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> [Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/herb-is-the-healing-of-the-nation-alcohol-is-the-destruction/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-never-turned-to-drink-it-seemed-to-turn-to-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bertrand-russell/i-am-as-drunk-as-a-lord-but-then-i-am-one-so-what-does-it-matter/)

[Bertrand Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bertrand-russell/)

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> [It takes a whole lot of medicine for me to pretend I am somebody else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-newman/it-takes-a-whole-lot-of-medicine-for-me-to-pretend-i-am-somebody-else/)

[Randy Newman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-newman/)

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> [Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/drunk-all-the-time-feeling-fine-on-elderberry-wine/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [“Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/sniffing-glue-is-a-homeless-nonbeliever-s-prayer/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-groening/to-alcohol-the-cause-of-and-solution-to-all-of-life-s-problems/)

[Matt Groening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-groening/)

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> [“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-liccione/hit-the-bottom-and-get-back-up-or-hit-the-bottle-and-stay-down/)

[Anthony Liccione](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-liccione/)

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> [If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/if-ur-going-to-have-a-war-on-drugs-have-them-against-all-drugs/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad-as-drunkenness-or-so-good-as/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/when-i-was-younger-i-made-it-a-rule-never-to-take-strong-drink-before/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-main-difference-between-marketing-and-fraud-is-that-criminals/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

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> [I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-don-t-drink-hard-liquor-anymore-but-i-sometimes-order-lagavulin/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [“Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jo-nesb/smoking-s-banned-in-my-house-cigarettes-harm-your-body-he-said/)

[Jo Nesbø](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jo-nesb/)

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> [I used to think I was boy until alcohol proves me that I'm to old to be a boy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simphiwe-scientist-dumi/i-used-to-think-i-was-boy-until-alcohol-proves-me-that-i-m-to-old-to/)

[Simphiwe Scientist Dumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simphiwe-scientist-dumi/)

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> [ “\[Alcohol\] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-ruiz-zafon/alcohol-cures-everything-except-for-stupidity-which-is-an-epidemic-on/)

[Carlos Ruiz Zafón](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-ruiz-zafon/)

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> [Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ovid/alcohol-is-necessary-for-a-man-so-that-he-can-have-a-good-opinion-of-2/)

[Ovid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ovid/)

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> [I don't abuse my body - I don't drink much alcohol, don't smoke and never have - but that's the same of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morten-harket/i-don-t-abuse-my-body-i-don-t-drink-much-alcohol-don-t-smoke-and/)

[Morten Harket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morten-harket/)

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> [“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/italo-calvino/with-the-smell-of-beer-i-try-to-get-the-smell-of-death-off-me-and/)

[Italo Calvino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/italo-calvino/)

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> [Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/whether-i-or-anyone-else-accepted-the-concept-of-alcoholism-as-a/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> ['Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-louboutin/comfy-that-s-one-of-the-worst-words-i-just-picture-a-woman-feeling/)

[Christian Louboutin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-louboutin/)

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> [time stood still. I fell into that beloved space that writers fall into, the reason most write, as it's better than drugs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-o-brien/time-stood-still-i-fell-into-that-beloved-space-that-writers-fall/)

[Meg O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-o-brien/)

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> [I'm a great self-doubter. I constantly need to prove myself to myself. I've never run to heroin or alcohol to hide that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lydon/i-m-a-great-self-doubter-i-constantly-need-to-prove-myself-to-myself/)

[John Lydon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lydon/)

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> [I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-got-sober-i-stopped-killing-myself-with-alcohol-i-began-to-think/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-f-young/you-re-walking-down-fool-s-street-laura-used-to-say-when-he-was/)

[Robert F. Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-f-young/)

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> [My mum did encourage me, perhaps most of all by never discouraging me from anything I wanted to do. If you tell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-harrison/my-mum-did-encourage-me-perhaps-most-of-all-by-never-discouraging-me/)

[George Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-harrison/)

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> [“What About Alcohol? Alcohol is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, some studies show that a drink or two a day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-rosedale/what-about-alcohol-alcohol-is-a-double-edged-sword-on-the-one-hand/)

[Ron Rosedale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-rosedale/)

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> [“...to the race in general, alcohol as been an anodyne, a warmer of the soul, a strengthener of muscle and spirit. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-steinbeck/to-the-race-in-general-alcohol-as-been-an-anodyne-a-warmer-of-the/)

[John Steinbeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-steinbeck/)

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> [I went to Columbia University because they were doing a study on people who suffered from panic attacks, and because I suffered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/i-went-to-columbia-university-because-they-were-doing-a-study-on/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

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> [I know it sounds weird, but the food that I eat, it doesn't make a big difference, and it never has. So,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-patzer/i-know-it-sounds-weird-but-the-food-that-i-eat-it-doesn-t-make-a-big/)

[Aaron Patzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-patzer/)

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> [ My father's life was changed right before my eyes \[when he trusted Christ\]. It was like someone reached down and switched on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-mcdowell/my-father-s-life-was-changed-right-before-my-eyes-when-he-trusted/)

[Josh McDowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-mcdowell/)

