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title: "Famous Alcohol Wisdom"
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> [“Caution: Drinking is not good for the phone and Twitter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-abraham/caution-drinking-is-not-good-for-the-phone-and-twitter/)

[Amit Abraham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-abraham/)

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> [The smallest quantity of alcohol scares away novel ideas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hermann-von-helmholtz/the-smallest-quantity-of-alcohol-scares-away-novel-ideas/)

[Hermann von Helmholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hermann-von-helmholtz/)

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> [I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penn-jillette/i-ve-never-had-a-drink-of-alcohol-or-any-drug-in-my-life/)

[Penn Jillette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penn-jillette/)

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> [I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/waylon-jennings/i-sat-at-a-bar-having-a-beer-trying-to-hold-down-the-stool/)

[Waylon Jennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/waylon-jennings/)

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> [“You're a bad man who made her pound a shot of Jäger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yuhta-nishio/you-re-a-bad-man-who-made-her-pound-a-shot-of-j-ger/)

[Yuhta Nishio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yuhta-nishio/)

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> [I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-steele/i-m-a-big-fan-of-the-effects-of-alcohol/)

[Peter Steele](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-steele/)

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> [I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bare-naked-ladies/i-love-you-more-than-i-did-the-week-before-i-discovered-alcohol/)

[Bare Naked Ladies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bare-naked-ladies/)

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> [Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/alcohol-may-be-mans-worst-enemy-but-the-bible-says-love-your-enemy/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/no-nation-is-drunken-where-wine-is-cheap-and-none-sober-where-the/)

[Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jefferson/)

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> [Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/burgundy-makes-you-think-of-silly-things-bordeaux-makes-you-talk/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/macduff-what-three-things-does-drink-especially-provoke-porter-marry/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-have-a-question-is-it-okay-to-drink-while-you-re-pregnant-if-you-re/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [I know this might be broadcast broadly. But I'm 52 years old, and I'm going to admit to you that I've never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-stevenson/i-know-this-might-be-broadcast-broadly-but-i-m-52-years-old-and-i-m/)

[Bryan Stevenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-stevenson/)

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> [“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/i-m-more-than-a-few-neurons-shy-of-a-synapse-right-now-and-it-feels/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/father-s-day-when-you-get-that-lethal-combination-of-alcohol-and-new/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/persia/alcohol-because-no-good-story-starts-with-so-this-one-time-i-was/)

[Persia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/persia/)

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> [I used and abused drugs and alcohol. When I stopped doing that it became a lot clearer that life goes from inside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-kubrick/i-used-and-abused-drugs-and-alcohol-when-i-stopped-doing-that-it/)

[Stanley Kubrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-kubrick/)

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> [Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ike-barinholtz/theres-nothing-like-taking-two-flights-when-you-have-a-horrible/)

[Ike Barinholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ike-barinholtz/)

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> [O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou has no name to be known by, let us call thee devil…O God, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/o-thou-invisible-spirit-of-wine-if-thou-has-no-name-to-be-known-by/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merle-haggard/we-don-t-smoke-marijuana-in-muskogee-we-don-t-take-trips-on-lsd-we/)

[Merle Haggard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merle-haggard/)

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> [Milton has carefully marked in his Satan the intense selfishness, the alcohol of egotism, which would rather reign in hell than serve…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-taylor-coleridge/milton-has-carefully-marked-in-his-satan-the-intense-selfishness-the/)

[Samuel Taylor Coleridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-taylor-coleridge/)

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> [Unlimited power is worse for the average person than unlimited alcohol; and the resulting intoxication is more damaging for others. Very few…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lyon-phelps/unlimited-power-is-worse-for-the-average-person-than-unlimited/)

[William Lyon Phelps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lyon-phelps/)

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> [“That first drunk, first high, first sexual encounter, those feelings of first are the most intense, the best remembered, always impossible to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-donner/that-first-drunk-first-high-first-sexual-encounter-those-feelings-of/)

[Justin Donner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-donner/)

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> [Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-beam-piper/take-a-drink-because-you-pity-yourself-and-then-the-drink-pities-you/)

[H. Beam Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-beam-piper/)

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> [I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/i-experimented-with-drugs-and-i-experimented-with-everything-that/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [When you have to face up to the fact that marriage to the man you love is really over, that's very tough,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ava-gardner/when-you-have-to-face-up-to-the-fact-that-marriage-to-the-man-you/)

[Ava Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ava-gardner/)

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> [“This is a book about alcohol; you can practically smell the gin coming off the pages, the lime, hear the ice clinking,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-haines/this-is-a-book-about-alcohol-you-can-practically-smell-the-gin-coming/)

[Seth Haines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-haines/)

