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title: "Famous Alcohol Thoughts"
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> [Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimi-hendrix/have-you-ever-been-experienced-not-necessarily-stoned-but-beautiful/)

[Jimi Hendrix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimi-hendrix/)

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> [“Rather a drink be my master than a man.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pierce-brown/rather-a-drink-be-my-master-than-a-man/)

[Pierce Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pierce-brown/)

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> [Drugs, alcohol and ego. They are a bad mix.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-dokken/drugs-alcohol-and-ego-they-are-a-bad-mix/)

[Don Dokken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-dokken/)

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> [SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/show-off-a-child-who-is-more-talented-than-yours/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michaela-haze/if-you-drink-anymore-you-re-going-to-be-positively-flammable/)

[Michaela Haze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michaela-haze/)

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> [WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/warning-the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-cause-you-to-think-you-can-sing/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyan-douglas/drugs-and-alcohol-can-be-so-destructive/)

[Kyan Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyan-douglas/)

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> [Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-sitwell/another-little-drink-wouldn-t-do-us-any-harm/)

[Edith Sitwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-sitwell/)

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> [ Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs \[than marijuana\]. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-machat/cigarettes-and-alcohol-are-much-stronger-gateway-drugs-than-marijuana/)

[Steven Machat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-machat/)

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> [Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-ronson/friends-are-the-fruitcake-of-life-some-nutty-some-soaked-in-alcohol/)

[Jon Ronson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-ronson/)

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> [I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-leary/i-would-never-do-crack-i-would-never-do-a-drug-named-after-a-part-of/)

[Denis Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-leary/)

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> [Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-levine/only-irish-coffee-provides-in-a-single-glass-all-four-essential-food/)

[Alex Levine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-levine/)

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> [I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/i-m-only-a-beer-teetotaler-not-a-champagne-teetotaler-i-don-t-like/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/i-think-a-man-ought-to-get-drunk-at-least-twice-a-year-just-on/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wonder-what-the-blood-alcohol-level-is-of-all-these-mosquitos-that/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gaspar-noe/on-an-everyday-level-i-use-alcohol-and-drugs-in-general-mostly-to-be/)

[Gaspar Noe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gaspar-noe/)

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> [I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it made sense…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-ford/i-think-once-i-made-up-my-mind-that-i-was-allergic-to-alcohol-and/)

[Betty Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-ford/)

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> [Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-brinsley-sheridan/here-s-to-the-maiden-of-bashful-fifteen-here-s-to-the-widow-of-fifty/)

[Richard Brinsley Sheridan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-brinsley-sheridan/)

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> [“Years of alcohol can do that to a person, make him dead but not departed, make him indelible to those who have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monique-truong/years-of-alcohol-can-do-that-to-a-person-make-him-dead-but-not/)

[Monique Truong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monique-truong/)

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> [I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimi-hendrix/i-get-stoned-i-can-t-get-home-i-m-calling-long-distance-on-a-public/)

[Jimi Hendrix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimi-hendrix/)

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> [Most of the people we see don't want to live in a shelter and feel save in their own little camp. Experience…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-gallagher-jr/most-of-the-people-we-see-don-t-want-to-live-in-a-shelter-and-feel/)

[John Gallagher, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-gallagher-jr/)

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> [Of all men the drunkard is the foulest. The thief when he is not stealing is like another. The extortioner does not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/of-all-men-the-drunkard-is-the-foulest-the-thief-when-he-is-not/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [I know something about dread myself, and appreciate the elaborate systems with which some people fill the void, appreciate all the opiates…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-didion/i-know-something-about-dread-myself-and-appreciate-the-elaborate/)

[Joan Didion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-didion/)

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> [During the Civil War, on hearing complaints that Gen. Ulysses S. Grant drank alcohol to excess Find out what Grant drinks and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/during-the-civil-war-on-hearing-complaints-that-gen-ulysses-s-grant/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [Stillness empowers. Being able to detach from all external stimulants - social media, social engagements, TV, alcohol, food, etc. - and face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/romany-malco/stillness-empowers-being-able-to-detach-from-all-external-stimulants/)

[Romany Malco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/romany-malco/)

