--- title: "4 Al qaeda Quotes By David Letterman" description: "4 Al qaeda quotes by David Letterman. Plus more from David Letterman and more Al qaeda sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/469/david-letterman-378_afghanistan_john-walker-while-he-was-in-afghanistan_322189.jpg" --- > [John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/john-walker-while-he-was-in-afghanistan-told-people-his-goal-was-to/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/469/david-letterman-378_afghanistan_john-walker-while-he-was-in-afghanistan_322189.jpg) > [You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-know-who-s-upset-now-with-isis-al-qaeda-it-s-because-isis-is/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74e/david-letterman-378_al-qaeda_you-know-who-s-upset-now-with-isis-al-qa_1722261.jpg) > [I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-heard-this-rumor-that-al-qaeda-is-merging-with-hamas-yeah-i-got/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a5/david-letterman-378_al-qaeda_i-heard-this-rumor-that-al-qaeda-is-merg_2317881.jpg) > [I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-mean-you-think-about-the-guy-the-nigerian-guy-who-was-going-to-blow/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37d/david-letterman-378_al-qaeda_i-mean-you-think-about-the-guy-the-niger_2802205.jpg) ## Other authors on Al qaeda ## More by David Letterman > [Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/two-things-you-need-to-know-about-taxes-they-ve-extended-the-deadline/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-know-kim-jong-un-the-evil-dictator-of-north-korea-apparently-a/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-s-the-first-day-of-spring-that-means-this-weekend-i-ll-take-down/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-are-a-lot-of-new-york-city-thanksgiving-traditions-for-example/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-can-hardly-wait-until-donald-trump-announces-his-celebrity-cabinet/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/experts-say-this-global-warming-is-serious-and-they-are-predicting/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. 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Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/do-i-think-there-is-a-heaven-uh-yeah-i-do-like-a-really-big-gymnasium/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/if-it-wasn-t-for-coffee-i-d-have-no-discernible-personality-at-all/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/well-we-re-just-a-couple-of-weeks-from-new-president-barack-obama/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/sometimes-when-you-look-in-his-eyes-you-get-the-feeling-that-someone/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. 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