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> [Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tank top.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the-pilot-is-wearing-a-tank-top/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afd/dave-barry-222_aircraft_never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the_1156856.png)

> [There are more than 3500 military and commercial aircraft pilot reports of encounters worldwide; many cases have corroborating radar documentation and multiple witnesses both on the ground and in the air.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-m-greer/there-are-more-than-3500-military-and-commercial-aircraft-pilot/)

[Steven M. Greer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-m-greer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fce/steven-m-greer-30643_air_there-are-more-than-3500-military-and-co_1190381.jpg)

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