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> [Have you ever known an alcoholic, a cigarette smoker, or a heroin user to be rational when it came to alcohol, cigarettes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-yourofsky/have-you-ever-known-an-alcoholic-a-cigarette-smoker-or-a-heroin-user/)

[Gary Yourofsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-yourofsky/)

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> [“My first incident drinking alcohol occurred after a 2-month period in which I stole wine coolers and beers from my parents and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-scott-gorrell/my-first-incident-drinking-alcohol-occurred-after-a-2-month-period-in/)

[Brandon Scott Gorrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-scott-gorrell/)

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> [Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-duncan-silkworth/men-and-women-drink-essentially-because-they-like-the-effect-produced-2/)

[William Duncan Silkworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-duncan-silkworth/)

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> [It is so easy in this world to forget yourself or what you are here to assist with. So many either are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-treadwell/it-is-so-easy-in-this-world-to-forget-yourself-or-what-you-are-here/)

[Timothy Treadwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-treadwell/)

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> [The most natural way you would attempt to cope with something inside you that is affecting your moods and your energy levels…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-fry/the-most-natural-way-you-would-attempt-to-cope-with-something-inside/)

[Stephen Fry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-fry/)

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> [Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol; that's part of society.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-lee-curtis/kids-are-going-to-try-drugs-and-alcohol-that-s-part-of-society/)

[Jamie Lee Curtis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-lee-curtis/)

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> [Alcohol gives the answer, but I forgot the question](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/alcohol-gives-the-answer-but-i-forgot-the-question/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [“I have taken more from alcohol than alcohol has ever taken from me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/i-have-taken-more-from-alcohol-than-alcohol-has-ever-taken-from-me/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/gotta-love-alcohol-and-sex-hormones/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [Time heals everything, but for the impatient, there is alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/time-heals-everything-but-for-the-impatient-there-is-alcohol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Major third complications can be overcome by lots of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-van-halen/major-third-complications-can-be-overcome-by-lots-of-alcohol/)

[Eddie Van Halen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-van-halen/)

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> [Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rihanna/alcohol-is-the-devil-and-i-need-chinese-food/)

[Rihanna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rihanna/)

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> [I would never have discovered alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-strickland/i-would-never-have-discovered-alcohol/)

[David Strickland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-strickland/)

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                        "text": "I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering schools and destroying a room. But I finally got to a point where I looked around and said, \"This is not getting me anywhere. I'm stagnating with these guys.\" They were getting drunk and high every weekend. I got out.",
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                        "text": "When you have to face up to the fact that marriage to the man you love is really over, that's very tough, sheer agony. In that kind of harrowing situation, I always go away and cut myself off from the world. Also, I sober up immediately when there is genuine bad news in my life; I never face it with alcohol in my brain. I just rented a house in Palm Springs and sat there and just suffered for a couple of weeks. I suffered there until I was strong enough to face it.",
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                        "text": "“This is a book about alcohol; you can practically smell the gin coming off the pages, the lime, hear the ice clinking, the crack of the new bottle opening. But it’s not a book about alcohol. It’s about whatever thing you use to cover over the pain—sex, food, shopping, perfectionism, cleaning, drugs—whatever you hold out like an armor to protect yourself instead of allowing yourself and your broken heart to be fully seen and fully tended to by God.”",
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                        "text": "Have you ever known an alcoholic, a cigarette smoker, or a heroin user to be rational when it came to alcohol, cigarettes, or heroin? Of course not. And there is NO such thing as a rational - or ethical - meat, dairy, egg and honey-eater when it comes to animal issues and whether humans should be enslaving, murdering and eating animals, or using them as test subjects, clothing and entertainment.",
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                        "text": "“My first incident drinking alcohol occurred after a 2-month period in which I stole wine coolers and beers from my parents and hid them in different places around my room. I was 14 years old, in eighth grade. I invited a friend over one night after I had stolen enough. After 2 wine coolers the friend interrupted me, saying, \"Hold on,\" and vomited into a trash can. I vomited a lot into the toilet. The next day, like a dumbass, I put the empty wine cooler and beer bottles in our outside garbage bin without trying to cover them. My dad caught me as a result, but hid it from my mom for unknown reasons.”",
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                        "text": "Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit it is injurious, they cannot after a time differentiate the true from the false. To them, their alcoholic life seems the only normal one. They are restless, irritable, and discontented, unless they can again experience the sense of ease and comfort which comes at once by taking a few drinks-drinks which they see others taking with impunity.",
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                        "text": "It is so easy in this world to forget yourself or what you are here to assist with. So many either are consumed by their 'issues' or they get themselves so 'stoned' from drugs and alcohol that they are not fully aware of who they are. Myself together with all of the dimensions are here to assist each and every human who is currently experiencing this as themselves. We are to stand before each of you and show you your own worth, who you truly are and that the time to stand up has arrived!",
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