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title: "Famous Alcohol Proverbs"
description: "Browse 1,953 Alcohol quotes by 1,306 authors. Discover the best Alcohol sayings and thoughts."
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> [Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-ellis/drinking-is-fun-it-makes-me-feel-horrible-and-sexy/)

[Warren Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-ellis/)

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> [What's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burreezzzyyyy/what-s-a-nice-girl-like-me-doing-without-a-drink-in-her-hand/)

Burreezzzyyyy

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> [I think we have a problem with how we treat people and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-garraway/i-think-we-have-a-problem-with-how-we-treat-people-and-alcohol/)

[Kate Garraway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-garraway/)

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> [Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-pun/snorting-cocaine-is-like-feeding-pork-to-the-brain/)

[Big Pun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-pun/)

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> [The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/the-best-way-to-avoid-a-hangover-is-to-stay-drunk/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

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> [Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/do-you-feel-your-best-when-your-strung-out-on-your-morphine-and-meth/)

[Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/)

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> [WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/weaker-sex-the-kind-you-have-after-the-kids-have-worn-you-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Christianity, alcohol the two great means of corruption.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/christianity-alcohol-the-two-great-means-of-corruption/)

[Friedrich Nietzsche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friedrich-nietzsche/)

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> [I was used to hanging out late after playing a gig - you mix adrenaline with alcohol and you can stay up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vile/i-was-used-to-hanging-out-late-after-playing-a-gig-you-mix-adrenaline/)

[Kurt Vile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vile/)

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> [“I want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-casey/i-want-a-new-liver-to-replace-my-heart-um-why-because-then-i-could/)

[L.A. Casey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-casey/)

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> [I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-swear-alcohol-always-has-to-be-involved-for-people-to-have-a-good/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'd get very nervous and uncomfortable in social situations and the only way I could feel at all normal was, well, to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-d-get-very-nervous-and-uncomfortable-in-social-situations-and-the/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [Look into the windows of my soul. The eyes never lie, they bloodshot red.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curtis-jackson/look-into-the-windows-of-my-soul-the-eyes-never-lie-they-bloodshot-red/)

[Curtis Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curtis-jackson/)

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> [Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-acocella/alcohol-may-also-persuade-us-that-we-have-found-the-truth-about-life/)

[Joan Acocella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-acocella/)

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> [My body is weird. I can't drink strong drinks. I can't even drink cough medicine - I used to cry when my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rahim-moore/my-body-is-weird-i-can-t-drink-strong-drinks-i-can-t-even-drink-cough/)

[Rahim Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rahim-moore/)

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> [I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-pryor/i-had-to-stop-drinkin-cuz-i-got-tired-of-waking-up-in-my-car-driving/)

[Richard Pryor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-pryor/)

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> [The parties happen when we book the studio. That's a safe place. Get alcohol, food, girls, homies, and have these small listening…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dj-quik/the-parties-happen-when-we-book-the-studio-that-s-a-safe-place-get/)

[DJ Quik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dj-quik/)

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> [Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/wouldn-t-it-be-terrible-if-i-quoted-some-reliable-statistics-which/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [Crackling Rosie make me smile. God, if it lasts for an hour that's alright, to set the world right. Find us a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-diamond/crackling-rosie-make-me-smile-god-if-it-lasts-for-an-hour-that-s/)

[Neil Diamond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-diamond/)

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> [Terrorism kills far fewer people than cigarettes, or alcohol, or car accidents. But we don't see ourselves restructuring society and lives in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-snowden/terrorism-kills-far-fewer-people-than-cigarettes-or-alcohol-or-car/)

[Edward Snowden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-snowden/)

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> [For more than a decade, Novartis spent hundreds of millions of dollars on so-called speaker programs, including speaking fees, exorbitant meals, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/audrey-strauss/for-more-than-a-decade-novartis-spent-hundreds-of-millions-of-dollars/)

[Audrey Strauss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/audrey-strauss/)

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> [I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-lasorda/i-walk-into-the-clubhouse-today-and-it-s-like-walking-into-the-mayo/)

[Tommy Lasorda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-lasorda/)

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> [No political party can ever make prohibition effective. A political party implies an adverse, an opposing, political party. To enforce criminal statutes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-political-party-can-ever-make-prohibition-effective-a-political/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/drugs-and-alcohol-were-ruling-my-life-i-made-a-lot-of-bad-decisions/)

[Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/)

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> [Nothing is more often misdiagnosed than our homesickness for Heaven. We think that what we want is sex, drugs, alcohol, a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-alcorn/nothing-is-more-often-misdiagnosed-than-our-homesickness-for-heaven/)

[Randy Alcorn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-alcorn/)

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> [“Farrell had seen pure white drunkenness before, but not often enough to recognize it at sight. He knew the thing itself, however--the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-s-beagle/farrell-had-seen-pure-white-drunkenness-before-but-not-often-enough/)

[Peter S. Beagle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-s-beagle/)

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> [“I order six shots. I drink the first shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha for 120 seconds. I drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saravana-kumar-murugan/i-order-six-shots-i-drink-the-first-shot-with-lemon-and-salt-and-talk/)

[Saravana Kumar Murugan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saravana-kumar-murugan/)

