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title: "Famous Alcohol Qoutes"
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> [Water: You shed tears. Alcohol: You shed fears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-d-dangoor/water-you-shed-tears-alcohol-you-shed-fears/)

[Robert D Dangoor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-d-dangoor/)

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> [Be careful of things like alcohol and drugs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hubert-selby-jr/be-careful-of-things-like-alcohol-and-drugs/)

[Hubert Selby, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hubert-selby-jr/)

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> [The poison came in liquid, she was naked all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-petty/the-poison-came-in-liquid-she-was-naked-all-the-time/)

[Tom Petty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-petty/)

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> [And kissing him is like sucking on alcohol-soaked feet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/and-kissing-him-is-like-sucking-on-alcohol-soaked-feet/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [There are more old drunkards than old doctors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/there-are-more-old-drunkards-than-old-doctors/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/i-m-not-drunk-just-a-little-stoned/)

[Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/)

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> [Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walker-percy/bourbon-does-for-me-what-the-piece-of-cake-did-for-proust/)

[Walker Percy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walker-percy/)

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> [Reality is the illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol..!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simi-ngr/reality-is-the-illusion-that-occurs-due-to-lack-of-alcohol/)

[Simi Ngr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simi-ngr/)

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> [Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/havelock-ellis/civilized-men-arrived-in-the-pacific-armed-with-alcohol-syphilis/)

[Havelock Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/havelock-ellis/)

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> [I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. To hell with the red wine, pour me some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-here-for-a-long-time-i-m-here-for-a-good-time-to-hell-with/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/i-have-very-poor-and-unhappy-brains-for-drinking-i-could-well-wish/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [Just imagine of what you can accomplish??? If you quit listening to the noise!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/giuseppe-prestigiacomo/just-imagine-of-what-you-can-accomplish-if-you-quit-listening-to-the/)

[Giuseppe Prestigiacomo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/giuseppe-prestigiacomo/)

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> [I did mostly alcohol. There were drugs, too - pills - and there was a danger that I would go over the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-did-mostly-alcohol-there-were-drugs-too-pills-and-there-was-a/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-gest/but-when-alcohol-comes-in-start-running-because-there-s-a-demon-there/)

[David Gest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-gest/)

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> [One side of the street is a Church; across the road is a liquor store. Both of 'em keepin us poor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-d/one-side-of-the-street-is-a-church-across-the-road-is-a-liquor-store/)

[Chuck D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-d/)

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> [I don't drink occasionally. I don't drink on the holidays. I don't drink alcohol, period. Not wine, not nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernard-hopkins/i-don-t-drink-occasionally-i-don-t-drink-on-the-holidays-i-don-t/)

[Bernard Hopkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernard-hopkins/)

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> [Legalizing drugs would simultaneously reduce the amount of crime and raise the quality of law enforcement. Can you conceive of any other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-friedman/legalizing-drugs-would-simultaneously-reduce-the-amount-of-crime-and/)

[Milton Friedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-friedman/)

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> [Your body considers alcohol a toxin and will basically stop trying to digest food you ate to get rid of the alcohol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-herman/your-body-considers-alcohol-a-toxin-and-will-basically-stop-trying-to/)

[Scott Herman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-herman/)

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> [“Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate’s hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, “How full was that?” Tate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ella-frank/glancing-at-the-bottle-of-tequila-in-tate-s-hand-logan-questioned/)

[Ella Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ella-frank/)

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> [I got up to all sorts of things when I was a kid, but I've managed to take the excessive alcohol and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-flemyng/i-got-up-to-all-sorts-of-things-when-i-was-a-kid-but-i-ve-managed-to/)

[Jason Flemyng](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-flemyng/)

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> [Once you avoid the things that accelerate aging like smoking, obesity, excessive alcohol consumption, and excessive sun exposure, you've done about as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-jay-olshansky/once-you-avoid-the-things-that-accelerate-aging-like-smoking-obesity/)

[S. Jay Olshansky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-jay-olshansky/)

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> [I'm very happy by myself--I'm lucky in that way--if I've got enough to read and something to write about and a bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/i-m-very-happy-by-myself-i-m-lucky-in-that-way-if-i-ve-got-enough-to/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-james/the-sway-of-alcohol-over-mankind-is-unquestionably-due-to-its-power/)

[William James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-james/)

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> [There is no place in "our Army" for those who sexually harass or intimidate others, or whose use of alcohol or drugs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-e-morrell/there-is-no-place-in-our-army-for-those-who-sexually-harass-or/)

[Glen E. Morrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-e-morrell/)

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> [I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-think-the-warning-labels-on-alcoholic-beverages-are-too-bland-they-2/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I never wanted to be the guy people looked at. I felt I could only be myself when I was alone, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-never-wanted-to-be-the-guy-people-looked-at-i-felt-i-could-only-be/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [There's a lot of music nowadays with people singing about how amazing their clothes are and how incredible their shoes are and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-blunt/there-s-a-lot-of-music-nowadays-with-people-singing-about-how-amazing/)

[James Blunt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-blunt/)

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> [The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/the-idea-that-the-creative-endeavor-and-mind-altering-substances-are/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/things-have-been-invented-because-of-alcohol-like-the-taser-okay-yeah/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [“Like a great fool, I went ashore with them, and they gave me some cursed stuff they called gin, - such blasphemy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-john-trelawny/like-a-great-fool-i-went-ashore-with-them-and-they-gave-me-some/)

[Edward John Trelawny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-john-trelawny/)

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> [I remember I thought I should become a doctor, even though I had no talent for science whatsoever. Then of course, until…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-auster/i-remember-i-thought-i-should-become-a-doctor-even-though-i-had-no/)

[Paul Auster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-auster/)

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> [In the early days I was incredibly creative and productive - I loved the research trips, I loved the creation and finding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-galliano/in-the-early-days-i-was-incredibly-creative-and-productive-i-loved/)

[John Galliano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-galliano/)

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> [Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seneca-the-younger/drunkenness-does-not-create-vice-it-merely-brings-it-into-view/)

[Seneca the Younger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seneca-the-younger/)

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> [If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/if-you-drink-enough-beer-everything-turns-in-to-a-bed/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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> [Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-castellaneta/alcohol-is-the-cause-and-the-solution-to-many-of-life-s-problems/)

[Dan Castellaneta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-castellaneta/)

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> [Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/reality-is-an-illusion-that-occurs-due-to-the-lack-of-alcohol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/triple-h/alcohol-does-kill-brain-cells-because-you-ve-lost-it/)

[Triple H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/triple-h/)

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> [“Everyone has his alcohol. To exist is alcohol enough for me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fernando-pessoa/everyone-has-his-alcohol-to-exist-is-alcohol-enough-for-me/)

[Fernando Pessoa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fernando-pessoa/)

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> [I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/i-m-only-a-beer-teetotaller-not-a-champagne-teetotaller/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [Love is just a temporary cure for alcoholism. -D.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-michael-hardy/love-is-just-a-temporary-cure-for-alcoholism-d/)

[D Michael Hardy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-michael-hardy/)

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                        "text": "Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.",
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                        "text": "“Like a great fool, I went ashore with them, and they gave me some cursed stuff they called gin, - such blasphemy I never heard! At first when they told me they had set up a great distillery of gin, I thought them very useful, clever, good men; for you know, captain, any nation might be converted by hollands; -but this was the unchristianest beastliest liquor I ever tasted, and it made me - as I feel now. Yet the foolish, idiot-people of the island think it very good, because it makes them mad-drunk, and they believe Heaven sent it; but it made me believe the devil had got amongst them.”",
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