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title: "Famous Alcohol Words"
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> [All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldous-huxley/all-the-advantages-of-christianity-and-alcohol-none-of-their-defects/)

[Aldous Huxley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldous-huxley/)

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> [Motto to live by: Fuck the bullshit and have a drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-suboc/motto-to-live-by-fuck-the-bullshit-and-have-a-drink/)

[Kevin Suboc](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-suboc/)

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> [ We drink \[to\] one another's health and spoil our own. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerome-k-jerome/we-drink-to-one-another-s-health-and-spoil-our-own/)

[Jerome K. Jerome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerome-k-jerome/)

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> [There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-are-worse-ways-to-die-than-warm-and-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-niven/champagne-offers-a-minimum-of-alcohol-and-a-maximum-of-companionship/)

[David Niven](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-niven/)

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> [I am more afraid of alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stonewall-jackson/i-am-more-afraid-of-alcohol-than-of-all-the-bullets-of-the-enemy/)

[Stonewall Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stonewall-jackson/)

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> [Tighten my headband for an extra rush.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/tighten-my-headband-for-an-extra-rush/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [If drama was alcohol, we'd all be drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-drama-was-alcohol-we-d-all-be-drunk/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I will be doing two things tonight well . . . 1, Drinking in your establishment and 2, Growing my Hair Long”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-kolenda/i-will-be-doing-two-things-tonight-well-1-drinking-in-your/)

[Kevin Kolenda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-kolenda/)

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> [The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-last-show-we-played-i-was-straight-as-a-die-it-did-feel-weird-not/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If you want to find out one's attitude, wait until they're drunk or angry. Thats where lies the true colours.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tshepo-koos-maluleke/if-you-want-to-find-out-one-s-attitude-wait-until-they-re-drunk-or/)

[Tshepo Koos Maluleke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tshepo-koos-maluleke/)

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> [I'm losing touch with reality and I'm almost out of blow. It's such a fine line, I hate to see it go.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackson-browne/i-m-losing-touch-with-reality-and-i-m-almost-out-of-blow-it-s-such-a/)

[Jackson Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackson-browne/)

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> [I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-zevon/i-m-drinking-here-break-motor-oil-and-bombay-gin-i-ll-sleep-when-i-m/)

[Warren Zevon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-zevon/)

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> [We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lloyd-george/we-are-fighting-germany-austria-and-drink-and-as-far-as-i-can-see-the/)

[David Lloyd George](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lloyd-george/)

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> [Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-b-hinckley/avoid-alcohol-as-you-would-a-loathsome-disease-beer-will-do-to-you/)

[Gordon B. Hinckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-b-hinckley/)

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> [Poe tried alcohol, and any drug he could lay his hands on. He also tried any human being he could lay his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-h-lawrence/poe-tried-alcohol-and-any-drug-he-could-lay-his-hands-on-he-also/)

[D. H. Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-h-lawrence/)

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> [There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-lear/there-was-an-old-man-of-columbia-who-was-thirsty-and-called-out-for/)

[Edward Lear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-lear/)

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> [When I drank, the part that felt dangerous and needy grew bright and strong and real. The part that coveted love kicked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caroline-knapp/when-i-drank-the-part-that-felt-dangerous-and-needy-grew-bright-and/)

[Caroline Knapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caroline-knapp/)

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> [Half of Wisconsinites are considered alcoholics. It's part of the culture of Wisconsin... if self-deprecation is their survival instinct, alcohol is their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-pietz/half-of-wisconsinites-are-considered-alcoholics-it-s-part-of-the/)

[Amy Pietz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-pietz/)

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> [ \[As in the case of\] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-branson/as-in-the-case-of-alcohol-prohibition-illegality-has-driven-organized/)

[Sam Branson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-branson/)

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> [If I was a supervillain, I think I'd probably ban all smoking and drinking. That's exactly what I'd do: I'd remove all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-pegg/if-i-was-a-supervillain-i-think-i-d-probably-ban-all-smoking-and/)

