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/i-like-to-have-a-martini-two-at-the-very-most/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [“Contrary to popular belief, alcohol does not destroy brain cells.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graeme-simsion/contrary-to-popular-belief-alcohol-does-not-destroy-brain-cells/)

[Graeme Simsion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graeme-simsion/)

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> [Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/madam-if-you-were-my-wife-i-would-drink-it/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson-2/i-hate-to-advocate-drugs-alcohol-violence-or-insanity-to-anyone-but/)

[Hunter S Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson-2/)

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> [“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/acts-2-15/indeed-these-people-are-not-drunk-as-you-suppose-for-it-is-only-nine/)

Acts 2:15

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> [I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/i-lift-my-restraining-order-against-sobriety-for-40-days-each-lent-i/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

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> [“Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-e-housman-2/oh-many-a-peer-of-england-brews-livelier-liquor-than-the-muse-and/)

[A.E. Housman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-e-housman-2/)

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> [Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/alcohol-is-not-the-answer-to-all-questions-but-if-you-don-t-get-the/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whisky makes it go round twice as fast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/love-makes-the-world-go-round-not-at-all-whisky-makes-it-go-round/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed but must not be allowed to become necessary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edgar-friedenberg/romance-like-alcohol-should-be-enjoyed-but-must-not-be-allowed-to/)

[Edgar Friedenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edgar-friedenberg/)

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> [You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adolphus-busch/you-can-only-drink-30-or-40-glasses-of-beer-a-day-no-matter-how-rich/)

Adolphus Busch

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> [It is not heroin or cocaine that makes one an addict, it is the need to escape from a harsh reality. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shirley-chisholm/it-is-not-heroin-or-cocaine-that-makes-one-an-addict-it-is-the-need/)

[Shirley Chisholm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shirley-chisholm/)

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> [I'm sure there have been a lot of boys I've chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-wells/i-m-sure-there-have-been-a-lot-of-boys-i-ve-chased-over-the-years/)

[Noel Wells](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-wells/)

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> [“An alcohol-free wedding reception is like masturbating for an hour without reaching orgasm. It’s fun at the beginning, but after a while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/an-alcohol-free-wedding-reception-is-like-masturbating-for-an-hour/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

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> [“I have never seen anyone drink like he did. To say he drank with a vengeance is almost understating it: it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yudhanjaya-wijeratne/i-have-never-seen-anyone-drink-like-he-did-to-say-he-drank-with-a/)

[Yudhanjaya Wijeratne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yudhanjaya-wijeratne/)

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> [There was a period in my life when alcohol was a good friend. Then there came a point when I realized that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-dunbar/there-was-a-period-in-my-life-when-alcohol-was-a-good-friend-then/)

[Adrian Dunbar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-dunbar/)

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> [My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/my-rule-of-life-prescribed-as-an-absolutely-sacred-rite-smoking/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [For 14 years, I'd been on medication for the pinched nerve, the arthritis, the muscle spasms in my neck, and I'd lost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-ford/for-14-years-i-d-been-on-medication-for-the-pinched-nerve-the/)

[Betty Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-ford/)

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> [Our current drug crisis is a tragedy born of a phony system of classification. For reasons that are little more than accidents…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-jay-gould/our-current-drug-crisis-is-a-tragedy-born-of-a-phony-system-of/)

[Stephen Jay Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-jay-gould/)

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> [In Sharia, nobody will be able to sell pork publicly. Nobody will be drinking alcohol. Pornography will be banned. Gambling will be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anjem-choudary/in-sharia-nobody-will-be-able-to-sell-pork-publicly-nobody-will-be/)

[Anjem Choudary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anjem-choudary/)

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> [Fortunately I am not the first person to tell you that you will never die. You simply lose your body. You will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cookie-mueller/fortunately-i-am-not-the-first-person-to-tell-you-that-you-will-never/)

Cookie Mueller

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> [“No other drug can compete with cannabis for its ability to satisfy the innate yearnings for Archaic boundary dissolution and yet leave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terence-mckenna/no-other-drug-can-compete-with-cannabis-for-its-ability-to-satisfy/)

[Terence McKenna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terence-mckenna/)

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> [The thing that still exists is that if it's at all possible for me to step outside the club after the show,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/the-thing-that-still-exists-is-that-if-it-s-at-all-possible-for-me-to/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

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> [All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/all-the-charming-and-beautiful-things-from-the-song-of-songs-to/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [I'm an ambitious person. I mean, if I did that... I would self-destruct, in the sense that the decadence would be too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-packer/i-m-an-ambitious-person-i-mean-if-i-did-that-i-would-self-destruct-in/)

[James Packer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-packer/)

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> [Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time. This cup which nature puts to our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/tobacco-coffee-alcohol-hashish-prussic-acid-strychnine-are-weak/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [To develop intuition, one of the things you can do is pay attention to what you eat. Eat as clean a diet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-zukav/to-develop-intuition-one-of-the-things-you-can-do-is-pay-attention-to/)

[Gary Zukav](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-zukav/)

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> [If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-map/if-die-i-must-let-me-die-drinking-in-an-inn/)

[Walter Map](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-map/)

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> [It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-t-hall/it-s-faster-horses-younger-women-older-whiskey-and-more-money/)

[Tom T. Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-t-hall/)

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> [It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/it-s-a-great-advantage-not-to-drink-among-hard-drinking-people/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [“Everything boiled down to alcohol and guns.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nisi-shawl/everything-boiled-down-to-alcohol-and-guns/)

Nisi Shawl

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> [Amazing how you can't get anything done when you do nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/amazing-how-you-can-t-get-anything-done-when-you-do-nothing/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/a-bartender-is-just-a-pharmacist-with-a-limited-inventory/)

[Albert Einstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-einstein/)

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> [DROOLING: How teething babies wash their chins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/drooling-how-teething-babies-wash-their-chins/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Wine is sunlight, held together by water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/galileo-galilei/wine-is-sunlight-held-together-by-water/)

[Galileo Galilei](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/galileo-galilei/)

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                        "text": "Fortunately I am not the first person to tell you that you will never die. You simply lose your body. You will be the same except you won't have to worry about rent or mortgages or fashionable clothes. You will be released from sexual obsessions. You will not have drug addictions. You will not need alcohol. You will not have to worry about cellulite or cigarettes or cancer or AIDS or venereal disease. You will be free.",
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