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title: "Famous Alcohol Lines"
description: "Browse 1,953 Alcohol quotes by 1,306 authors. Discover the best Alcohol sayings and thoughts."
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> [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [“You're like an alcohol in my veins.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-s-king/you-re-like-an-alcohol-in-my-veins/)

[A.S. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-s-king/)

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> [Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-groening/here-s-to-alcohol-the-cause-of-and-answer-to-all-of-life-s-problems/)

[Matt Groening](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-groening/)

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> [I do like to have fun. I don't need alcohol to have fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rima-fakih/i-do-like-to-have-fun-i-don-t-need-alcohol-to-have-fun/)

[Rima Fakih](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rima-fakih/)

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> [He gets his courage from the can, it makes him feel like a man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-johnson/he-gets-his-courage-from-the-can-it-makes-him-feel-like-a-man/)

[Jack Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-johnson/)

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> [Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ovid/wine-gives-courage-and-makes-men-more-apt-for-passion/)

[Ovid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ovid/)

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> [Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-w/seeing-is-believing-to-most-families-who-have-lived-with-a-drinker/)

[Bill W](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-w/)

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> [I've seen the needle and the damage done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-young/i-ve-seen-the-needle-and-the-damage-done/)

[Neil Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-young/)

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> [Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/summer-drinking-rule-number-5-if-you-bring-alcohol-to-a-party-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-sean/ok-now-where-that-alcohol-you-aint-even-got-to-ask-cause-imma-drink/)

[Big Sean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-sean/)

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> [I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-daly/i-never-had-any-alcohol-on-the-golf-course-that-i-remember-except-for/)

[John Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-daly/)

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> [Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/love-makes-the-world-go-round-but-alcohol-makes-it-go-round-twice-as/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/even-though-a-number-of-people-have-tried-no-one-has-yet-found-a-way/)

[Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/)

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> [People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiran/people-say-i-have-a-drinking-problem-i-have-no-problem-i-drink-i-get/)

[Kiran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiran/)

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> [Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-frampton/woke-up-this-morning-with-a-wine-glass-in-my-hand-who-s-wine-what/)

[Peter Frampton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-frampton/)

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> [“The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-joyce/the-light-music-of-whisky-falling-into-glasses-made-an-agreeable/)

[James Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-joyce/)

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> [Wine sets even a thoughtful man to singing, or sets him into softly laughing, sets him to dancing. Sometimes it tosses out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer/wine-sets-even-a-thoughtful-man-to-singing-or-sets-him-into-softly/)

[Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer/)

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> [“Wine enhances your beauty by making others look at you differently. Well, so long as they are the ones drinking it. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/wine-enhances-your-beauty-by-making-others-look-at-you-differently/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/it-provokes-the-desire-but-it-takes-away-the-performance-therefore/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-when-you-leave-your-house-you-are-followed/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xavier-becerra/according-to-teenage-research-unlimited-51-percent-of-13-15-year-olds/)

[Xavier Becerra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xavier-becerra/)

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> [I've written a lot about drugs and alcohol. I wouldn't say it's because we've gotten bigger or anything, but I kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-finn/i-ve-written-a-lot-about-drugs-and-alcohol-i-wouldn-t-say-it-s/)

[Craig Finn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-finn/)

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> [I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-buffett/i-ve-always-found-drugs-and-alcohol-somewhat-pedestrian-it-s-like-i/)

[Jimmy Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-buffett/)

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> [You have the upmost amount of energy because you're not just having a cocktail at the end of the night. You're actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-farrell/you-have-the-upmost-amount-of-energy-because-you-re-not-just-having-a/)

[Colin Farrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-farrell/)

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> [Aging happy and well, instead of sad and sick, is at least under some personal control. We have considerable control over our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-vaillant/aging-happy-and-well-instead-of-sad-and-sick-is-at-least-under-some/)

[George Vaillant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-vaillant/)

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> [Good conversation can leave you more exhilarated than alcohol; more refreshed than the theater or a concert. It can bring you entertainment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-sarnoff/good-conversation-can-leave-you-more-exhilarated-than-alcohol-more/)

[Dorothy Sarnoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-sarnoff/)

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> [“To begin with, there is an almost compulsive promiscuity associated with homosexual behavior. 75% of homosexual men have more than 100 sexual…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lane-craig/to-begin-with-there-is-an-almost-compulsive-promiscuity-associated/)

[William Lane Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lane-craig/)

