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title: "Famous Alcohol Sayings"
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> [In the vodka of irony, we drown our hope along with our despair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-blok/in-the-vodka-of-irony-we-drown-our-hope-along-with-our-despair/)

[Alexander Blok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-blok/)

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> [Alcohol tells truth, but its truth is not normal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-london/alcohol-tells-truth-but-its-truth-is-not-normal/)

[Jack London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-london/)

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> [My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/my-rule-of-life-prescribed-as-an-absolutely-sacred-rite-smoking-cigars/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [Work: The main reason that alcohol was invented!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/work-the-main-reason-that-alcohol-was-invented/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-hodgins/a-miracle-drug-is-any-drug-that-will-do-what-the-label-says-it-will-do/)

Eric Hodgins

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> [“When life gives you juniper berries, make gin!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-buchanan-phd/when-life-gives-you-juniper-berries-make-gin/)

[Laurie Buchanan, PhD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-buchanan-phd/)

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> [“Alcohol had never helped anyone make better decisions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melinda-leigh/alcohol-had-never-helped-anyone-make-better-decisions/)

[Melinda Leigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melinda-leigh/)

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> [FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/full-name-what-you-call-your-child-when-you-re-mad-at-him/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marian-engel/happiness-is-a-fragile-thing-and-alcohol-as-i-know-from-the-house-i/)

[Marian Engel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marian-engel/)

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> [I would be lying if I didn't admit there might be a scene in the movie where there might be alcohol in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-paul/i-would-be-lying-if-i-didn-t-admit-there-might-be-a-scene-in-the/)

[Aaron Paul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-paul/)

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> [Our body craves what is in our bloodstream. Wheat, sugar, alcohol, coffee & de-vitalized foods are designed to be addictive!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wolfe/our-body-craves-what-is-in-our-bloodstream-wheat-sugar-alcohol-coffee/)

[David Wolfe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wolfe/)

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> [ \[On alcohol:\] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/queen-victoria/on-alcohol-total-abstinence-is-an-impossibility-and-it-will-not-do-to/)

[Queen Victoria](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/queen-victoria/)

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> [When you can stop you don't want to, and when you want to stop, you can't...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-davies/when-you-can-stop-you-don-t-want-to-and-when-you-want-to-stop-you-can/)

[Luke Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-davies/)

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> [“In wine was truth, perhaps, but in whisky, the way Hoffman sluiced it down, was an army of imaginary rats climbing your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ross-macdonald/in-wine-was-truth-perhaps-but-in-whisky-the-way-hoffman-sluiced-it/)

[Ross Macdonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ross-macdonald/)

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> [It's not like I was an alkie or anything. Alcohol is for cleaning needles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-stahl/it-s-not-like-i-was-an-alkie-or-anything-alcohol-is-for-cleaning/)

[Jerry Stahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-stahl/)

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> [Any live venue where there is alcohol served and it's past midnight there is gonna be fights. It doesn't matter if it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/slaine/any-live-venue-where-there-is-alcohol-served-and-it-s-past-midnight/)

[Slaine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/slaine/)

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> [Enslavement to your own weakness - be it an addiction to alcohol, or to a woman or to fame - it's degrading,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wojciech-kurtyka/enslavement-to-your-own-weakness-be-it-an-addiction-to-alcohol-or-to/)

[Wojciech Kurtyka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wojciech-kurtyka/)

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> [The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-gallagher/the-most-annoying-person-on-the-bbc-is-russell-brand-i-ve-actually/)

[Noel Gallagher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-gallagher/)

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> [Every habit he's ever had is still there in his body, lying dormant like flowers in the desert. Given the right conditions,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/every-habit-he-s-ever-had-is-still-there-in-his-body-lying-dormant/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

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> [It is certainly accurate, as it has often been said and as his letters reveal, that Grandpa supplied his tenth college reunion…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kennedy-smith/it-is-certainly-accurate-as-it-has-often-been-said-and-as-his-letters/)

