--- title: "9 Agent Called Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Agent Called quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Agent Called sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/john-taylor-gatto-4736_agents_why-are-you-so-docile-when-you-give-up-y_456021.png" --- > [Why are you so docile when you give up your child to a government agent called a schoolteacher?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-taylor-gatto/why-are-you-so-docile-when-you-give-up-your-child-to-a-government/) [John Taylor Gatto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-taylor-gatto/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/john-taylor-gatto-4736_agents_why-are-you-so-docile-when-you-give-up-y_456021.png) > [I was on vacation in New York when my agent called asking if I wanted to go right in and audition for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lilla-crawford/i-was-on-vacation-in-new-york-when-my-agent-called-asking-if-i-wanted/) [Lilla Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lilla-crawford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/146/lilla-crawford-24990_agent_i-was-on-vacation-in-new-york-when-my-ag_3002336.jpg) > [My agent called me and said, "You have an audition for James Bond. They're looking for the girl." And I told him,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gal-gadot/my-agent-called-me-and-said-you-have-an-audition-for-james-bond-they/) [Gal Gadot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gal-gadot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e86/gal-gadot-12902_actresses_my-agent-called-me-and-said-you-have-an_2135321.jpg) > [I had just gotten a job on 'Preacher' on AMC and was in New Orleans starting work on that. My agent called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-buckley/i-had-just-gotten-a-job-on-preacher-on-amc-and-was-in-new-orleans/) [Betty Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c59/betty-buckley-12839_god_i-had-just-gotten-a-job-on-preacher-on-a_1213414.png) > [My agent called me when we were talking before I came to the States. He told me we are going to select…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ivica-zubac/my-agent-called-me-when-we-were-talking-before-i-came-to-the-states/) [Ivica Zubac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ivica-zubac/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/869/ivica-zubac-9222_europe_my-agent-called-me-when-we-were-talking_2178054.jpg) > [My agent called me and said, 'You're going to be on the cover of 'R.B.I. Baseball.'' I was like, 'Are you serious?'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-bregman/my-agent-called-me-and-said-you-re-going-to-be-on-the-cover-of-r-b-i/) [Alex Bregman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-bregman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42a/alex-bregman-5139_baseball_my-agent-called-me-and-said-you-re-going_1940945.jpg) > [Some of the best auditions I've ever had have been when my agent called and said, 'They want you 20 minutes ago,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-campbell/some-of-the-best-auditions-i-ve-ever-had-have-been-when-my-agent-2/) [Billy Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-campbell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a86/billy-campbell-16046_agents_some-of-the-best-auditions-i-ve-ever-had_1468824.png) > [I'm not saying that I'm the grand genius that came in on a float and made it happen, but they liked my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/remi-aubuchon/i-m-not-saying-that-i-m-the-grand-genius-that-came-in-on-a-float-and/) [Remi Aubuchon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/remi-aubuchon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b08/remi-aubuchon-25092_able_i-m-not-saying-that-i-m-the-grand-genius_2977254.jpg) > [“The TSA liked having fresh agents on the job. Fresh agents with a clear mind and steady hand. Time travel wasn’t for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-engela/the-tsa-liked-having-fresh-agents-on-the-job-fresh-agents-with-a/) [Christina Engela](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-engela/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f67/christina-engela-8737_again_the-tsa-liked-having-fresh-agents-on-the_1851949.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/agent-called/#itemlist", "name": "Agent Called Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Why are you so docile when you give up your child to a government agent called a schoolteacher?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Taylor Gatto" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-taylor-gatto/why-are-you-so-docile-when-you-give-up-your-child-to-a-government/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/john-taylor-gatto-4736_agents_why-are-you-so-docile-when-you-give-up-y_456021.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/john-taylor-gatto-4736_agents_why-are-you-so-docile-when-you-give-up-y_456021.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/john-taylor-gatto-4736_agents_why-are-you-so-docile-when-you-give-up-y_456021.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Why are you so docile when you give up your child to a government agent called a schoolteacher?” — John Taylor Gatto", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was on vacation in New York when my agent called asking if I wanted to go right in and audition for 'Billy Elliot,' so I was lucky to be there.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lilla Crawford" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lilla-crawford/i-was-on-vacation-in-new-york-when-my-agent-called-asking-if-i-wanted/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/146/lilla-crawford-24990_agent_i-was-on-vacation-in-new-york-when-my-ag_3002336.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/146/lilla-crawford-24990_agent_i-was-on-vacation-in-new-york-when-my-ag_3002336.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/146/lilla-crawford-24990_agent_i-was-on-vacation-in-new-york-when-my-ag_3002336.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was on vacation in New York when my agent called asking if I wanted to go right in and audition for 'Billy…” — Lilla Crawford", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My agent called me and said, \"You have an audition for James Bond. 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