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title: "5 Alcohol Free Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [Yea we can all party hard with some alcohol free beer and censored porn…mmm my stomach is getting all jittery just thinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yea-we-can-all-party-hard-with-some-alcohol-free-beer-and-censored/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ae/anonymous-1_party-hard_yea-we-can-all-party-hard-with-some-alco_273701.jpg)

> [I use Ecoco EcoStyler gel, but the alcohol-free protein one. That's the key.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sza/i-use-ecoco-ecostyler-gel-but-the-alcohol-free-protein-one-that-s-the/)

[SZA](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sza/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e2/sza-4638_gel_i-use-ecoco-ecostyler-gel-but-the-alcoho_326847.jpg)

> [When I'm alcohol-free now and even to see the world around me, I appreciate it, but I never truly enjoy too much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stan-getz/when-i-m-alcohol-free-now-and-even-to-see-the-world-around-me-i/)

[Stan Getz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stan-getz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a9/stan-getz-15717_alcohol_when-i-m-alcohol-free-now-and-even-to-se_1033431.png)

> [“An alcohol-free wedding reception is like masturbating for an hour without reaching orgasm. It’s fun at the beginning, but after a while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-shaw/an-alcohol-free-wedding-reception-is-like-masturbating-for-an-hour/)

[Johnny Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-shaw/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/johnny-shaw-25388_marriage_an-alcohol-free-wedding-reception-is-lik_2066152.jpg)

> [I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cm-punk/i-am-still-better-than-you-because-i-am-drug-free-i-am-alcohol-free/)

[CM Punk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cm-punk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/276/cm-punk-1287_alcohol_i-am-still-better-than-you-because-i-am_3005641.jpg)

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