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> [I was like one of those newspapers, those periodicals. There's all different kinds of alcoholics. There's the everyday kind: that's the consistent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/van-morrison/i-was-like-one-of-those-newspapers-those-periodicals-there-s-all/)

[Van Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/van-morrison/)

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> [“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk." Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fletcher-pratt/need-nother-whiskey-whiskey-chaser-gotta-get-two-men-drunk-mr-cohan/)

[Fletcher Pratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fletcher-pratt/)

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> [“AA purports to be open to anyone, as it is stated in Tradition Tree, "The only requirement for AA membership is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-prentiss/aa-purports-to-be-open-to-anyone-as-it-is-stated-in-tradition-tree/)

[Chris Prentiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-prentiss/)

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> [“He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/he-seemed-to-be-lying-on-the-bed-he-could-not-see-very-well-her/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was the press…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clint-eastwood/at-waco-was-there-really-an-urgency-to-get-those-people-out-of-the/)

[Clint Eastwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clint-eastwood/)

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> [“Their wine was probably the best I’d ever had, and I was quickly coming to the conclusion that the creation of alcohol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terra-whiteman/their-wine-was-probably-the-best-i-d-ever-had-and-i-was-quickly/)

[Terra Whiteman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terra-whiteman/)

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> [I think the scariest addiction on this planet is to alcohol. Because alcohol is a very addictive drug, and it ruins families,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-molko/i-think-the-scariest-addiction-on-this-planet-is-to-alcohol-because/)

[Brian Molko](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-molko/)

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> [When the wine goes in, strange things come out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-the-wine-goes-in-strange-things-come-out/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/alcohol-is-the-anesthesia-by-which-we-endure-the-operation-of-life/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-rogers/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have-a-bible-to-lean-on/)

[Adrian Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-rogers/)

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> [“Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/liver-failure-is-the-easiest-way-to-say-no-to-alcohol/)

[Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/)

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> [ \[Political movements\] both favor alcohol and are against pot. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/political-movements-both-favor-alcohol-and-are-against-pot/)

[William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/)

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> [I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-burton/i-have-to-think-hard-to-name-an-interesting-man-who-does-not-drink/)

[Richard Burton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-burton/)

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> [I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-huston/i-prefer-to-think-that-god-is-not-dead-just-drunk/)

[John Huston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-huston/)

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> [“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/alcohol-is-evil-until-your-loved-one-gets-employed-by-a-brewery/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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                        "text": "“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk.\" Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. \"Mr. Walsh,\" he said severely, \"in Gavagan's we will serve a man a drink to wet his whistle, or even because his old woman has pasted him with a dornick, but a drink to get drunk with I do not sell. Now I'm telling you you've had enough for tonight, and in the morning you'll be thanking me...\" (\"My Brother's Keeper\")”",
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                        "text": "“AA purports to be open to anyone, as it is stated in Tradition Tree, \"The only requirement for AA membership is a desire to stop drinking,\" but it isn't open to everyone. It's open only to those who are willing to publicly declare themselves to be alcoholics or addicts and who are willing to give up their inherent right of independence by declaring themselves powerless over addictive drugs and alcohol, as stated in Step One, \"We admitted we are powerless over alcohol- that our lives had become unmanageable.”",
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                        "text": "“He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned over him as he sprawled there. “‘How about my present?’ she demanded, half wheedling, half menacing. “Never mind that now. To work! Come here. Not a bad mouth. Come here. Come closer. Ah! “No. No use. Impossible. The will but not the way. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Try again. No. The booze, it must be. See Macbeth. One last try. No, no use. Not this evening, I’m afraid. “All right, Dora, don’t you worry. You’ll get your two quid all right. We aren’t paying by results. “He made a clumsy gesture. ‘Here, give us that bottle. That bottle off the dressing-table.’ “Dora brought it. Ah, that’s better. That at least doesn’t fail.”",
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                        "text": "At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was the press going to make it look heroic for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms? At Ruby Ridge, there was one guy in a cabin at the top of the mountain. Was it necessary for federal agents to go up there and shoot a 14-year-old in the back and shoot a woman with a child in her arms? What kind of mentality does that?",
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