--- title: "11 Airline food Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 11 Airline food quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Airline food sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2d/herb-kelleher-8657_air-travel_if-the-wright-brother-were-alive-today-w_24022.png" --- > [If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-kelleher/if-the-wright-brother-were-alive-today-wilbur-would-have-to-fire/) [Herb Kelleher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herb-kelleher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2d/herb-kelleher-8657_air-travel_if-the-wright-brother-were-alive-today-w_24022.png) > [I'm not opposed to talking about airline food.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tig-notaro/i-m-not-opposed-to-talking-about-airline-food/) [Tig Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tig-notaro/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/tig-notaro-3660_about_i-m-not-opposed-to-talking-about-airline_907842.png) > [I dont enjoy traveling in America. I dont like the food, the cars. It is not exotic enough. It all tastes a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carla-bley/i-dont-enjoy-traveling-in-america-i-dont-like-the-food-the-cars-it-is/) [Carla Bley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carla-bley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86a/carla-bley-28151_airline_i-dont-enjoy-traveling-in-america-i-dont_3068772.png) > [England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/england-manufactures-most-of-the-world-s-airline-food-as-well-as-all/) [Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/170/dave-barry-222_airline_england-manufactures-most-of-the-world-s_939293.png) > [If you don't like airline food, you'll probably have the same impression of space station food. I would not fly to space…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-hadfield/if-you-don-t-like-airline-food-you-ll-probably-have-the-same/) [Chris Hadfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-hadfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70c/chris-hadfield-2011_airline_if-you-don-t-like-airline-food-you-ll-pr_2444992.jpg) > [Airline food is cooked in an oven and then kept warm. Space station food is often cooked in an oven and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-hadfield/airline-food-is-cooked-in-an-oven-and-then-kept-warm-space-station/) [Chris Hadfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-hadfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/944/chris-hadfield-2011_airline_airline-food-is-cooked-in-an-oven-and-th_2604978.jpg) > [You don't have to be Willy Loman about it. But, "Airline food is crazy. Hey, what's with these rent-a-cars?" or you go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/you-don-t-have-to-be-willy-loman-about-it-but-airline-food-is-crazy/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb7/jay-mohr-4777_airline_you-don-t-have-to-be-willy-loman-about-i_1985329.png) > [“It is a challenge to believe that there was ever a time that airline food was exciting, when stewardesses were happy to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bryson/it-is-a-challenge-to-believe-that-there-was-ever-a-time-that-airline/) [Bill Bryson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bryson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e9/bill-bryson-340_airline-food_it-is-a-challenge-to-believe-that-there_1637606.png) > [ \[Airline food\] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/airline-food-is-the-tiniest-food-i-ve-ever-seen-in-my-entire-life-any/) [Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4a/ellen-degeneres-604_airline_airline-food-is-the-tiniest-food-i-ve-ev_1151876.jpg) > [Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/airline-food-is-not-intended-for-human-consumption-it-s-intended-as-a/) [Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b42/dave-barry-222_air-travel_airline-food-is-not-intended-for-human-c_243820.png) > [Speaking of food, English cuisine has received a lot of unfair criticism over the years, but the truth is that it can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/speaking-of-food-english-cuisine-has-received-a-lot-of-unfair/) [Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/488/dave-barry-222_airline_speaking-of-food-english-cuisine-has-rec_2166001.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/airline-food/#itemlist", "name": "Airline food Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Herb Kelleher" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herb-kelleher/if-the-wright-brother-were-alive-today-wilbur-would-have-to-fire/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2d/herb-kelleher-8657_air-travel_if-the-wright-brother-were-alive-today-w_24022.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2d/herb-kelleher-8657_air-travel_if-the-wright-brother-were-alive-today-w_24022.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2d/herb-kelleher-8657_air-travel_if-the-wright-brother-were-alive-today-w_24022.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.” — Herb Kelleher", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not opposed to talking about airline food.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tig Notaro" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tig-notaro/i-m-not-opposed-to-talking-about-airline-food/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/tig-notaro-3660_about_i-m-not-opposed-to-talking-about-airline_907842.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/tig-notaro-3660_about_i-m-not-opposed-to-talking-about-airline_907842.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/tig-notaro-3660_about_i-m-not-opposed-to-talking-about-airline_907842.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm not opposed to talking about airline food.” — Tig Notaro", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I dont enjoy traveling in America. 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