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title: "Famous Alcohol Quotes"
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> [“Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/alcohol-is-the-motorcycle-of-beverages-liver-fast-die-young/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [For me, alcohol just has a negative effect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-barton/for-me-alcohol-just-has-a-negative-effect/)

[Joey Barton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-barton/)

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> [The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerald-r-ford/the-three-martini-lunch-is-the-epitome-of-american-efficiency/)

[Gerald R. Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerald-r-ford/)

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> [IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/impregnable-a-woman-whose-memory-of-labour-is-still-vivid/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robertson-davies/art-is-wine-and-experience-is-the-brandy-we-distill-from-it/)

[Robertson Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robertson-davies/)

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> [They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Whos in a hurry?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-say-that-alcohol-kills-slowly-so-what-whos-in-a-hurry/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“A cada quien su alcohol. Existir me procura bastante alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fernando-pessoa/a-cada-quien-su-alcohol-existir-me-procura-bastante-alcohol/)

[Fernando Pessoa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fernando-pessoa/)

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> [Civilization begins with distillation](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-faulkner/civilization-begins-with-distillation/)

[William Faulkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-faulkner/)

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> [All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/all-a-woman-really-wants-is-to-know-you-care-and-all-of-the-sandles/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen. Jeez, doesn’t the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanne-mcclean/i-find-him-cracking-open-a-beer-in-the-kitchen-jeez-doesn-t-the-guy/)

[Joanne McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanne-mcclean/)

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> [All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-szasz/all-drugs-of-any-interest-to-any-moderately-intelligent-person-in/)

[Thomas Szasz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-szasz/)

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> [I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-an-alcoholic-alcoholics-go-to-meetings-i-m-a-drunk-we-go-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/warning-the-consumption-of-alcohol-may-create-the-illusion-that-you/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I prefer hallucinations cause they tend to make more sense than experience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/todd-rundgren/i-prefer-hallucinations-cause-they-tend-to-make-more-sense-than/)

[Todd Rundgren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/todd-rundgren/)

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> [A real man would never get drunk and then rape a girl he will get the girl drunk first](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anurag/a-real-man-would-never-get-drunk-and-then-rape-a-girl-he-will-get-the/)

[Anurag](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anurag/)

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> [I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-spent-half-my-money-on-gambling-alcohol-and-wild-women-the-other/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Alcohol, I had learned, was an eloquent if somewhat inaccurate interpreter. I had placed my trust that December night in glass after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monique-truong/alcohol-i-had-learned-was-an-eloquent-if-somewhat-inaccurate/)

[Monique Truong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monique-truong/)

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> [In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/in-my-experience-you-run-into-trouble-when-you-ask-a-group-of-beer/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [“Watching a parent die is a terrible task. My father, faced with something he could not talk down or browbeat into submission,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yudhanjaya-wijeratne/watching-a-parent-die-is-a-terrible-task-my-father-faced-with/)

[Yudhanjaya Wijeratne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yudhanjaya-wijeratne/)

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> [Human beings generally need between six and eight hours of restful sleep each night. Restful sleep means that you're not using pharmaceuticals…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deepak-chopra/human-beings-generally-need-between-six-and-eight-hours-of-restful/)

[Deepak Chopra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deepak-chopra/)

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> [Power comes from doing meditation, leading a controlled life, being conservative, not wasting all your energy on drugs, alcohol and sex and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/power-comes-from-doing-meditation-leading-a-controlled-life-being/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [The bar... is an exercise in solitude. Above all else, it must be quiet, dark, very comfortable-and, contrary to modern mores, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luis-bunuel/the-bar-is-an-exercise-in-solitude-above-all-else-it-must-be-quiet/)

[Luis Bunuel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luis-bunuel/)

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> [I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/i-love-women-i-love-alcohol-and-i-love-combining-the-two-if-god/)

[Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/)

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> [Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marguerite-duras/alcohol-doesn-t-console-it-doesn-t-fill-up-anyone-s-psychological/)

[Marguerite Duras](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marguerite-duras/)

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> [I do not believe that marijuana is a gateway drug, and having been a mayor trying to keep my community safe, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cory-booker/i-do-not-believe-that-marijuana-is-a-gateway-drug-and-having-been-a/)

[Cory Booker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cory-booker/)

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> [“I started smoking cannabis and drinking alcohol for the same reason I would sometimes tell self aggrandizing lies; I was wanting in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cory-duchesne/i-started-smoking-cannabis-and-drinking-alcohol-for-the-same-reason-i/)

