--- title: "1 Age Married Quotes By C.D. Payne" description: "1 Age Married quotes by C.D. Payne. Plus more from C.D. Payne and more Age Married sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4e/c-d-payne-39486_age_i-take-it-then-vijay-you-are-still-a-vir_2924988.png" --- > [I take it, then, Vijay, you are still a virgin?'Yes, and I find it extremely galling. When Gandhi was my age he had already been married three years.'No wonder Gandhi turned out to be a great man. When you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/i-take-it-then-vijay-you-are-still-a-virgin-yes-and-i-find-it/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4e/c-d-payne-39486_age_i-take-it-then-vijay-you-are-still-a-vir_2924988.png) ## More by C.D. Payne > [One of the tragic consequences of divorce is that the kids are legally obligated by the courts to spend a fixed amount of time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/one-of-the-tragic-consequences-of-divorce-is-that-the-kids-are/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [“As much as I think about sex, I can only with extreme difficulty conceive of myself actually performing the act. And here's another thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/as-much-as-i-think-about-sex-i-can-only-with-extreme-difficulty/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/i-have-found-that-people-who-can-successfully-resist-temptation/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [Now I know why women get their ears pierced. Once they've survived this ordeal of mutilation, they can face the discomforts of childbirth with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/now-i-know-why-women-get-their-ears-pierced-once-they-ve-survived/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/consider-if-you-will-the-morning-boner-what-a-metaphor-of-hope-and/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [Confession can be good for the soul, but it can exact a heavy toll on friendships.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/confession-can-be-good-for-the-soul-but-it-can-exact-a-heavy-toll-on/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [Do you suppose the human race invented boredom to make the prospect of death more palatable?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/do-you-suppose-the-human-race-invented-boredom-to-make-the-prospect/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [“Dwayne! Don't be ridiculous. Guy's don't share their girlfriends.' Why not?' Because they don't. Men are instinctually competitive. It's so there'll be lots of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/dwayne-don-t-be-ridiculous-guy-s-don-t-share-their-girlfriends-why/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [“I've decided Mom's boyfriends are a lot like U.S. Presidents. You keep thinking they can't get any worse. And then she comes up with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/i-ve-decided-mom-s-boyfriends-are-a-lot-like-u-s-presidents-you-keep/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [I take it, then, Vijay, you are still a virgin?'Yes, and I find it extremely galling. When Gandhi was my age he had already…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/i-take-it-then-vijay-you-are-still-a-virgin-yes-and-i-find-it/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) > [“Fuel-efficient my big engine is not. I drove 38 miles and burned through more than a quarter-tank of expensive premium gas. Every time I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/fuel-efficient-my-big-engine-is-not-i-drove-38-miles-and-burned/) [C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/age-married/c-d-payne/#itemlist", "name": "1 Age Married Quotes By C.D. 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