[Simon Pegg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-pegg/)

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> [External means of escape like alcohol, drug use, and even overeating are a means of pushing uncertainty away and covering it up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-stiles/external-means-of-escape-like-alcohol-drug-use-and-even-overeating/)

[Tara Stiles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-stiles/)

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> [“Sex had nothing to do with feeling good, everything to do with superficialities, and was always accompanied by a masochistic agenda to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-donner/sex-had-nothing-to-do-with-feeling-good-everything-to-do-with/)

[Justin Donner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-donner/)

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> [The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-british-government-has-urged-its-citizens-to-abstain-from-alcohol/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [I don't know many rules to live by,' he'd said. 'But here's one. It's simple. Don't put anything unnecessary into yourself. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laini-taylor/i-don-t-know-many-rules-to-live-by-he-d-said-but-here-s-one-it-s-2/)

[Laini Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laini-taylor/)

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> [I made mistakes. I can’t whine about it. I’m the one that messed up and I’m paying the consequences. However, if I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-rose/i-made-mistakes-i-can-t-whine-about-it-i-m-the-one-that-messed-up-and/)

[Pete Rose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-rose/)

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> [An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-thomas/an-efficient-bartenders-first-aim-should-be-to-please-his-customers/)

[Jerry Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-thomas/)

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> [When he was dry, he believed it was alcohol he needed, but when he had a few drinks in him, he knew…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-johnson/when-he-was-dry-he-believed-it-was-alcohol-he-needed-but-when-he-had/)

[Denis Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-johnson/)

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> [Through the discovery of Buchner, Biology was relieved of another fragment of mysticism. The splitting up of sugar into CO2 and alcohol…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacques-loeb/through-the-discovery-of-buchner-biology-was-relieved-of-another/)

[Jacques Loeb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacques-loeb/)

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> [We can see in retrospect that criminalizing the consumption of alcohol proves not to be the solution to the very real problem…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glenn-loury/we-can-see-in-retrospect-that-criminalizing-the-consumption-of/)

[Glenn Loury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glenn-loury/)

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> [I know my grandfather drank occasionally socially, what we call "taking a sip." And my father never touched the bottle. He condemned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-c-driskell/i-know-my-grandfather-drank-occasionally-socially-what-we-call-taking/)

[David C. Driskell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-c-driskell/)

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> [“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-flynn/the-one-plentiful-herds-of-magazine-writers-would-continue-to-be/)

[Gillian Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-flynn/)

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> [She doesn't even chase shots why the hell would she chase you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/she-doesn-t-even-chase-shots-why-the-hell-would-she-chase-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-know-a-lot-more-old-drunks-than-old-doctors/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

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> [A meal without wine is like a day without sun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/a-meal-without-wine-is-like-a-day-without-sun/)

[Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-anthelme-brillat-savarin/)

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> [“Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mcm/curse-you-cheap-beer-must-find-miso-in-tiny-packet/)

[MCM](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mcm/)

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> [Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joni-mitchell/acid-booze-and-ass-needles-guns-and-grass-lots-of-laughs/)

[Joni Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joni-mitchell/)

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> [Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/don-t-trust-a-brilliant-idea-unless-it-survives-the-hangover/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

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> [''Free Beer Here'', my three favourite words in one sentence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ike-ekemah/free-beer-here-my-three-favourite-words-in-one-sentence/)

[Ike Ekemah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ike-ekemah/)

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> [I'm too high, but I ain't left the ground.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stevie-wonder/i-m-too-high-but-i-ain-t-left-the-ground/)

[Stevie Wonder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stevie-wonder/)

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                        "text": "Through the discovery of Buchner, Biology was relieved of another fragment of mysticism. The splitting up of sugar into CO2 and alcohol is no more the effect of a 'vital principle' than the splitting up of cane sugar by invertase. The history of this problem is instructive, as it warns us against considering problems as beyond our reach because they have not yet found their solution.",
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