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> [I meant that people will take anything that gives them a lift, whether it's alcohol or cocaine or the consciousness-expanding drugs or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/i-meant-that-people-will-take-anything-that-gives-them-a-lift-whether/)

[William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/)

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> [Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/syntific/three-guys-are-drinking-in-a-bar-when-a-drunk-comes-in-staggers-up-to/)

[Syntific](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/syntific/)

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> [I am drawn to people that are not going to shy away from the very dark, scary stuff of the human condition…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/i-am-drawn-to-people-that-are-not-going-to-shy-away-from-the-very/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-mccaskill/some-of-the-morays-have-held-on-when-i-was-in-school-i-remember/)

[Claire McCaskill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-mccaskill/)

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> [“There was something ghost-like and insubstantial about gases to these early chemists. They called liquids that turned into gases easily, "spirits." Methyl…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-asimov/there-was-something-ghost-like-and-insubstantial-about-gases-to-these/)

[Isaac Asimov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-asimov/)

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> [Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seneca-the-younger/drunkenness-is-simply-voluntary-insanity/)

[Seneca the Younger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seneca-the-younger/)

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> [ALCOHOL, Because no good story starts with that one time I ate a salad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/alcohol-because-no-good-story-starts-with-that-one-time-i-ate-a-salad/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/it-provokes-the-desire-but-it-takes-away-the-performance/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [It was a lazy community of mutual disinterest and alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ginn-hale/it-was-a-lazy-community-of-mutual-disinterest-and-alcohol/)

[Ginn Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ginn-hale/)

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> [“There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-livesey/there-is-more-food-in-a-pennyworth-of-bread-than-in-a-gallon-of-ale/)

[Joseph Livesey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-livesey/)

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> [Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snoop-dogg/rolling-down-the-street-smoking-indo-sippin-on-gin-and-juice/)

[Snoop Dogg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snoop-dogg/)

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> [I drink so the others become interesting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-jean-nathan/i-drink-so-the-others-become-interesting/)

[George Jean Nathan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-jean-nathan/)

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> [Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-ever-talk-to-your-ex-while-drunk-booze-has-information-in-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "“To begin with, there is an almost compulsive promiscuity associated with homosexual behavior. 75% of homosexual men have more than 100 sexual partners during their lifetime. More than half of these partners are strangers. Only 8% of homosexual men and 7% of homosexual women ever have relationships lasting more than three years. Nobody knows the reason for this strange, obsessive promiscuity. It may be that homosexuals are trying to satisfy a deep psychological need by sexual encounters, and it just is not fulfilling. Male homosexuals average over 20 partners a year. According to Dr. Schmidt, The number of homosexual men who experience anything like lifelong fidelity becomes, statistically speaking, almost meaningless. Promiscuity among homosexual men is not a mere stereotype, and it is not merely the majority experience—it is virtually the only experience. Lifelong faithfulness is almost non-existent in the homosexual experience. Associated with this compulsive promiscuity is widespread drug use by homosexuals to heighten their sexual experiences. Homosexuals in general are three times as likely to be problem drinkers as the general population. Studies show that 47% of male homosexuals have a history of alcohol abuse and 51% have a history of drug abuse. There is a direct correlation between the number of partners and the amount of drugs consumed. Moreover, according to Schmidt, “There is overwhelming evidence that certain mental disorders occur with much higher frequency among homosexuals.” For example, 40% of homosexual men have a history of major depression. That compares with only 3% for men in general. Similarly 37% of female homosexuals have a history of depression. This leads in turn to heightened suicide rates. Homosexuals are three times as likely to contemplate suicide as the general population. In fact homosexual men have an attempted suicide rate six times that of heterosexual men, and homosexual women attempt suicide twice as often as heterosexual women. Nor are depression and suicide the only problems. Studies show that homosexuals are much more likely to be pedophiles than heterosexual men. Whatever the causes of these disorders, the fact remains that anyone contemplating a homosexual lifestyle should have no illusions about what he is getting into. Another well-kept secret is how physically dangerous homosexual behavior is.”",
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                        "text": "Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting,Your mom's the best sex in town! Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says,I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et! Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces,Your mom liked it! Finally the guy interrupts.Go home, Dad, you're drunk!",
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                        "text": "Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, \"Why is it that whenever I walk into a fraternity there's alcohol everywhere and there's no alcohol in a sorority? Why is it that sororities won't allow alcohol, but fraternities do? What is that?\" You know, nobody had a really good answer, and that's kind of held on. It's one of the issues that's being examined now - the role of alcohol in sexual assault.",
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