[Jean Kennedy Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kennedy-smith/)

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> [There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-simmons/there-is-not-a-single-person-alive-who-could-keep-a-straight-face-and/)

[Gene Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-simmons/)

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> [“For a long time, when it's working, the drink feels like a path to a kind of self-enlightenment, something that turns us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caroline-knapp/for-a-long-time-when-it-s-working-the-drink-feels-like-a-path-to-a/)

[Caroline Knapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caroline-knapp/)

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> [The legalized liquor business is the tragedy of our civilization. Alcohol is the greatest and most blighting curse of our modern civilization.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/the-legalized-liquor-business-is-the-tragedy-of-our-civilization/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willa-cather/alcohol-is-perfectly-consistent-in-its-effects-upon-man-drunkenness/)

[Willa Cather](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willa-cather/)

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> [ She \[my mother\] struggled, abusing alcohol for quite some time, and so we just kind of drifted apart. I went to college.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hope-solo/she-my-mother-struggled-abusing-alcohol-for-quite-some-time-and-so-we/)

[Hope Solo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hope-solo/)

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> [“The empires collapsed to rubble. Skyscrapers dragged down to the ground. It was chaos. I could smell the end. It smells of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moonshine-noire/the-empires-collapsed-to-rubble-skyscrapers-dragged-down-to-the/)

[Moonshine Noire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moonshine-noire/)

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> [The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-gavan-duffy/the-horse-and-mule-live-thirty-years-and-never-know-of-wine-and-beers/)

Charles Gavan Duffy

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> [“Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/mr-cobb-was-my-escort-such-a-nice-escort-mr-cobb-so-attentive-you/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [“There'a a phrase, "the elephant in the living room", which purports to describe what it's like to live with a drug addict,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/there-a-a-phrase-the-elephant-in-the-living-room-which-purports-to/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [I don't believe anybody has a right to own any kind of a firearm. I believe in order to obtain a permit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-silber/i-don-t-believe-anybody-has-a-right-to-own-any-kind-of-a-firearm-i/)

[John Silber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-silber/)

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> [People make a decision on what they take based on whether or not it's legal. We give people at the age of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-flanagan/people-make-a-decision-on-what-they-take-based-on-whether-or-not-it-s/)

Luke Flanagan

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> [I learned that I had character defects, that I was allergic to alcohol and drugs, and that I had an obsession with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sugar-ray-leonard/i-learned-that-i-had-character-defects-that-i-was-allergic-to-alcohol/)

[Sugar Ray Leonard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sugar-ray-leonard/)

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> [A man dies too young if he leaves any wine in his cellar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-simon/a-man-dies-too-young-if-he-leaves-any-wine-in-his-cellar/)

[Andre Simon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-simon/)

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> [I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-manson/i-don-t-like-the-drugs-but-the-drugs-like-me/)

[Marilyn Manson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-manson/)

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> [And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/and-you-madam-are-ugly-but-i-shall-be-sober-in-the-morning/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [I was feeling single, seeing double, wound up in a whole lotta trouble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emmylou-harris/i-was-feeling-single-seeing-double-wound-up-in-a-whole-lotta-trouble/)

[Emmylou Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emmylou-harris/)

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> [It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-minchin/it-s-the-fine-balance-of-caffeine-and-alcohol-that-bookends-my-days/)

[Tim Minchin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-minchin/)

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> [Happy Birthday from your only friend other than alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/happy-birthday-from-your-only-friend-other-than-alcohol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [This weekend, I suggest that we drink before we go out drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buurreezzzyyy/this-weekend-i-suggest-that-we-drink-before-we-go-out-drinking/)

Buurreezzzyyy

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> [BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/bottle-feeding-an-opportunity-for-daddy-to-get-up-at-2-am-too/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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                        "text": "“Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him sober. Somebody should see him sober. I mean, just for the record. So it could become a part of history, that brief flashing moment, soon buried in time, but never forgotten - when Larry Cobb was sober.”",
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