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title: "Best Alcohol Quotes"
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> [“Think champagne, drink champagne!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-dean/think-champagne-drink-champagne/)

[Ellen Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-dean/)

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> [Valium would have helped that bash.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-reed/valium-would-have-helped-that-bash/)

[Lou Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-reed/)

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> [I'm drowning in whiskey river.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-nelson/i-m-drowning-in-whiskey-river/)

[Willie Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-nelson/)

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> [“Hunger gives flavour to the food.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/hunger-gives-flavour-to-the-food/)

[Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/)

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> [“Alcoholism is a Curse”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/honeya/alcoholism-is-a-curse/)

[honeya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/honeya/)

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> [I don't like the taste of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-allen/i-don-t-like-the-taste-of-alcohol/)

[Keith Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-allen/)

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> [Alcoholism is the disease of more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caroline-knapp/alcoholism-is-the-disease-of-more/)

[Caroline Knapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caroline-knapp/)

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> [I've never had a sip of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-mariota/i-ve-never-had-a-sip-of-alcohol/)

[Marcus Mariota](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-mariota/)

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> [I drink alcohol... Only when I'm drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sivuyile-simanga-swagga39/i-drink-alcohol-only-when-i-m-drunk/)

[Sivuyile Simanga\_Swagga39](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sivuyile-simanga-swagga39/)

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> [What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sydney-smith/what-two-ideas-are-more-inseparable-than-beer-and-britannia/)

[Sydney Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sydney-smith/)

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> [Alcohol postpones anxiety, then multiplies it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mason-cooley/alcohol-postpones-anxiety-then-multiplies-it/)

[Mason Cooley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mason-cooley/)

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> [I get bombed for breakfast in the morning, I get bombed for dinner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elton-john/i-get-bombed-for-breakfast-in-the-morning-i-get-bombed-for-dinner/)

[Elton John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elton-john/)

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> [It's like an angel crying on your tongue.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruno-heller/it-s-like-an-angel-crying-on-your-tongue/)

[Bruno Heller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruno-heller/)

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> [Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-miller/hefeweizen-never-drink-something-you-can-t-spill/)

[Steve Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-miller/)

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> [The white horse of heroin will ride you to hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-brown/the-white-horse-of-heroin-will-ride-you-to-hell/)

[James Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-brown/)

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> [Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edgar-allan-poe/who-cares-how-time-advances-i-am-drinking-ale-today/)

[Edgar Allan Poe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edgar-allan-poe/)

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> [INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/independent-how-we-want-our-children-to-be-as-long-as-they-do/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I can't walk, so I can't go home. No need to talk, cause I'm all alone. If I stay here they're gonna…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/waylon-jennings/i-can-t-walk-so-i-can-t-go-home-no-need-to-talk-cause-i-m-all-alone/)

[Waylon Jennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/waylon-jennings/)

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> [I never thought that alcohol could ease the notion of the sadness, Now what used to be a happy home done turned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-boi/i-never-thought-that-alcohol-could-ease-the-notion-of-the-sadness-now/)

[Big Boi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-boi/)

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> [“As the sweaty, alcohol fuming bodies press in on me from all directions I decide that my ideal of a good time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-stradling/as-the-sweaty-alcohol-fuming-bodies-press-in-on-me-from-all/)

[Rita Stradling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-stradling/)

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> [I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessie-j/i-m-not-really-the-party-person-i-don-t-become-myself-once-i-m-drunk/)

[Jessie J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessie-j/)

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> [“Alcohol was a great numbing agent. Screw the chocolate and ice cream – I’ll take vodka to heal a broken heart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-snow/alcohol-was-a-great-numbing-agent-screw-the-chocolate-and-ice-cream-i/)

[Tiffany Snow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-snow/)

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> [Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marguerite-duras/alcohol-is-barren-the-words-a-man-speaks-in-the-night-of-drunkenness/)

[Marguerite Duras](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marguerite-duras/)

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> [I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-ll-drink-responsibly-when-there-is-a-brand-of-vodka-named/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When we drink a cup of coffee or spoon heated chicken noodle soup or chili out of a Styrofoam cup, we are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-norris/when-we-drink-a-cup-of-coffee-or-spoon-heated-chicken-noodle-soup-or/)

[Chuck Norris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-norris/)

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> [When I became an adult, I had absolutely nothing against drinking alcohol. Many of my friends drank. I would often make wine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-c-driskell/when-i-became-an-adult-i-had-absolutely-nothing-against-drinking/)

[David C. Driskell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-c-driskell/)

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> [We've got the most prosperous culture in human history and we've also got the biggest spiritual hole in human history. People are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-victor-hansen/we-ve-got-the-most-prosperous-culture-in-human-history-and-we-ve-also/)

[Mark Victor Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-victor-hansen/)

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> [The alcohol had the code and mystery about it as a writer's drug, but I'm glad that's been debunked. But the trouble…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-hannah/the-alcohol-had-the-code-and-mystery-about-it-as-a-writer-s-drug-but/)

[Barry Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-hannah/)

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> [Alcohol may comfort a man until he is sober, but doesnt fill his psychological gaps; it only replaces the lack of God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcia-persaud/alcohol-may-comfort-a-man-until-he-is-sober-but-doesnt-fill-his/)

[Marcia Persaud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcia-persaud/)

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> [One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-harrison/one-of-the-curious-effects-of-a-bad-hangover-is-that-you-think-you-re/)

[Jim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-harrison/)

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> [Some parents let their kids sleep at other people's houses, where they drink alcohol, watch TV for hours and God knows what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-chua/some-parents-let-their-kids-sleep-at-other-people-s-houses-where-they/)

[Amy Chua](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-chua/)

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> [“Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jess-c-scott-2/sex-parties-alcohol-and-drugs-lost-their-appeal-to-sven-after-a-while/)

[Jess C. Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jess-c-scott-2/)

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> [In the dream of approaching forty I saw myself as about to die and realized that I was no longer myself, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cyril-connolly/in-the-dream-of-approaching-forty-i-saw-myself-as-about-to-die-and/)

[Cyril Connolly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cyril-connolly/)

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> [ The medical device tags that are being used \[in the USA\] are a terrible mistake. Why are we taxing people for trying… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-walton/the-medical-device-tags-that-are-being-used-in-the-usa-are-a-terrible/)

[Bill Walton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-walton/)

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> [“I lay in bed that night, a first-time drunkard at seven years of age, pondering the punishment I knew would arrive on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-rice/i-lay-in-bed-that-night-a-first-time-drunkard-at-seven-years-of-age/)

[Mark Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-rice/)

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> [The god entered some women so completely that they became immortal, or very close to it. Bacchus was the god of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/the-god-entered-some-women-so-completely-that-they-became-immortal-or/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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> [Alcohol and drugs are not the problems; they are what people are using to help themselves cope with the problems. Those problems…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-prentiss/alcohol-and-drugs-are-not-the-problems-they-are-what-people-are-using/)

[Chris Prentiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-prentiss/)

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> [“The thought that the Mayan culture managed to calculate the Earth’s passing through the plane of the Milky Way galaxy never failed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jody-summers/the-thought-that-the-mayan-culture-managed-to-calculate-the-earth-s/)

[Jody Summers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jody-summers/)

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> [Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-lee/alcohol-is-like-anything-else-it-s-only-as-bad-as-the-person-it-s/)

[Bill Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-lee/)

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> [Right now one in three teenagers meets the medical criteria for addiction, which is scary. I'm so driven because when I walked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-johnston/right-now-one-in-three-teenagers-meets-the-medical-criteria-for/)

[Kristen Johnston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-johnston/)

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