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> [“Every morning Mrs Eglantine sat at the round bamboo bar of the New Pacific Hotel and drank her breakfast. This consisted of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-e-bates/every-morning-mrs-eglantine-sat-at-the-round-bamboo-bar-of-the-new/)

[H.E. Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-e-bates/)

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> [I've had my fills of cocaine and pills.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/i-ve-had-my-fills-of-cocaine-and-pills/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-churchill-1st-duke-of-marlborough/no-soldier-can-fight-unless-he-is-properly-fed-on-beef-and-beer/)

[John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-churchill-1st-duke-of-marlborough/)

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> [Alcohol isnt the answer, but it sure helps forget the question!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/alcohol-isnt-the-answer-but-it-sure-helps-forget-the-question/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/not-one-man-in-a-beer-commercial-has-a-beerbelly/)

[Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/)

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> [Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/give-me-lace-and-whiskey-mama-s-own-remedy/)

[Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/)

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> [“God was bored with the humans, so he invented alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kenney/god-was-bored-with-the-humans-so-he-invented-alcohol/)

[John Kenney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kenney/)

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> [Sweet cherry wine, so very fine, take it on down, pass it all around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-james/sweet-cherry-wine-so-very-fine-take-it-on-down-pass-it-all-around/)

[Tommy James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-james/)

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> [I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-stewart/i-ll-bring-the-red-wine-you-bring-the-ludes/)

[Rod Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-stewart/)

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                        "text": "time stood still. I fell into that beloved space that writers fall into, the reason most write, as it's better than drugs or alcohol ... a high without hangover, an affair without pain.",
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                        "text": "I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.",
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                        "text": "“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even then that she was right, but knowing had made no difference; he had simply laughed at her fears and gone on walking down it, till finally he had stumbled and fell. Then, for a long time, he stayed away, and if he had stayed away long enough he would have been all right; but one night he began walking down it again - and met the girl. It was inevitable that on Fool's Street there should be women as well as wine. He had walked down it many times in many different towns, and now he was walking down it once again in yet another town. Fool's Street never changed, no matter where you went, and this one was no different from the others. The same skeletonic signs bled beer names in vacant windows; the same winos sat in doorways nursing muscatel; the same drunk tank awaited you when at last your reeling footsteps failed. And if the sky was darker than usual, it was only because of the rain which had begun falling early that morning and been falling steadily ever since.”",
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                        "text": "My mum did encourage me, perhaps most of all by never discouraging me from anything I wanted to do. If you tell kids not to, they're going to do it in the end anyway. I'd finished all that staying-out-all-night-drinking bit when everybody else came to it. Probably why I don't like alcohol today. I had it all by the age of 10.",
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                        "text": "“What About Alcohol? Alcohol is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, some studies show that a drink or two a day can reduce the risk of heart disease, but on the other, we know that alcohol inhibits fat burning. Moreover, alcohol can boost estrogen levels in women, and may increase the risk of breast cancer. I’ve given the alcohol issue a great deal of thought, and I’ve reached the conclusion that alcohol is probably helpful to people who are very stressed out, but by no means essential for health. Alcohol lowers blood pressure and has a relaxing effect on the body, which may be beneficial to people who have difficulty winding down. A better way to reduce stress, I believe, is to practice yoga or other stress-reduction techniques. Please keep in mind that more than one or two drinks daily has been shown to be harmful to your health. If you do drink, avoid sweet mixed drinks, and stick to red wine, low carb beer, or pure spirits. There are some new low carb beers on the market that are actually quite good and are a good compromise.”",
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                        "text": "“...to the race in general, alcohol as been an anodyne, a warmer of the soul, a strengthener of muscle and spirit. It has given courage to cowards and has made very ugly people attractive. There is a story told of a Swedish tramp, sitting in a ditch on Midsummer Night. He was ragged and dirty and drunk, and he said to himself softly and in wonder, \"I am rich and happy and perhaps a little beautiful.”",
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                        "text": "I went to Columbia University because they were doing a study on people who suffered from panic attacks, and because I suffered from panic attacks my whole life, I decided to be a part of it. They had this questionnaire where they asked, How many units of alcohol do you have in a month? The top answer was 40 or more, and I got really scared because I was having on average 60 or 70 drinks a week. And I realized that that was a bad sign.",
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                        "text": "I know it sounds weird, but the food that I eat, it doesn't make a big difference, and it never has. So, I've saved a ton of money not buying a lot of alcohol, not going out to restaurants too much. So, I think it's part of our culture, and it's part of a social activity more than anything else.",
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                        "text": "My father's life was changed right before my eyes [when he trusted Christ]. It was like someone reached down and switched on a light inside him. He touched alcohol only once after that. He got the drink only as far as his lips and that was it-after forty years of drinking! He didn't need it any more. Fourteen months later, he died form complications of his alcoholism. But in that fourteen-month period over a hundred people in the area around my tiny hometown committed their lives to Jesus Christ because of the change they saw in the town drunk, my dad.",
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                        "text": "“Every morning Mrs Eglantine sat at the round bamboo bar of the New Pacific Hotel and drank her breakfast. This consisted of two quick large brandies, followed by several slower ones. By noon breakfast had become lunch and by two o'clock the pouches under and above Mrs Eglantine's bleared blue eyes began to look like large puffed pink prawns.”",
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