[Cory Duchesne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cory-duchesne/)

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> [“The seasonal urge is strong in poets. Milton wrote chiefly in winter. Keats looked for spring to wake him up (as it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-bevington/the-seasonal-urge-is-strong-in-poets-milton-wrote-chiefly-in-winter/)

[Helen Bevington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-bevington/)

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> [Anxiety is the dizziness we experience when we recognize we hold the freedom and responsibility for our life choices. More than anyone,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peg-o-connor/anxiety-is-the-dizziness-we-experience-when-we-recognize-we-hold-the/)

[Peg O'Connor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peg-o-connor/)

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> [ “\[She\] soon perceived that as she walked in the flock, sometimes with this one, sometimes with that, that the fresh night air… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-hardy/she-soon-perceived-that-as-she-walked-in-the-flock-sometimes-with/)

[Thomas Hardy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-hardy/)

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> [I'm a very dull passenger. I don't speak. I don't have sex. No alcohol. I don't do drugs. The thing that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pedro-almodovar/i-m-a-very-dull-passenger-i-don-t-speak-i-don-t-have-sex-no-alcohol-i/)

[Pedro Almodovar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pedro-almodovar/)

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> [But just as it sometimes happens that the most temperate people, who have never acquired the habit of drinking alcohol, or even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-west/but-just-as-it-sometimes-happens-that-the-most-temperate-people-who/)

[Rebecca West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-west/)

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> [“I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but they never seem dark enough. I bleach my hair bright white twice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-kidd/i-dye-my-jeans-jet-black-once-a-week-but-they-never-seem-dark-enough/)

[Kris Kidd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kris-kidd/)

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> [“You enter the cave of the bear to become its master or its meat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-cue/you-enter-the-cave-of-the-bear-to-become-its-master-or-its-meat/)

[Kerry Cue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-cue/)

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> [Alcohol doesnt solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fransis/alcohol-doesnt-solve-any-problems-but-then-again-neither-does-milk/)

[FrANSIS](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fransis/)

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> [Alcohol may pick you up a little bit, but it lets you down in a hurry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-ford/alcohol-may-pick-you-up-a-little-bit-but-it-lets-you-down-in-a-hurry/)

[Betty Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-ford/)

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> [No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-officer-there-is-no-blood-in-my-alcohol-system/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“According to scientists, alcohol is a solution. —T-SHIRT”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/according-to-scientists-alcohol-is-a-solution-t-shirt/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [The only thing I chase goes in my drinks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-tomasello/the-only-thing-i-chase-goes-in-my-drinks/)

[Mario Tomasello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-tomasello/)

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> [If you've got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-j-cale-2/if-you-ve-got-bad-news-you-want-to-kick-them-blues-cocaine/)

[J.J. Cale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-j-cale-2/)

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> [Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackson-browne/coffee-in-the-morning-cocaine-afternoons/)

[Jackson Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackson-browne/)

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                        "text": "“The seasonal urge is strong in poets. Milton wrote chiefly in winter. Keats looked for spring to wake him up (as it did in the miraculous months of April and May, 1819). Burns chose autumn. Longfellow liked the month of September. Shelley flourished in the hot months. Some poets, like Wordsworth, have gone outdoors to work. Others, like Auden, keep to the curtained room. Schiller needed the smell of rotten apples about him to make a poem. Tennyson and Walter de la Mare had to smoke. Auden drinks lots of tea, Spender coffee; Hart Crane drank alcohol. Pope, Byron, and William Morris were creative late at night. And so it goes.”",
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                        "text": "“[She] soon perceived that as she walked in the flock, sometimes with this one, sometimes with that, that the fresh night air was producing staggerings and serpentine courses among the men who had partaken too freely; some of the more careless women were also wandering in their gait. . . . Yet however terrestrial and lumpy their appearance just now to the mean unglamoured eye, to themselves the case was different. They followed the road with a sensation that they were soaring along in a supporting medium, possessed of original and profound thoughts, themselves and surrounding nature forming an organism of which all the parts harmoniously and joyously interpenetrated each other. They were as sublime as the moon and stars above them, and the moon and stars were as ardent as they.”",
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                        "text": "I'm a very dull passenger. I don't speak. I don't have sex. No alcohol. I don't do drugs. The thing that I like about flying is that I feel like I can really concentrate. I used to write many things, and many ideas for my movies belong to this moment where I'm not anywhere specifically in terms of time and space and geography. I am suspended, and this suspension fits me very well.",
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