--- title: "3 Alan Quotes By J.L. Merrow" description: "3 Alan quotes by J.L. Merrow. Plus more from J.L. Merrow and more Alan sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d2/j-l-merrow-9595_alan_alan-i-used-rabbit-skin-glue-to-size-the_195665.jpg" --- > [“Alan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. I got it from the art shop. I don’t know if they use real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/alan-i-used-rabbit-skin-glue-to-size-the-panels-i-got-it-from-the-art/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d2/j-l-merrow-9595_alan_alan-i-used-rabbit-skin-glue-to-size-the_195665.jpg) > [“Alan:I asked him what cat we should get, and he said it was my choice, so I got this little black one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/alan-i-asked-him-what-cat-we-should-get-and-he-said-it-was-my-choice/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f2/j-l-merrow-9595_alan_alan-i-asked-him-what-cat-we-should-get_2045584.jpg) > [“Alan:I don’t know what they did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they put them out for the birds after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/alan-i-don-t-know-what-they-did-with-all-the-crusts-from-the/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b6/j-l-merrow-9595_alan_alan-i-don-t-know-what-they-did-with-all_2679502.jpg) ## Other authors on Alan ## More by J.L. Merrow > [“You never did...anything else with Ren?" I knew he wasn't talking about me painting him and stuff. "Why would I want him when I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/you-never-did-anything-else-with-ren-i-knew-he-wasn-t-talking-about/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“He gave me a kiss and said good night.” “He didn’t! The bastard.” “Yeah,” I muttered to the tabletop. “He said he’d had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/he-gave-me-a-kiss-and-said-good-night-he-didn-t-the-bastard-yeah-i/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“His gaze kept sliding in my direction, then zipping back to Phil, as if he’d heard you should make eye contact with people you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/his-gaze-kept-sliding-in-my-direction-then-zipping-back-to-phil-as-if/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“That’s my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You’ve got to love him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/that-s-my-darling-little-doggie-bubbles-by-name-bubbles-for-brains/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“Alan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. I got it from the art shop. I don’t know if they use real rabbits in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/alan-i-used-rabbit-skin-glue-to-size-the-panels-i-got-it-from-the-art/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“Look, I really appreciate you bringing me here, but I think there’s something you ought to know about me.” David smiled. “If it’s that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/look-i-really-appreciate-you-bringing-me-here-but-i-think-there-s/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn’t get squished. He’s really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he’d…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/we-did-sixty-nine-that-night-larry-went-on-top-so-he-didn-t-get/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, ’cause I never been this far away from home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/i-was-thinking-of-cambridge-and-then-i-got-a-bit-homesick-for-a/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I’ll deal with you later. He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak for Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/i-gave-the-wretched-beast-a-look-that-said-plainly-i-ll-deal-with-you/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“I thought my mum would be probably rather have us round for tea in her room, but Larry said he wanted to take he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/i-thought-my-mum-would-be-probably-rather-have-us-round-for-tea-in/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“Sometimes you got to make a stand on something, even when the thing itself isn't that important. It's like the difference between painting and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/sometimes-you-got-to-make-a-stand-on-something-even-when-the-thing/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/it-s-sad-to-fall-asleep-it-separates-people-even-when-you-re-sleeping/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“Lead me!” I told him fervently. “Astray is, like, my favourite place ever.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/lead-me-i-told-him-fervently-astray-is-like-my-favourite-place-ever/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“When a bloke takes you out for a meal You’d think sex would be part of the deal Not a pat on the head…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/when-a-bloke-takes-you-out-for-a-meal-you-d-think-sex-would-be-part/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) > [“Up past the King's is this stone bridge with big stone balls on it. Larry said it was Clare Bridge. I said I hoped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-merrow/up-past-the-king-s-is-this-stone-bridge-with-big-stone-balls-on-it/) [J.L. Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-merrow/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alan/j-l-merrow/#itemlist", "name": "3 Alan Quotes By J.L. Merrow", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Alan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. 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