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> [I know we promised Haymitch, we'd do exactly what they said, but I don't think he considered this angle.' 'Where is Haymitch,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/i-know-we-promised-haymitch-we-d-do-exactly-what-they-said-but-i-don/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

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> [It is no defense of superstition and pseudoscience to say that it brings solace and comfort to people. . . . If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-asimov/it-is-no-defense-of-superstition-and-pseudoscience-to-say-that-it/)

[Isaac Asimov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-asimov/)

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> [Thousands of years people have taken drugs, whether it's alcohol, which was invented about 5,000 years ago. People have been using that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mick-jagger/thousands-of-years-people-have-taken-drugs-whether-it-s-alcohol-which/)

[Mick Jagger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mick-jagger/)

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> [I believe capitalism is dying a slow death right now, as you can see with the recession and with the credit crunch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anjem-choudary/i-believe-capitalism-is-dying-a-slow-death-right-now-as-you-can-see/)

[Anjem Choudary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anjem-choudary/)

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> [I did a little bit of cocaine in the Eighties, courtesy of John Belushi, but fortunately I didn’t like it. But I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-garner/i-did-a-little-bit-of-cocaine-in-the-eighties-courtesy-of-john/)

[James Garner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-garner/)

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> [“I don't like to abuse alcohol-anything you abuse will abuse you back.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michka-assayas/i-don-t-like-to-abuse-alcohol-anything-you-abuse-will-abuse-you-back/)

[Michka Assayas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michka-assayas/)

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> [Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/cigarettes-and-coffee-an-alcoholic-s-best-friend/)

[Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/)

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> [Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/zen-martini-a-martini-with-no-vermouth-at-all-and-no-gin-either/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/top-bunk-where-you-should-never-put-a-child-wearing-superman-jammies/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I spent a whole year in 'Spamalot' and didn't have one drop of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-waddingham/i-spent-a-whole-year-in-spamalot-and-didn-t-have-one-drop-of-alcohol/)

[Hannah Waddingham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-waddingham/)

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> [Alcohol does not solve problems but becomes a problem in itself](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-abraham/alcohol-does-not-solve-problems-but-becomes-a-problem-in-itself/)

[Amit Abraham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-abraham/)

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> [“Ah, alcohol. The cause and solution to all of life’s problems”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johan-twiss/ah-alcohol-the-cause-and-solution-to-all-of-life-s-problems/)

[Johan Twiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johan-twiss/)

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> [Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-hardwick/alcohol-is-like-pouring-smiles-on-your-brain/)

[Chris Hardwick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-hardwick/)

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                        "text": "No political party can ever make prohibition effective. A political party implies an adverse, an opposing, political party. To enforce criminal statutes implies substantial unanimity in the community. This is the result of the jury system. Hence the futility of party prohibition.",
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                        "text": "Nothing is more often misdiagnosed than our homesickness for Heaven. We think that what we want is sex, drugs, alcohol, a new job, a raise, a doctorate, a spouse, a large-screen television, a new car, a cabin in the woods, a condo in Hawaii. What we really want is the person we were made for, Jesus, and the place we were made for, Heaven. Nothing less can satisfy us.",
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                        "text": "“Farrell had seen pure white drunkenness before, but not often enough to recognize it at sight. He knew the thing itself, however--the freight train rattling and lurching comically from hilarity to slobbering sorrow, picking up speed as it passed through wild, aimless anger straight on into wild sickness; and then, running smoothly and almost silently now, into a dark place of shaking and sweating and crying, and out again with no warning to where a dazzling snowy light made everything very still.”",
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                        "text": "“I order six shots. I drink the first shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha for 120 seconds. I drink the second shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha and our love for 90 seconds. I drink the third shot with lemon and talk about future plans with wedding for 60 seconds. I drink the fourth and blabber for 30 seconds. I drink the fifth, I speak in a language no one can understand for ten seconds or less. I fall down. When I open my eyes, I see Diwa helping me sit in the car and put on the seat belt. I am knocked out.”",
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                        "text": "I know we promised Haymitch, we'd do exactly what they said, but I don't think he considered this angle.' 'Where is Haymitch, anyway? Isn't he supposed to protect us from this sort of thing?' says Peeta. 'With all that alcohol in him, it's probably not advisable to have him around an open flame,' I say.",
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                        "text": "It is no defense of superstition and pseudoscience to say that it brings solace and comfort to people. . . . If solace and comfort are how we judge the worth of something, then consider that tobacco brings solace and comfort to smokers; alcohol brings it to drinkers; drugs of all kinds bring it to addicts; the fall of cards and the run of horses bring it to gamblers; cruelty and violence bring it to sociopaths. Judge by solace and comfort only and there is no behavior we ought to interfere with.",
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                        "text": "I did a little bit of cocaine in the Eighties, courtesy of John Belushi, but fortunately I didn’t like it. But I smoked marijuana for 50 years and I don’t know where I’d be without it. It opened my mind and now it eases my arthritis. After decades of research I’ve concluded that marijuana should be legal and alcohol illegal.",
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                        "text": "“I don't like to abuse alcohol-anything you abuse will abuse you back.”",
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